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Video Game Industry Thread: December's done, time for the next one

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Both of them get an extra life for collecting a hundred baubles.

    Sonic drops some rings when he gets hit, but stays alive.

    Mario stubbornly hangs onto his coins and dies.

    Which is the wiser decision for Washington? Die as misers, or spend to live another day?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote:
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    This is a thing I found today.

    Yep.

    I just... what?

    I have no idea how to process the gamification of politics.

    It was obviously made by a Paulite, as it has a subtle suggestion of going back to the gold standard.

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Did we talk about the D2D and Gamefly merger? Because I got an email from Gamefly:
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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote:
    Lots of consoles have required memory cards in the past and not shipped with one inbox.

    I played and 100%d Sonic Adventure when I first got my Dreamcast without turning off the console for three days until the shops opened after Christmas and I could go buy a card.

    The difference is that this is the first flash memory/cartridge based system to require a memory card. (That I know of)

    Typically when your games come on this kind of media you can save directly to the media the game comes on.

    Quest 64 required that controller attachment to save. If it's good enough for Quest 64, it's...okay, I can't finish that.

  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    Both of them get an extra life for collecting a hundred baubles.

    Sonic drops some rings when he gets hit, but stays alive.

    Mario stubbornly hangs onto his coins and dies.

    Which is the wiser decision for Washington? Die as misers, or spend to live another day?

    :^:

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    jothki wrote:
    The_Scarab wrote:
    Lots of consoles have required memory cards in the past and not shipped with one inbox.

    I played and 100%d Sonic Adventure when I first got my Dreamcast without turning off the console for three days until the shops opened after Christmas and I could go buy a card.

    The difference is that this is the first flash memory/cartridge based system to require a memory card. (That I know of)

    Typically when your games come on this kind of media you can save directly to the media the game comes on.

    Quest 64 required that controller attachment to save. If it's good enough for Quest 64, it's...okay, I can't finish that.

    There were a handful of games that required the Controller Pak, yep.

    But they weren't required to boot the game.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote:
    Did we talk about the D2D and Gamefly merger? Because I got an email from Gamefly:
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    Oh wow.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Both of them get an extra life for collecting a hundred baubles.

    Sonic drops some rings when he gets hit, but stays alive.

    Mario stubbornly hangs onto his coins and dies.

    Which is the wiser decision for Washington? Die as misers, or spend to live another day?

    Sporky you are a brilliant man.

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    They already have quite a few PC game downloads available. Unfortunately as of right now they aren't NEW games, but some old gems in there. Including Descent 3. That's all you need to know.

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    But remember it's talking about the Government, not an individual. I'd rather my Government save up money like a miser. :P

  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Both of them get an extra life for collecting a hundred baubles.

    Sonic drops some rings when he gets hit, but stays alive.

    Mario stubbornly hangs onto his coins and dies.

    Which is the wiser decision for Washington? Die as misers, or spend to live another day?

    :^:

    That's only good if you actually have rings to spend. Under the Mario plan, even the poor can take a hit and keep going.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    jothki wrote:
    cloudeagle wrote:
    Both of them get an extra life for collecting a hundred baubles.

    Sonic drops some rings when he gets hit, but stays alive.

    Mario stubbornly hangs onto his coins and dies.

    Which is the wiser decision for Washington? Die as misers, or spend to live another day?

    :^:

    That's only good if you actually have rings to spend. Under the Mario plan, even the poor can take a hit and keep going.

    Sonic can collect back some of the rings he spends though.

  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    This metaphor is actually getting pretty interesting!

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    You only need one ring to survive. Anything else is wasteful greed.

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  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Bah, both Mario and Sonic are one percenters. They're all about snorking up as many coins as they can for personal gain.

    The true video game man of the people? Bonk. All he asks for is basic food, and he prospers.

    Edit: And if I remember right, he gets extra lives through happiness alone.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Wish I knew more information on this Gamefly/D2D merger. Wonder if it'll be possible to get new games on PC..? Probably not because of CD Keys.

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Exactly where in this discussion about Macroeconomical analogies does this fit in?

    Something something something Bootstraps Jump?

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    You only need one ring to survive. Anything else is wasteful greed.

    Oh, friggin' snap!

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The_Scarab wrote:
    urahonky wrote:
    So ~$30 for 4GB of memory. Glad to see that the UK is still getting screwed in pricing.

    with our pants on, no less.

    But that's always been the case. Banjo Kazooie on the N64 was £110 when it was launched, which at the time was about $200USD.

    In fact, the N64 was atrocious on price.

    What

    I got BK at launch, it was definitely in the £50-60 range.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Maybe I'm thinking of Banjo Tooie then.


    Or perhaps Conker's Bad Fur Day.

    There was definitely one that was outrageously priced.

  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    Turok was £70 right at/after the release of the console itself, that's the highest I was aware of.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    But... but... but...... you might have to download a game through something that's not Steam. That's fucking unacceptable.

  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    Well, this is an ironic bit of news for the shooterbox.
    An official post on the Epic Games forums states that the Lancer and Hammerbust items for Xbox Avatars will not be available starting January 1, 2012. Those who have purchased the items prior to the new year are in the clear and can keep them.

    The post notes that the removal of the Lancer and Hammerburst are part of a new policy going into effect for "gun-like avatar items" on the Marketplace. It would appear that this is just the latest addition to the list of things Avatars can't have or do.

    We've contacted Microsoft to receive a comprehensive list of "gun-like" items being removed.

    http://www.joystiq.com/2011/12/23/psa-gun-like-avatar-items-disappearing-from-xblm-on-jan-1/

    And, for fun, the existing list of stuff Avatars can't do:
    Player interacts with their avatar as if it's a separate character
    A player’s avatar doesn't have an autonomous personality or instinct. The avatar is under the control of the owning player. It can have idle animations and can respond appropriately to game events, but shouldn't interact with the user as if it's separate from the player, such as by trying to get the player’s attention in an annoying manner. A cut scene is allowed, as well as replay, as long as the action makes sense within the gameplay.

    An exception is made for relevant titles (sports, cohort adventure games, etc.). It's permitted for a game to allow a user to temporarily switch control from their primary avatar to a computer-controlled avatar-teammate.

    Violence that causes blood, gore, dismemberment, decapitation, maiming, or mutilation
    Cartoon violence is allowed as long as there's no blood, gore, dismemberment, decapitation, maiming, or mutilation. An example of allowable injuries includes injuries that might befall an avatar in a sporting event such as American football. Avatars can die temporarily to depict failure.

    Acts of sexual innuendo or mildly explicit sexual descriptions or images or sexual posturing
    Sexual acts or terminology can't be insinuated or enacted.

    Player’s avatar talks
    The player’s avatar shouldn't have its own voice. Avatars are allowed to make sounds such as laughing and crying, but otherwise can't use a voice.

    Excretes obscene bodily fluids or substances
    No sexual or bodily fluids or substances can come from the avatar.

    Glamorized criminal act
    Criminal activities need to be relevant to the story and must be presented unfavorably.

    Acts of an aggressive or threatening manner
    Gratuitous insults, bullying, intimidation, or other violent or emotional abuse of a position of power, aren't allowed. Avatars may leave innocents or bystanders slightly injured, but not dead.

    Vulgar or profane act
    Game-controlled avatars can't use profane, racist, or discriminatory language, or make obscene gestures.

    Use of controlled substances
    An avatar may not hold, be seen around, or partake in any controlled substances or use any paraphernalia, including, but not limited to, alcohol, tobacco, and drugs.

    Replace avatar features
    The features of an avatar can't be hidden or obscured, and can't be replaced with alternative items. Items such as, but not limited to, masks, hats, and alternative clothing, aren't allowed. In addition, no Non-Player Characters (NPC’s) can wear any avatar items, including copyrighted, trademarked, or royalty-based clothing. Helmets are permitted as part of a uniform or as long as they makes sense within the gameplay. Halloween costumes are also permitted. Headwear that covers an avatar's face is allowed when either: 1) in the context of the game, it's known that there is a human form under the costume, or 2) in cases where the characters aren't human, the item has been modified to show the avatar underneath (e.g., the avatar's eyes are visible). Items must not block or inhibit motion/movement of avatars.

    Avatar's proportions are modified
    The proportions of an avatar can't be modified from their original settings. An avatar can be resized without changing its proportions.

    http://create.msdn.com/en-US/education/catalog/article/avatar_use

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    Yeah it was Turok, seventy fucking quid, which I still paid. I might have even paid £75, can't remember. From good old Woolies.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I paid $120 for Super Mario RPG.

    In 1997 money.

    Kids need to shut the fuck up when they complain about the cost of video games.

  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    And now I suddenly want to buy my Avatar a gun!

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    Sheep wrote:
    I paid $120 for Super Mario RPG.

    In 1997 money.

    Kids need to shut the fuck up when they complain about the cost of video games.

    The price of vidya games is a real fucking problem though man.

    Like, I keep buying games I have no fucking time to play because I'm like £5? Fuck I'll have twenty!

    Fuck DD - Steam, Android Marketplace, XBLAIG etc can all go to Hell, my poor wallet.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    cloudeagle wrote:
    296435_166509966764443_134628199952620_324583_268738351_n.jpg

    This is a thing I found today.

    Yep.

    I just... what?

    I have no idea how to process the gamification of politics.

    It was obviously made by a Paulite, as it has a subtle suggestion of going back to the gold standard.

    It definitely has no concept that governments should not act like households/common businesses.

  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    Late SNES/Early N64 pricing was the wild fucking west. Some of those games pushed a lot of silicon. Buying on launch was a suckers gamble for those big JRPGs and N64 launch titles.

    Even late in the gen there was some fuck muppetry. I clearly remember Gamestop pricing Mario Tennis at 55 while everywhere else had it for 50. Why? No idea.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    I remember Mario Kart 64 having 2p off in a sale once.

    I'm not even joking - i said to the store dude "2p? Surely the extra sticker was worth 1p itself?"

    Also I've just realised I'm drunk posting, whoops.

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  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    Walmart, America's biggest retailer, will routinely advertise three cent sales.

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  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    The government should clearly be run as a for-profit venture.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    ahh but see as a kid i only rented games, and the only games i ever owned were gifts! in fact the first system i ever bought for myself was an xbox, when i was 13. i saved up for fucking ever. and even back then i bought my system used and games used.
    now that i actually have money, games as a hobby can seriously cause me to make poor purchasing decisions...

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  • herojoeherojoe IndianapolisRegistered User regular
    I wonder if the fall of places to rent games has contributed to the increase of price complaints.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    I remember Mario Kart 64 having 2p off in a sale once.

    I'm not even joking - i said to the store dude "2p? Surely the extra sticker was worth 1p itself?"

    Also I've just realised I'm drunk posting, whoops.

    You type rather well for being drunk. I think you need more alcohol!

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    ahh but see as a kid i only rented games, and the only games i ever owned were gifts! in fact the first system i ever bought for myself was an xbox, when i was 13. i saved up for fucking ever. and even back then i bought my system used and games used.
    now that i actually have money, games as a hobby can seriously cause me to make poor purchasing decisions...

    I'm so old.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    There are now also plenty of alternatives like waiting a few months for it to go on sale on Steam or buying an indie game for like five bucks.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    urahonky wrote:
    ahh but see as a kid i only rented games, and the only games i ever owned were gifts! in fact the first system i ever bought for myself was an xbox, when i was 13. i saved up for fucking ever. and even back then i bought my system used and games used.
    now that i actually have money, games as a hobby can seriously cause me to make poor purchasing decisions...

    I'm so old.
    I was 11 when it was first released.

    Couscous on
  • cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote:
    urahonky wrote:
    ahh but see as a kid i only rented games, and the only games i ever owned were gifts! in fact the first system i ever bought for myself was an xbox, when i was 13. i saved up for fucking ever. and even back then i bought my system used and games used.
    now that i actually have money, games as a hobby can seriously cause me to make poor purchasing decisions...

    I'm so old.
    I was 11 when it was first released.

    The first system I bought for myself was a NES. Pass the prune juice.

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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    You kids are young.

    First console I bought for myself was a freaking SNES.

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