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okcupid thread or i guess general dating thread

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote:
    Wait which part is the yucky looking part?

    You'd better figure it out before that big date!

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    heh

    bedlam doesn't know which part of the weiner is the yucky-looking part

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    every weiner is like a delicate flower to me, each beutiful in its own way.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    This is my profile.

    I am 2 months out of a relationship and have no idea where my life is going in the next 7 or 8 months aside from the fact that if I don't find someone worth staying in Portland for in that time, I'm leaving here.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ryanhostile

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Bedlam wrote:
    every weiner is like a delicate flower to me, each beutiful in its own way.

    That's what I'm sayin!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    This is my profile.

    I am 2 months out of a relationship and have no idea where my life is going in the next 7 or 8 months aside from the fact that if I don't find someone worth staying in Portland for in that time, I'm leaving here.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ryanhostile

    It is a good profile, though.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    just take out "sampled many a beer" maybe

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    But I like beer.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Man, we talkin bout cosmo and not comparing profiles with advice?

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Munkus

    Bam son.

    Totally baller. Recently got a gal telling me I was the ONE for her and how she DIDN'T WANT TO BE HURT AGAIN so I had to be ok with HER BEING A WEBCAM MODEL and the only way to prove this to her was to VISIT HER SITE AND PAY HER FIVE BUCKS.

    Aw jeah.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    yeah but maybe don't describe it in such a fashion

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Mine is rather insane it seems

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    you should take a photo that's the right direction

    I'd say rotate that photo but you've still got clothes on in it

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I would go on OK cupid but I'm 24, unemployed, living with my parents and deeply ashamed to admit that to prospective girlfriends... So yeah, form an orderly line ladies.

    Guess my plan is to continue trying to do something about that while praying for a change in my luck.


    wheeeeeee

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Oh man I'm legal now

    I can use OK Cupid

    I probably will when I'm single again

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    you should take a photo that's the right direction

    I'd say rotate that photo but you've still got clothes on in it

    Why bother it's fun to be sideways at times

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    yeah but maybe don't describe it in such a fashion

    Hmm. But Portland is all about beer drinking and every girl who has messaged me independent of my messages wants to go grab a drink but maybe that's just because I mention that oh no I'm not even using periods anymore this is a long run on sentence.

    Just take it out you think? Or modify it to something like, always interested in trying a new Portland microbrew I've never heard of.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Munkus your profile is quite funny!

    I will perhaps make an OKC in the new year, but my ex is on there and that is awkward.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Brainleech wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    you should take a photo that's the right direction

    I'd say rotate that photo but you've still got clothes on in it

    Why bother it's fun to be sideways at times

    alright well there's still that other problem

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    aww man!! I got mutually broken up with (heck of dumped) about a week before Thanksgiving, so I was excited for the next OKC thread

    I even made a profile and flirted with some internet ladies and met one but it didn't go anywhere

    but then I ended up hanging out with a friend who was in town and ended up dating. she's really pretty and cool but man she is already throwing up crazy red flags. like unpredictable mood swings--we made plans to go see a movie on Thursday, but I got tied up at work and asked if we could do something else, since I didn't think I'd be able to get there in time, and she got all mad at me and went on about how everyone bails on her and she didn't expect this from me. two weeks! we've been dating two weeks! jeez. also she primarily lives in Nashville, 3 hours from me, so we're mostly long distance which I have failed at twice now.

    to make matters worse (?), like two days after we started dating, they hired a new girl at work who is about as "my type" as you can get. and she keeps messaging me emoticon goats through MS Communicator 2005.

    what's a boy to do???

    plan of action:

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    well like maybe

    "The excitement of finding a new beer is as intoxicating as the bev itself"

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    or not

    fuck it, I been outta the game a while

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    or not

    fuck it, I been outta the game a while

    Just walk up and say Sup Bitches what are you hopes and dreams?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Futore wrote:
    Vivixenne wrote:
    I'm not saying different stuff in bed isn't great

    but dammit the helicopter looks like an awful lot of effort for very little return

    absolutely. i was agreeing with you. it's not like the penis is offering different sensations via that spinning motion. and it's not like you could possibly be spinning fast enough to achieve what some sex toys do when they spin

    I was fooling around doing some diamond cutting at work yesterday and I noticed the drill did 55k RPMs.

    My thoughts drifted off into a very perverted realm.

    No helicopter move could compete with that.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    It is a good profile, though.

    I'm also having trouble nailing down a solid opening message. I usually just comment on their interests and how they relate to mine.

    As a lady, Liiya, what kind of message would you like to see in your inbox from a guy like myself?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    good opening line:

    Hey I noticed you are also on this website looking for a date. We have some things in common and you're cute. If you agree hit me back

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    Liiya wrote:
    It is a good profile, though.

    I'm also having trouble nailing down a solid opening message. I usually just comment on their interests and how they relate to mine.

    As a lady, Liiya, what kind of message would you like to see in your inbox from a guy like myself?

    Oh crikey, hmm. Something funny, if someone is funny then that is a reason to say yes to a date. Even if it is a cheesy pun, I have a soft spot for terrible puns. Maybe thats just me, but thats what would catch my eye.

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    SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oh Yes we are posting profiles for posterity.Link

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote:
    Munkus your profile is quite funny!

    *gestures across the bow*

    You like what you see?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I'll visit and creep on all the profiles linked in here.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote:
    Munkus your profile is quite funny!

    I will perhaps make an OKC in the new year, but my ex is on there and that is awkward.

    Yeah I remember you saying... things get a little problematic when the circles overlap like that :/ Makes you realise how small the world can be

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Bow...?

    Oh no, Munkus, I think I am too dumb for you, I have no idea what that American slang means.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    He's talking about the bow of his penis.

    It's curved to hit all the right spots.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Like a ship. Like Titanic. Jesus this is supposed to be romantic!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Oh! Whoops!

    Well is my face red.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    You two are on a boat in this scenario, Liiya.

    Also you can hide profiles on OKC. Could just block him, no?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I hope its not a rowing boat, my arms cannot row for that long without getting tired.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote:
    I hope its not a rowing boat, my arms cannot row for that long without getting tired.

    That's what the manservants are for!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Munkus is one of these two men.

    but which one??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Liiya wrote:
    Munkus your profile is quite funny!

    I will perhaps make an OKC in the new year, but my ex is on there and that is awkward.

    Block his profile. Bam done.

    Seriously their block feature is very good, as it should be considering it's a dating site after all

    More like IpseSlowit

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This conversation has taken an unexpected turn.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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