Options

okcupid thread or i guess general dating thread

178101213102

Posts

  • Options
    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    IpseDixit wrote:
    boys are weird i guess!! is it like

    can you feel it

    or is it all psychological

    Both!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk63Psr3wzY

    wY6K6Jb.gif
  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    mully wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    gagging is gross

    at least in porn
    i was reading this morning about how porn make-up artists actually have to compensate for how much gagging will occur
    and whether or not they want that 'mascara running because she's being so dominated against her will' look

    Professional porn is gross

  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I was trying to help this one dude set up an OKC profile, when oh hey what's this other window you have open here

    "Oh, you know My Little Pony? I write fanfics."

    "Yeah man, uh, uh, don't put that on your profile."

  • Options
    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    castrate all bronies

  • Options
    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    "I like to write children's stories"

    girls go for that right

  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
  • Options
    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    love that song

    wY6K6Jb.gif
  • Options
    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I live in a shithole redneck town

    The only women here around my age (who haven't already gotten married or had a kid) are absolute wretches, both mentally and physically

    I went back to visit my college town a couple months ago and I had forgotten what it was like to be around pretty, intelligent, conversational girls

    My plan: go back to school or get a real job and get the fuck out of Dodge!

  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    love that song

    everyone does, Tears for Fears kicks ass!

  • Options
    As7As7 Registered User regular
    It's interesting when people with really low match percentages view your page multiple times.

    I like to think that they are enticed by something wicked and sinful.

    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • Options
    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    When I see some really attractive girl visit your page who has something like a 5% match with me I always click her profile. Then when I see she has about 60 kids I usually feel good about myself. Seeing as I don't browse the other gender, are there a bunch of single dads out there?

    sierracrest.jpg
  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Gafoto wrote:
    When I see some really attractive girl visit your page who has something like a 5% match with me I always click her profile. Then when I see she has about 60 kids I usually feel good about myself. Seeing as I don't browse the other gender, are there a bunch of single dads out there?

    not NEARLY as many.

  • Options
    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    You know what I always found weird? When I hang out at male-dominated sites/forums everyone thinks that women get laid all the time, that they know they're attractive, that they don't 'need' to do X to feel attractive, etc. All the female-dominated places I hang out at are filled with ladies who complain about being single, '20something and havent been kissed', all kinds of depressions but none of them think that men are some alternate sex species that would never share their buttouch secrets with the likes of them

  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    You know what I always found weird? When I hang out at male-dominated sites/forums everyone thinks that women get laid all the time, that they know they're attractive, that they don't 'need' to do X to feel attractive, etc. All the female-dominated places I hang out at are filled with ladies who complain about being single, '20something and havent been kissed', all kinds of depressions but none of them think that men are some alternate sex species that would never share their buttouch secrets with the likes of them

    Men are from Mars, Women are from Ur Anus

    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    whoa hey now

    domming is not about making people feel awful

    It's about giving your partner permission to revel in the secret parts of themselves that they are socialized to believe is shameful

    it's really eroticized shame but in a quite positive way

  • Options
    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    You know what I always found weird? When I hang out at male-dominated sites/forums everyone thinks that women get laid all the time, that they know they're attractive, that they don't 'need' to do X to feel attractive, etc. All the female-dominated places I hang out at are filled with ladies who complain about being single, '20something and havent been kissed', all kinds of depressions but none of them think that men are some alternate sex species that would never share their buttouch secrets with the likes of them

    I'm a 20-something guy who's never been kissed. Sometimes when I get like that but then I buck up and reminder it's my own damn fault.

    Edit: I can't really speak as to why there's a difference in observed thought process there, though.

    ASimPerson on
  • Options
    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    i have been kissed and fondled some parts and stuff but that is about it.

  • Options
    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    You two should get together and change these things.

    I'll be sending Keith to record it for my pleasure.

    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • Options
    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    The ladies never go for nice guys thing is pretty annoying. Mainly because it comes from dudes who never actually make a move and just expect the lady to throw themselves on them.

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    aside from an eighth grade girlfriend, I've only kissed other people and they were both while I was drunk because that's the only time I'll flirt

  • Options
    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The only successful people I know are nice guys. True facts.

    They're not spineless, but they are ridiculously friendly and approachable. If you fuck with them they have no problem with destroying you - just don't hang yourself with the rope supplied.

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    oh wait, no, like...six people

    because there was that time at the Reel Big Fish/Aquabats/Suburban Legends concert where I made out with like 4 bearded dudes in a row

    I was really drunk

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    MY LIFE

  • Options
    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Getting involved in a volunteer organisation is a pretty good start for people with a lot of excess time and not much money

    Just hanging around with other people you don't really know

    Fantastic way to kick off a new group of friends

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I have to remember to call the doctor tomorrow so I can finally get an appointment

    for lots of stuff, really

    but to see if I can get something prescribed for my anxiety so I don't have to be drunk to interact with people. Especially since I haven't gotten drunk in almost a year

    Can regular doctors prescribe that?

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    The only successful people I know are nice guys. True facts.

    They're not spineless, but they are ridiculously friendly and approachable. If you fuck with them they have no problem with destroying you - just don't hang yourself with the rope supplied.

    I'm usually like that. Like, when I was working I'd pretty much always cover someone's shift/switch shifts if they needed even though nobody ever would do it for me (because at least I was getting paid), but as soon as someone started fucking with my hours I confronted them and put a stop to that shit

    Nowadays though I think I probably let myself get taken advantage of because I'd rather be used than be alone, you know?

  • Options
    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i am pretty good at kissing

    i feel like i've blown a lot of chances with female friends who waited for me to make a move but i was totally oblivious so then they got bored and met someone else and are now married/divorced/pregnant (this has happened 3 times, no joke)

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I'm terrible at talking to girls I don't know because I'm always like "What if they like me? Play it cool. Wait, why would they like me? welp not gonna say anything"

    don't have that problem with dudes because everyone is straight

  • Options
    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Nowadays though I think I probably let myself get taken advantage of because I'd rather be used than be alone, you know?

    Let yourself be used a lot and you'll get taken for granted pretty much every single time. Being friendly, but looking out for yourself will lead to better things down the line.

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Gumpy wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Nowadays though I think I probably let myself get taken advantage of because I'd rather be used than be alone, you know?

    Let yourself be used a lot and you'll get taken for granted pretty much every single time. Being friendly, but looking out for yourself will lead to better things down the line.

    Oh I know. I was fine when I was living near friends and all

    but now I have almost no one in my life so it's like welp

  • Options
    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Note that this doesn't apply to relationship relationships because haha I don't have those

  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    this girl I've been talking to lately just asked me to make her a mixtape because she loves my taste in music

    do I put a ring on it or what

    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    kiss her and find out

  • Options
    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    this girl I've been talking to lately just asked me to make her a mixtape because she loves my taste in music

    do I put a ring on it or what

    yes

  • Options
    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I am

    best kisser

  • Options
    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    grey we are going to have to tongue wrestle for the title

    8j12qx8ma5j5.jpg
  • Options
    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Gumpy wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Nowadays though I think I probably let myself get taken advantage of because I'd rather be used than be alone, you know?

    Let yourself be used a lot and you'll get taken for granted pretty much every single time. Being friendly, but looking out for yourself will lead to better things down the line.

    Oh I know. I was fine when I was living near friends and all

    but now I have almost no one in my life so it's like welp

    What kinda situation are you in? Still in education? If you're starting out without people to hang out with in a new place, then sorting that out is a billion times more important then thinking about ladies.

    Check out to see if there's an Amnesty International group near you. When I went down to uni, those guys ended up being super cool people, leading to a whole raft of very good things. Charity groups are awesome.

  • Options
    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    This has been a pretty awful night

    Couple of old friends announced that they've broken up with their partners. By which I mean this is two seperate guys, one broke up with his S.O. two nights back and the other this morning, dating for 4 and 3 years respectively. Nasty goddamn coincidence

    Add to that a week (?) or so ago another couple, who I didn't know quite as well but who were actually engaged and sharing a home, broke up too

    I wasn't feeling at my best in the first place so feeling bad on behalf of everyone affected by the month of breakups is... pretty draining and it'd be nice if I could stop now and go back to bed, please

    This is not a good time for my friends

    cBY55.gifbmJsl.png
  • Options
    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    I am

    best kisser

    I challenge thee!

    Now we have to make out to settle this.

  • Options
    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I was a 'nice guy', clueless dude for a long time. Then i got drunk on weekend and a some adorable girl practicably threw herself at me and i didn't realize it for 3 days. In fact it wasn't even apparent to me after that. My friends had to ask as we were driving home, 'So did you have sex with that girl?'

    My mind flashed back over the weekend;
    Moves hair out of face, grabs my hand "You know, if you're too drunk to drive, you can stay at my place.
    "Why you laying on the couch, you're coming to my room silly."
    "Yea sooooo, my parents are outta town so it's basically just us here"
    "You're amazing"
    The lesson here is, Don't let your own self loathing blind you to beautiful women throwing their selves at you

    Also: ugh I am terrible

    NeoToma on
This discussion has been closed.