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You know my methods, now put them to use (Not Safe For Napoleons of Crime)

BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
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This is Sherlock Holmes, he is as cool as Batman and Iron Man combined
Plus he has all the classiness of a 19th Century London Bohemian

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This is Watson
He runs into every fight he sees, is a crack shot and is nearly as intelligent as Sherlock Holmes

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This is Noomi Rapace
She is the Gypsy with the Dragon Tattoo
She is a better girl foil than Stella Adler because unlike Rachel McAdams she actually looks like she could kick an ass or two

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Finally there is Moriarty, the aforementioned Napoleon of Crime
He is very dangerous, malicious and diabolically clever
Much of the thrill of the movie comes from watching he and Holmes continually try to outwit each other
As well as him putting Holmes and Watson is situations that appear impossible to escape from

This movie is everything I could have wanted
I was initially worried by the hurried nature of the opening, there is absolutely no exposition and the movie takes it for granted you remember the previous movie
Or at least are familiar enough with the characters not to be lost

But as it went on I realized with a character like Moriarty there was no time to relax
All his moves have been thought out so far in advance that there is no time to reflect on them before they come to fruition
He is a villain who gives no quarter

So be warned it is much faster and bigger and louder than the first movie
There is not even enough time for many demonstrations of Baritsu which was sorely missed
However, it more than makes up for in thrilling action sequences and brainy tension trying to outmatch Sherlock Holmes greatest adversary

Also Stephen Fry shows up and then gets naked so that's nice
Also it's not in 3D so that's also nice

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Want to see this! Waiting for my roommate to watch the first one so we can go.

    Also, oh dang, Noomi Rapace is in this? That's pretty cool.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I liked this. This was an enjoyable movie

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I dunno if I want to see this or Mission Impossible. I think I'm leaning towards Mission Impossible, though.

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Why not both?

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    um i think you are confused this is sherlock holmes and doctor watson

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    who's this other guy? he kind of looks like an american

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    um i think you are confused this is sherlock holmes and doctor watson

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    who's this other guy? he kind of looks like an american

    Get. Out.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I read the title as Napoleons of China for a second there.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I think the RDJ Holmes movies are fun

    they are "Sherlock Holmes as an action hero" which is something I would happily watch

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Nah those tv guys really pale in comparison

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I liked the last film but my previous complaint still stands: the posters are fucking horrible.

    It is as if the raw file was run through several photoshop filters, everyone looks slightly plastic and the fabric looks like cg or painted on textures.

    The film I saw last however sported a very nice aesthetic. And I enjoyed it otherwise so I am seeing the sequel tomorrow.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I really loved this movie
    Like really loved it
    I was not that impressed with most of the Summer blockbusters and this just blew them all away for me
    I'm hoping MI:3 and TinTin do the same

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I prefer my Sherlock Holmes an effeminate, drug-addled violinist.

    For whom "get into a fight"

    Means
    grab someone and fall off a cliff

    Yes, I do put plot points of hundred year old books in spoilers.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote:
    I prefer my Sherlock Holmes an effeminate, drug-addled violinist.

    For whom "get into a fight"

    Means
    grab someone and fall off a cliff

    Yes, I do put plot points of hundred year old books in spoilers.

    All of those things apply to RDJ Sherlock as well
    All of them

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I'll visit this thread after I've seenit.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I am looking forward to seeing this, though I don't know when I'll be able to get around to doing so.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    SLyM wrote:
    I prefer my Sherlock Holmes an effeminate, drug-addled violinist.

    For whom "get into a fight"

    Means
    grab someone and fall off a cliff

    Yes, I do put plot points of hundred year old books in spoilers.

    All of those things apply to RDJ Sherlock as well
    All of them

    Like, that's the funniest comment you could have made.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    not really looking forward to this movie as much as I am to the return of the british series

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Honestly I could not get into the new series
    I watched the first episode figured out the killer's identity halfway through and found the ending scene tortuously dumb

    I prefer the Jeremy Brett series

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    SLyM wrote:
    I prefer my Sherlock Holmes an effeminate, drug-addled violinist.

    For whom "get into a fight"

    Means
    grab someone and fall off a cliff

    Yes, I do put plot points of hundred year old books in spoilers.

    Eh?

    Even in the books, he was a straight up badass.

    Mixed martial arts, bending steel pokers with his bare hands, all that.

    BBC Sherlock hits the same notes, even. Remember the opening to the second episode with the swordfighting dude?

    Just the American films focus on it more.

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    This was everything I wanted in a movie ever.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Honestly I could not get into the new series
    I watched the first episode figured out the killer's identity halfway through and found the ending scene tortuously dumb

    I prefer the Jeremy Brett series

    the only flaw with the new series was that moffat seems to think no-one has seen the princess bride

    also i tend to be of the opinion that the action baritsu parts of sherlock holmes are the least interesting parts of sherlock holmes

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I was alright with Jeremy Brett's portrayal of the character but his look is just not Holmes at all to me.

    Anyway I'm sure everyone knows this about me already, but I am a completely insane Sherlock Holmes afficionado, and that didn't stop me from loving the first movie. If it's not Doyle it's bound to be not-entirely-in-sync, obviously. Even adaptations of the actual Doyle stories can be weirdly nonsensically unfaithful, but hell, I think that's one of the fun aspects to the Holmes-verse... pastiche is so popular that you're able to take the well-loved characters and examine them in all sorts of new ways. Sometimes those ways suck, of course.

    Point is, I will be seeing the poo out of this on Friday in the United Amurrica States. Possibly alone. But I don't care.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I was alright with Jeremy Brett's portrayal of the character but his look is just not Holmes at all to me.

    Anyway I'm sure everyone knows this about me already, but I am a completely insane Sherlock Holmes afficionado, and that didn't stop me from loving the first movie. If it's not Doyle it's bound to be not-entirely-in-sync, obviously. Even adaptations of the actual Doyle stories can be weirdly nonsensically unfaithful, but hell, I think that's one of the fun aspects to the Holmes-verse... pastiche is so popular that you're able to take the well-loved characters and examine them in all sorts of new ways. Sometimes those ways suck, of course.

    Point is, I will be seeing the poo out of this on Friday in the United Amurrica States. Possibly alone. But I don't care.

    dammit sal

    quite being rad

    you're breaking my radometer constantly

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Watch Sherlock Holmes in New York. The radness levels are so low your radometer will never break again.

    How's you doing, anyway?

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Honestly I could not get into the new series
    I watched the first episode figured out the killer's identity halfway through and found the ending scene tortuously dumb

    I prefer the Jeremy Brett series

    Honestly I had the same complaint, but I felt like the second one pulled it together better and then the third one just knocked it out of the park.

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Somewhat spoilery question relating to a plot point from the first movie that wasn't present in this one:
    Did Moriarty use the wireless transmitter he spent the entire first movie trying to steal? I kept expecting it to come up at some point, but don't remember it getting used at all unless I missed it somehow.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Lars wrote:
    Somewhat spoilery question relating to a plot point from the first movie that wasn't present in this one:
    Did Moriarty use the wireless transmitter he spent the entire first movie trying to steal? I kept expecting it to come up at some point, but don't remember it getting used at all unless I missed it somehow.

    He totally doesn't

    it is kind of funny

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote:
    Lars wrote:
    Somewhat spoilery question relating to a plot point from the first movie that wasn't present in this one:
    Did Moriarty use the wireless transmitter he spent the entire first movie trying to steal? I kept expecting it to come up at some point, but don't remember it getting used at all unless I missed it somehow.

    He totally doesn't

    it is kind of funny

    Yeah, I was kinda bummed that
    Moriarty uses neither the transmitter nor the little wrist-strapped tiny gun that was his signature in the first film.

    Other than that minor complaint, this movie is rad as fuck. Love the RDJ movies. Love the BBC series.

    Also love the radio dramatizations with Clive Merrison from a while back.

    Holmes is the bee's knees.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    really sad this doesn't have rachel mcadams because ha cha cha cha

    hubba hubba

    am I right

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    really sad this doesn't have rachel mcadams because ha cha cha cha

    hubba hubba

    am I right

    It does!

    (but yes you are right)

    I was pissed that the trailer for the first one had a half-second shot of her strutting around in Victorian lingerie that didn't end up being in the movie at all.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    oh! awesome

    I guess I saw this

    She is a better girl foil than Stella Adler because unlike Rachel McAdams she actually looks like she could kick an ass or two

    and just sort of skimmed over it and figured she'd been replaced as an actress

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    she's in it but she isn't the female lead

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I should really read some Sherlock Holmes so I can enjoy these movies more.

    But I did really like the first one.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I like the character of Irene Adler but I don't think Rachel McAdams was the right actress at all. It's not even that she's a bad actress, I just saw her in Morning Glory and she was great. But she was a bad Irene Adler.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote:
    Also Stephen Fry shows up and then gets naked so that's nice

    Wait what.
    WHAT.

    Naked????

    Okay I'm seeing this.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    u63ru63r Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood Registered User regular
    Don't worry, you don't see much.

    Of course, that might be a selling point to some people.

    I liked Sim. She's capable, and has her own motivations for helping the hero, besides being a love interest and self-interest. Not that I didn't like Irene. Of course, a watcher paying any amount of attention could figure out she meant a lot to Holmes, from the puppy eyes when she doesn't show up to dinner as much as anything else. Someone give that socially inept detective a hug.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    u63r wrote:
    Don't worry, you don't see much.

    Of course, that might be a selling point to some people.

    I liked Sim. She's capable, and has her own motivations for helping the hero, besides being a love interest and self-interest. Not that I didn't like Irene. Of course, a watcher paying any amount of attention could figure out she meant a lot to Holmes, from the puppy eyes when she doesn't show up to dinner as much as anything else. Someone give that socially inept detective a hug.

    I really did love him in that scene
    Way too many actors play Sherlock Holmes as aloof and unemotional when the correct way to play him is trying to be aloof and unemotional while a torrent of feeling rages underneath the surface
    Like Spock

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Tox wrote:
    um i think you are confused this is sherlock holmes and doctor watson

    Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-S-006.jpg

    who's this other guy? he kind of looks like an american

    Get. Out.

    Nah.

    The new BBC Sherlock is better than the first sherlock movie anyway.

    I have not seen the new one.

    I mean they are both good in different ways.

    I just like the show more

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    BBC Holmes and RDJ Holmes are both excellent.

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