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Ask Whippy (Or ANYBODY) Thread Mark XVIII

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's funny that Justice is qualified to train heroes, but the New Warriors were poser hacks who got everybody killed.

    There's just something about a guy both named Justice and wearing the stereotypical hero costume, but simultaneously (and intentionally) lacking the strength of presence to merit either that makes me feel like he's just there to be humiliated.

    But maybe he'll smack Gauntlet for turning his dead friends into an insult, and earn some respect in the process.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So washing out of the Initiative gets your advanced tech stripped, if that's your thing.

    But what happens if your powers are pretty much the entirety of your being, like with Slapstick? There's no antidote for what he is.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Somebody name off Invincible trades please...I'm done with Marvel for a while.

    In chronological order:
    Family Matters
    Eight is Enough
    Perfect Strangers
    Head of the Class
    The Facts of Life
    A Different World
    Three's Company
    My Favorite Martian

    My Favorite Martian's been delayed a bit, but should be out within a month or so.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So washing out of the Initiative gets your advanced tech stripped, if that's your thing.

    But what happens if your powers are pretty much the entirety of your being, like with Slapstick? There's no antidote for what he is.

    Neg zone?

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bullet to the brain. :o

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Bullet to the brain. :o

    Not sure if that would work on Slapstick. He'd just whack you with a hammer.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Munch wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Somebody name off Invincible trades please...I'm done with Marvel for a while.

    In chronological order:
    Family Matters
    Eight is Enough
    Perfect Strangers
    Head of the Class
    The Facts of Life
    A Different World
    Three's Company
    My Favorite Martian

    My Favorite Martian's been delayed a bit, but should be out within a month or so.

    There are also two hardcovers, which you should get because of the extra material.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So why did Green Lantern and Green Arrow abandon Speedy after they found out he was a junkie?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Munch wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Somebody name off Invincible trades please...I'm done with Marvel for a while.

    In chronological order:
    Family Matters
    Eight is Enough
    Perfect Strangers
    Head of the Class
    The Facts of Life
    A Different World
    Three's Company
    My Favorite Martian

    My Favorite Martian's been delayed a bit, but should be out within a month or so.

    There are also two hardcovers, which you should get because of the extra material.

    Not to sound rude...but are you fucking me around? Why are all of the trades named after family sitcoms?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Munch wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Somebody name off Invincible trades please...I'm done with Marvel for a while.

    In chronological order:
    Family Matters
    Eight is Enough
    Perfect Strangers
    Head of the Class
    The Facts of Life
    A Different World
    Three's Company
    My Favorite Martian

    My Favorite Martian's been delayed a bit, but should be out within a month or so.

    There are also two hardcovers, which you should get because of the extra material.

    Not to sound rude...but are you fucking me around? Why are all of the trades named after family sitcoms?

    That's the joke.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh. I stand corrected. You were not fucking me around.

    I kinda laughed because I thought it was the case. Didn't this guy write Battle Pope?

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't wait for Volume 9: Hangin' With Mr. Cooper.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Volume 10: Small Wonder

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Happy Days?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Suddenly Susan.

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  • bobgorilabobgorila Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So, in The Initiative... are we to take it that those who fail their training and cannot be "neutered" are to be killed, much like how police attack dogs that fail their final exam are put down?

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  • Target PracticeTarget Practice Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bobgorila wrote: »
    So, in The Initiative... are we to take it that those who fail their training and cannot be "neutered" are to be killed, much like how police attack dogs that fail their final exam are put down?

    I dont think so, it seems more logical they would just shunt them off to the N-Zone prison.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wwtMask wrote: »
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

    Agreed. This was the most Naziesqe thing I think I've ever seen. I said I'd give it at least one issue... and I did. But I don't think I can take a whole series of this, it seems so vile.

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  • HooraydiationHooraydiation Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

    Agreed. This was the most Naziesqe thing I think I've ever seen. I said I'd give it at least one issue... and I did. But I don't think I can take a whole series of this, it seems so vile.

    Isn't that entirely the point?

    I'd hate the title if it maintained illusions that the act was a good thing, even though we know it's not.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

    Agreed. This was the most Naziesqe thing I think I've ever seen. I said I'd give it at least one issue... and I did. But I don't think I can take a whole series of this, it seems so vile.

    Isn't that entirely the point?

    I'd hate the title if it maintained illusions that the act was a good thing, even though we know it's not.

    Not to mention their danger room sucked balls.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    And fuckshit General Laser seems to have found new life in another poorly written "mysterious" character wearing shades and a suit.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

    Agreed. This was the most Naziesqe thing I think I've ever seen. I said I'd give it at least one issue... and I did. But I don't think I can take a whole series of this, it seems so vile.

    Isn't that entirely the point?

    I'd hate the title if it maintained illusions that the act was a good thing, even though we know it's not.

    Maybe you ought to start to come to grips with the fact that not everyone - especially not everyone who doesn't bother to post online - agrees with you that SHRA is bad.

    I -liked- The Initiative. Especially the surprise death.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

    Agreed. This was the most Naziesqe thing I think I've ever seen. I said I'd give it at least one issue... and I did. But I don't think I can take a whole series of this, it seems so vile.

    Isn't that entirely the point?

    I'd hate the title if it maintained illusions that the act was a good thing, even though we know it's not.

    See, I thought this comic was supposed to get past the "good vs. bad" side of the Civil War thing and just give us some fucking Heroes trying to do good work.

    To me, throwing Armory into a pit with Emo boy without explaining to her what was going to happen is tantamount to accessory to murder... and that really isn't what I was looking for with this.

    That, and the constant comparing and berating of the New Warriors was just sad...

    Can someone tell me what they liked about this book? Maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle.

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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »

    See, I thought this comic was supposed to get past the "good vs. bad" side of the Civil War thing and just give us some fucking Heroes trying to do good work.

    To me, throwing Armory into a pit with Emo boy without explaining to her what was going to happen is tantamount to accessory to murder... and that really isn't what I was looking for with this.

    That, and the constant comparing and berating of the New Warriors was just sad...

    Can someone tell me what they liked about this book? Maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle.

    Cloud 9...

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    smokmnky wrote: »
    Sentry wrote: »

    See, I thought this comic was supposed to get past the "good vs. bad" side of the Civil War thing and just give us some fucking Heroes trying to do good work.

    To me, throwing Armory into a pit with Emo boy without explaining to her what was going to happen is tantamount to accessory to murder... and that really isn't what I was looking for with this.

    That, and the constant comparing and berating of the New Warriors was just sad...

    Can someone tell me what they liked about this book? Maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle.

    Cloud 9...

    Don't get me wrong, I liked all the new characters, I liked them a ton. But... the three I liked best were Armory, MVP, and Cloud 9... and they managed to fuck them all over by the end of the issue. And it's hard not to look at the people running this place as just being pure evil. I had enough of the pure evil crap after Civil War... I want to see something else now.

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    smokmnky wrote: »
    Sentry wrote: »

    See, I thought this comic was supposed to get past the "good vs. bad" side of the Civil War thing and just give us some fucking Heroes trying to do good work.

    To me, throwing Armory into a pit with Emo boy without explaining to her what was going to happen is tantamount to accessory to murder... and that really isn't what I was looking for with this.

    That, and the constant comparing and berating of the New Warriors was just sad...

    Can someone tell me what they liked about this book? Maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle.

    Cloud 9...

    Don't get me wrong, I liked all the new characters, I liked them a ton. But... the three I liked best were Armory, MVP, and Cloud 9... and they managed to fuck them all over by the end of the issue. And it's hard not to look at the people running this place as just being pure evil. I had enough of the pure evil crap after Civil War... I want to see something else now.

    Ok I'll give you that but I guess they (the leaders) didn't come across that way to me, pure evil that is. I thought
    Armory's washout
    was a bit of a shock didn't seem like her fault so much however.

    I'm still holding out hope though, it has potential and again I really liked Cloud 9

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  • SatanIsMyMotorSatanIsMyMotor Fuck Warren Ellis Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    Sentry wrote: »
    wwtMask wrote: »
    This whole Initiative thing is really doing a great job convincing me that all my concerns and fears over the SHRA were unjustified.
    No it's not. :v:

    Agreed. This was the most Naziesqe thing I think I've ever seen. I said I'd give it at least one issue... and I did. But I don't think I can take a whole series of this, it seems so vile.

    Isn't that entirely the point?

    I'd hate the title if it maintained illusions that the act was a good thing, even though we know it's not.

    See, I thought this comic was supposed to get past the "good vs. bad" side of the Civil War thing and just give us some fucking Heroes trying to do good work.

    To me, throwing Armory into a pit with Emo boy without explaining to her what was going to happen is tantamount to accessory to murder... and that really isn't what I was looking for with this.

    That, and the constant comparing and berating of the New Warriors was just sad...

    Can someone tell me what they liked about this book? Maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle.

    There is something to be said about the hard-boiled militaristic approach to what they're doing. Look at it like this, in the real world who would you rather have going to war for your country a regular joe that was given a gun or a highly trained individual that has had responsibility literally drilled into him. I know who I would pick.
    Look at the man who is obviously the greatest hero to ever live in the Marvel universe, Captain America. Here's a guy that got put through the paces of becoming not just a hero but a soldier. Cap wouldn't be the same guy if he hadn't been trained in a militaristic and harsh environment.

    I'm not saying that what happened in the "danger room" wasn't the sketchiest thing I've ever read (cuz it was) but I understand why and how it happened. I think we're SUPPOSED to hate The Gauntlet. His role is to inflict pain to the point where you either put up or shut up. In my opinion if you're not able to put up then you shouldn't be a hero.

    My biggest concerns are the actions of Gyrich with his whole "this didn't happen bla bla bla" spiel. That, to me, seems to be shunting responsibility and is ultimately very hypocritical.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Right... I think my issue is mostly what happened in the Danger Room, namely how they take these kids they are supposed to be training and instead put them into an easily preventable situation that any brain dead moron with any kind of knowledge of what Emo's powers were could have predicted. Then punished the victim for their mistake. And their punishment also makes me question their integrity, and what will happen when someone whose poweres are more ingrained washes out...

    Not to mention the fact that they treated the death like it was nothing... this isn't how heroes are supposed to act.

    And all of this goes on during what is supposed to be compulsory service... not one of those kids had any choice in the matter.

    Unless...
    Does anyone here think they wanted Armory to wash out so they could get their hands on her tech?

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I got the impression from Gauntlet's first speech that they already had their registration cards or whatever but if they wanted to use their powers in public and/or be "heroes" they had to go through the Initiative. So if lets say Cloud 9 didn't fly around like that they would have been ok with her going back to to be with her family.

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  • DondumsDondums Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    War Machine's cool, at least. He melted faces in MvC1/2.

    I didn't overflow with awe at the Initiative, but I didn't really dislike it either. I guess where it goes from here will determine how I end up feeling about it. I just hope no one else has arachnophobia because I really, really hate spiders - even in my comic books.

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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sentry wrote: »
    Unless...
    Does anyone here think they wanted Armory to wash out so they could get their hands on her tech?

    I think that is it exactly, I'm guessing they are evil sneaky bastards which I didn't pick up on the first time but you have made me see the light.

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Neliwood wrote: »
    War Machine's cool, at least. He melted faces in MvC1/2.

    I didn't overflow with awe at the Initiative, but I didn't really dislike it either. I guess where it goes from here will determine how I end up feeling about it. I just hope no one else has arachnophobia because I really, really hate spiders - even in my comic books.

    Hm... you might want to steer clear of Friendly Neighboorhood Spider-Man for a little while.

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    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What issue does the post-civil war Avengers start with?
    where luck cage takes over in Capt/Iron Man's place

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  • BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    smokmnky wrote: »
    What issue does the post-civil war Avengers start with?
    where luck cage takes over in Capt/Iron Man's place

    New Avengers 27/Mighty Avengers 1.

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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Blackjack wrote: »
    smokmnky wrote: »
    What issue does the post-civil war Avengers start with?
    where luck cage takes over in Capt/Iron Man's place

    New Avengers 27/Mighty Avengers 1.

    Just so I'm clear, New Avengers = Luke Cage (and others)

    Mighty Avengers = Iron Man (and others)

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Out of interest: has any reference been made to the Ultimate universe from the 616 universe, or vice-versa? Can you draw a series of links that link the two together or are they, currently at least, entirely separate in continuity with no crossover?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Black Panther has them visiting the Marvel Zombie's parallel universe, first visited by Ultimate FF. That's as close as I can think.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Out of interest: has any reference been made to the Ultimate universe from the 616 universe, or vice-versa? Can you draw a series of links that link the two together or are they, currently at least, entirely separate in continuity with no crossover?

    Ultimate is a separate Universe. (i.e. it has a different number)

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