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I have an ulcer

Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
what should I do SE++

you are my H/A

I do need help and or advice of how to deal with this situation

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    whatever you do don't kill yourself

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    are you sure?

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Remove it.

    With a soldering iron.

    Homo.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    I have known ulcers. I have worked with ulcers. You, sir, are no ulcer.

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    jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Whatever you do, kill yourself.

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    so I just type in this box and it goes on the screen?
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    probably AIDS

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Little known fact: Bleach cures ulcers immediately.

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I mean, are you a doctor?

    If not, how can you be sure?

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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Wait if acid makes it worse you should consume major amounts of baking soda to use up the acid and then have gigantic carbon dioxide burps. It's fool proof.

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    these ideas sound incredible I will try them one by one and report my findings!

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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    or get a second one so that the first one isn't lonely

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nuke it from orbi...

    Wait, the baking soda sounds like a better idea.

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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    or get a second one so that the first one isn't lonely

    if you get several they can play 'ring around the pyloric sphincter'

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You're going to have to get it removed.

    Luckily you can do this yourself in the privacy of your own home. First heat up a steak knife and stick it iiiiiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised...

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Semen is a fairly strong base.

    Swallow as much of it as you can.

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Luckily you can do this yourself in the privacy of your own home. First heat up a steak knife and stick it iiiiiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised...
    Fucking gold. Caught me so far off guard.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We need a different song to break into, this one's getting old.

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    Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This thread fucking sucks.

    So I will show you one of my birthday presents.

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    It is magnificent. Includes 2 episodes of "The Real Ghostbusters." Well, one of them is "Slimer and The Real Ghostbusters."

    Joey from full house does Venkman's voice.

    Dave Coulier, You are a horrible Dr. Peter Venkman.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just a small town girl :whistle:




















    No no no. Sorry.

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I also suffer from ulcers. I know this isn't a H/A thread but have you been tested for H. Pylori? It causes the majority of ulcers and is easily treatable.

    I'm on an acid reducing medication (PANTOPRAZOLE) which seems to help after it kicks in.

    You should probably be getting a breath/blood test to check for the H.Pylori though. Also, avoid caffeine, coffee (including decaf), alcohol, and smoking. Smoking seems to be the big thing for me, but I can't seem to quit the wonderful cancer sticks.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Does anyone here want to play bloodbowl?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My dog is dying. He has cancer and has about 5 months to live.

    On top of that, we needed a way to hold his bandages in place. So we bought him a bicycle shirt for dogs.

    Now he looks like a little, furry lance armstrong.

    So on top of dying, we've decided to embarass him.

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    SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Are you selling little rubber bracelets for your dog? I would totally buy a "LiveStrong" or "LiveShortAndWearAGayShirt" bracelet.

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    PbPb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    We need a different song to break into, this one's getting old.

    So come up with one. Oh, wait, no, it's easier to just bitch.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh my gosh Filler I am trying very hard not to laugh

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They would have to say, "Liveashortlifeduetobeingapurebreeddogwhichjustmeansyourparentsarealsoyourauntsaunclesbrothersandsisters"

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What if Franco-American made a canned pasta called Faggoty-Os

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What if hotdogs were called hot cocks?

    We can do this all day dave.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    here goes the baking soda

    well, at least my stomach works be-

    OSHI-

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Also, your hands are missing.

    You call yourself an artist?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe he is wearing white gloves

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Maybe he is wearing white gloves

    how could you tell?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Your picture lead me to believe you were dead.


    Please, please please, don't get my hopes up like that.

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    Balthy13Balthy13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    it was not an accurate rendition, you said so yourself

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    ThaoxThaox Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pb wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    We need a different song to break into, this one's getting old.

    So come up with one. Oh, wait, no, it's easier to just bitch.

    I propose, highway to hell.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    You're going to have to get it removed.

    Luckily you can do this yourself in the privacy of your own home. First heat up a steak knife and you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life... the facts of life...

    Nope. Not quite.

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    QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey speaking of ulcers, did anyone read the newest Onion? Fucking hilarious.

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