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okcupid thread or i guess general dating thread

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    also when grade school classes resume

    the last temp job I went to the girl I was working with said shit and then said "wait how old are you"

    I would've asked you about walter matthau, personally

    I'm less Dennis the Menace and more Problem Child

    I was thinking bad news bears, keith

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    also when grade school classes resume

    the last temp job I went to the girl I was working with said shit and then said "wait how old are you"

    I would've asked you about walter matthau, personally

    I'm less Dennis the Menace and more Problem Child

    I was thinking bad news bears, keith

    You know I've never seen anything made before 1980

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    this is one of those times when i remember im a girl on a mainly hetero-male site and get weirded out posting legit sexual things whoops whoops 2bad

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    great

    now how will I masturbate

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    also when grade school classes resume

    the last temp job I went to the girl I was working with said shit and then said "wait how old are you"

    I would've asked you about walter matthau, personally

    I'm less Dennis the Menace and more Problem Child

    I was thinking bad news bears, keith

    You know I've never seen anything made before 1980

    damnit keith

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    if i know and like you well enough then um pm me i guess??

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    pm me your kinks mensch

    all of then

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    mensch if it helps I don't want to know your sexual fetishes

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    keith's fetish is people uglier than him

    he has never reached orgasm

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    mensch if it helps I don't want to know your sexual fetishes

    it does baby

    it does

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    but how will I gage if I am known and well liked??

    truly this Gordian Knot is beyond the measure of man

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    this is one of those times when i remember im a girl on a mainly hetero-male site and get weirded out posting legit sexual things whoops whoops 2bad

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    Those who gaze into the abyss

    See this

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    so a coupla months ago i messaged this total cutie on there

    lo and behold she actually answered, moved to oregon, and her and i have been dating for like 4 months now

    we are living together, she can be a little bit crazy at times, but so am i

    it blows my mind that she even messaged me back. she gets about 10 messages from strangers daily. has responded to like 3 ever. mine included.

    she has some issues with the way my life is going

    so here is my game plan with regards to things i want to change about myself, and things i want to change for her

    play less video games
    exercise
    more regular sleep hours
    smoke less (if you've ever spent time with me, you know how necessary this is)
    mental exercise (chess, scrabble, reading)

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I am serious about that pm, btw

    I am genuinely curious about these things

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    also do you guys know about the a-list.

    i.e.- what it means and how you get it

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    brandon i played chess against my brother today and beat him 3 times and now he mad

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    keith's fetish is people uglier than him

    he has never reached orgasm

    all of my partners are required to wear masks of my face

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    0 people

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Keith wrote:
    I might look into you know, uh...dating...once I get my life back on track

    and have a job and my own place again

    To add to this I'd like to move somewhere. Not really sure where yet, but I need to get away from here and stop depending on my family so much. It makes it a little tough looking for a job when I don't want to be here any longer

    but I don't have the money to just up and move

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    There's a girl from my class that I like and I think she might like me to? I'm not good at telling.

    I never got her number or anything because she's going to be in my class next semester as well, but I've gotten a hold of her on facebook! Now the plan is just to keep her talking to me so she won't forget who I am by next semester.

    After that I guess I'll just ask her if she wants to hang and go at it from there? I'm not good at this stuff.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i just want to meet a nice girl who doesnt secretly think i am an ass

    also she needs to not cheat on me since this has happened every single time so far and my puir wee heart cannae take any more

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I am going to watch an entire skinemax movie without fast forwarding once

    I will watch it for the fantastic plots

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I've learned that being single is actually kind great.

    Except the whole no sex part.

    But hey I'm in such bad shape I can barely enjoy sex anyway.

    Gotta lose dat weight.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    should I put a picture of my rainbow dash shoes on my OKcupid

    or is that too weird

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    tlb can i pm you my kinks

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    everyone pm me your kinks

    I am dead. serious.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    i don't really hide my kinks, though

    i used to get off on control quite a lot, but then after getting kicked outta the navy, i got no confidence for that shit

    now i just need cuddles

    plan of action: se++ cuddlepile

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also weight never affected my ability to bang

    adrenaline rushes can make you superhuman

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    my kinks are my own bidniz!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    all ya'll's boring

    I wanna hear some straight up hellraiser uncle frank shit

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    by that he means biting and handcuffs

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    everyone pm TLB your skinks

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    pizzabutt and cat food

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    all ya'll's boring

    I wanna hear some straight up hellraiser uncle frank shit

    ain't got none of that, dog, just was in committed D/s relationships for awhile, various ones for the better part of two years

    had bitches at my beck and call

    but i inevitably fucked it up

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    god damn you misc, you glorious jagoff

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    AnosognosAnosognos Who wants to play video games?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Jars wrote:
    should I put a picture of my rainbow dash shoes on my OKcupid

    or is that too weird

    I'd date a dude with Dash kicks. If he were actually a girl. Or a really pretty man.

    What I'm saying is it depends. It's going to turn some ladies away but maybe you don't want that kind. You have to take your situation into account. Do you live far away from any major city? If so, then you probably can't afford to turn too many people away with something so trivial.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    : D

    re: thread
    forever alone abloo etc.
    plan: over break i am going to try and make amends with a girl so i can hopefully move on with my life? not looking forward to it, though!

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    http://www.formspring.me/kinkdeposit

    ok everyone put your kinks here itll be all secretive and shit

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