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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    oh hey yeah and remember that packet Mr. Kim throws Korban at the end of their talk?

    originally he was supposed to use what's inside (some kind of volatile spice?) to do something wicked cool

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Shorty wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    you know, people are always trying to make Dune into a movie

    and I think Luc Besson would have an interesting take on it

    that's something I'd like to see
    huh
    i mean, i personally think it's too long to be a movie, and is better of as a miniseries

    but that might be the best person for the job

    yeah, it would definitely be better as a miniseries

    and the fact that the setting lends itself so well to stylization would really work in Besson's favor

    and the dude isn't afraid of hand to hand combat like David Lynch was

    the Dune books are basically built like the Song of Ice and Fire books

    a mini-series along those lines would be great

    ummmm

    probably best just to stick to the first one

    Shorty on
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    ummmm

    probably best just to stick to the first one

    oh well obviously

    but it's not like the first one can't stretch to fill a few seasons

    I would also accept a mini-series of the House Prequels, provided that some of the stupider shit is edited out.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    ummmm

    probably best just to stick to the first one

    I would also accept a mini-series of the House Prequels, provided that some of the stupider shit is edited out.

    nothing would be left

    those books were a shower of shit from start to finish

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote:
    ummmm

    probably best just to stick to the first one

    oh well obviously

    but it's not like the first one can't stretch to fill a few seasons

    I would also accept a mini-series of the House Prequels, provided that some of the stupider shit is edited out.

    we are not using material by anderson and herbert's kid

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    ummmm

    probably best just to stick to the first one

    oh well obviously

    but it's not like the first one can't stretch to fill a few seasons

    I would also accept a mini-series of the House Prequels, provided that some of the stupider shit is edited out.

    we are not using material by anderson and herbert's kid

    it's often directly contradictory

    not to mention, fucking terrible

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i've read herbert's six books and nothing more

    i refuse to read their fan fiction

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I like those books because they tell me of a young Baron and a young Leto

    i.e. characters I actually give a shit about

    so I forgive a lot of the stupidity in them

    the non House prequels really are all shit

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    if they ever remake Dune as a movie Sean Bean should play Leto

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    if they ever remake Dune as a movie Sean Bean should play Leto

    Spoilers!

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    anyone remembers a game called Scrapland

    oh I'm sorry, American McGee's Scrapland (snicker)

    it was about robots and it wasn't very good

    except for the ship driving parts

    because you drive a ship across a giant space city and there are tons of other ships following sneaking " traffic lanes" everywhere and you could be chased by the space robot cops and hijack other ships

    and I couldn't help but think, throughout all of it

    "damn

    why couldn't this be in a Fifth Element game"

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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    I can't remember where I got this from, I think it's supposed to be concept art for one of the stalled Dune movie projects?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The sci-fi Dune mini was pretty great. I've not seen their Children/Messiah blend.

    There should be no more attempts to make the story into film. The original books, as writen by Frank, will be the Orange Catholic Bible.

    Weaver on
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    wasn't there also supposed to be a Dune MMO at some point?

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    Did someone say Dehuune? I think I heard Deyouuune.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6jgkcANRE

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the mantra that piter devries recites is the only good thing about the david lynch movie

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    I think my favorite scene in this was probably Ruby Rhod's introduction.

    Everything about him is just so surreal. especially when he's on camera.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSFg3pAprdg

    Also, when I first saw this, back when it was new, I spent a good while completely just kinda... staring at him on screen, thining "That...that's a dude, right? Well it could be a.... fuck, I have no idea. D:"

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that clip will probably be posted about a dozen times in this thread

    ain't nothin' wrong with that

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that was the pinnicle of Christ Tucker.

    They should let the French do Sci-Fi more often

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I think more then anything I want to hear an entire 5-7 set of that radio show.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    Yeah, that was the pinnicle of Christ Tucker.

    And Lo, the LORD sent his son Tucker, who was the CHRIST, that he may bless the ladies with his divine rod.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    It came to pass that Tucker, who was the CHRIST, went out from the city of New York, to Fhloston Paradise, and took with him the Three. And Tucker did preach to the masses, and when this was completed, he asked the Three how his sermon was received.

    And the Three said, "Lord, its beauty was such that the maidens of the land, when inspected on the night of their wedding, may want for their maidenhead."

    And Tucker looked at what he had done and saw that it was good.

    And he said, "Supergreen."

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    my god this stuff writes itself

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    Its good that when I saw the thread title I total said the line in the op in my head before even clicking on it, right?

    Because this movie is awesome.

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    OminousLozengeOminousLozenge Registered User regular
    This is the best movie.

    I saw it in the theaters 3 times when it came out. I'll watch anything with Gary Oldman because of this movie.

    Sometimes I have ideas for things.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    oh hey yeah and remember that packet Mr. Kim throws Korban at the end of their talk?

    originally he was supposed to use what's inside (some kind of volatile spice?) to do something wicked cool

    Ah Mister Dallas! Good Fortune for you!

    I always thought it was just a fortune cookie

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    The sci-fi Dune mini was pretty great. I've not seen their Children/Messiah blend.

    There should be no more attempts to make the story into film. The original books, as written by Frank, will be the Orange Catholic Bible.

    Man I thought I was the only one who liked he mini series, h5 Weaver.

    The second miniseries (the children/messiah of dune one) isn't as good as the first. Its okay I guess though but it doesn't stand on its own well.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Ruby Rhod wrote:
    Whenever I do get it done I will be damned if there is one more or less dot.

    I like how they look like freckles.

    being a freckly dude, I'd make the tattoo artist do his/her damndest to make it look just like freckles
    Shorty wrote:
    because in the future, race won't matter, and the lines between genders are blurred


    I noticed a while ago that all the stewardesses on the ship to Fhloston Paradise are all quite freckle-faced. It's an interesting little thematic consistency that I never caught the first few times through but one day just clicked in my brain.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    I want to go home and watch this, and then the bonus disc.

    I remember I was hesitant for a LONG time to dye my hair a funky color because of Sobieski's story Milla Jovovich's story about all her hair falling out from the bleaching and dying.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    just noticed something

    we never get an explanation for why the police are hunting Korben

    nor do we ever get to see what happened to Korben's neighbour

    is there a blu-ray/director's cut version out there with missing scenes or something? I don't think they would've just glossed over something like that completely

    also

    WE NEED SOME HEAT OVER HERE

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    just noticed something

    we never get an explanation for why the police are hunting Korben

    nor do we ever get to see what happened to Korben's neighbour

    is there a blu-ray/director's cut version out there with missing scenes or something? I don't think they would've just glossed over something like that completely

    also

    WE NEED SOME HEAT OVER HERE

    The police are hunting for Korben because Zorg told them to.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    just noticed something

    we never get an explanation for why the police are hunting Korben

    nor do we ever get to see what happened to Korben's neighbour

    is there a blu-ray/director's cut version out there with missing scenes or something? I don't think they would've just glossed over something like that completely

    also

    WE NEED SOME HEAT OVER HERE

    The police are hunting for Korben because Zorg told them to.

    that's obvious because of the previous scene ("get me the president, do whatever it takes")

    it's just that usually in cases like that there's a bit more exposition

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    just noticed something

    we never get an explanation for why the police are hunting Korben

    nor do we ever get to see what happened to Korben's neighbour

    is there a blu-ray/director's cut version out there with missing scenes or something? I don't think they would've just glossed over something like that completely

    also

    WE NEED SOME HEAT OVER HERE

    The police are hunting for Korben because Zorg told them to.

    that's obvious because of the previous scene ("get me the president, do whatever it takes")

    it's just that usually in cases like that there's a bit more exposition

    They actually explain it as Zorg's underling told the police Korben was smuggling uranium.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ruby Rhod wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    just noticed something

    we never get an explanation for why the police are hunting Korben

    nor do we ever get to see what happened to Korben's neighbour

    is there a blu-ray/director's cut version out there with missing scenes or something? I don't think they would've just glossed over something like that completely

    also

    WE NEED SOME HEAT OVER HERE

    The police are hunting for Korben because Zorg told them to.

    that's obvious because of the previous scene ("get me the president, do whatever it takes")

    it's just that usually in cases like that there's a bit more exposition

    They actually explain it as Zorg's underling told the police Korben was smuggling uranium.

    @Ruby_Rhod when? after Zorg tells him to do what it takes we see him only with the spy cockroach and trying to board the plane.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    When the cops call the guy to tell him they bagged Korben. It shows him in Zorg's office explaining how they caught Korben and that he is going to take his place on the plane.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2011
    Indeed.

    The Geek on
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    oh cool

    here's another cool thing
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The film was developed from a 400-page story outline Luc Besson reportedly began while still in high school. As the story was far too long for a feature film, Besson wrote this screenplay from only its first part. A sequel, titled Mr. Shadow, was planned but development attempts ended within the year.

    http://www.coronacomingattractions.com/movie/mr-shadow

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh man, we were robbed of more Fifth Element?

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    It would be cool to get more sci-fi with as much style as the Fifth Element.

    The city in the movie is one of my favorite versions of the future in anything. I liked that it didn't look like they just built a futuristic city from scratch 5 years earlier or that everything was a super grim industrial nightmare. It looked like a place where people lived and worked.

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