The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

# pro[chat]ting

jacobkoshRegistered User regular
edited December 2011

programming refers to the process of designing, debugging, maintaining etc the source code of computer programs. it is done by people like this:

[chat]ting refers to the communal joking, arguing, sniping, sexing, herping, derping, and socialization of a bunch of internet people. coincidentally, i have a group portrait on hand of our [chat] community:

there's… a bit of overlap

on some real talk though programming rulesssssssssss

i still have (i think) the first program i ever wrote! before i knew anything about modulo!
#include <math.h>
#include <stdio.h>

int main (int argc, const char * argv[])
{

int sum1 = 0;
int sum2 = 0;
int sum3 = 0;
int total;

for (int i = 3; i < 1000; i=i+3)
sum1 = sum1 + i;

for (int i = 5; i < 1000; i=i+5)
sum2 = sum2 + i;

for(int i = 15; i < 1000; i=i+15)
sum3 = sum3 + i;

total = (int)sum1 + (int)sum2 - (int)sum3;

printf("The sum of all natural multiples of three (%d) and five (%d) through 1,000, excepting \n overlap from common multiples (%d) is %d.\n", sum1, sum2, sum3, total);

return 0;
}


now it's six months later and i'm writing an interactive scrabble helper type application!

so talk about variables and typecasting and finite math… or, i don't know. talk about boobs and french films, like usual.

on some real talk, mods ain't happy about how y'all have been acting. since will has been, like, programming stuff and doing bar trivia, kosh does a lot of the modding in this forum by himself. he was angry at what happened today and next time (let there not be a next time, neckbeards!) it might take him more than a few hours to decompress from all the stress this thread gives him. please just be nice!

Organichu on

## Posts

• an expressway late at night only halogen lights shine mysteriouslyRegistered User regular
Has anyone seen Big Love

is it worth watching

• Registered User regular
System.out.println("Yay!");


Cutethulhu continues to be on the move. Whether he's actually left New Zealand yet or not is rather vague, but still, excitement!

• (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
yesss let's be excellent

also doggs I made my first non chat thread in like years

go post in it

• Registered User regular
simonwolf wrote:
Has anyone seen Big Love

is it worth watching

s'alright. The family dynamic is pretty interesting, and Ginnifer Goodwin is adorable.

After the drama and stakes are amped up a bit in the later seasons, though, I lost interest a little.

• We keep moving...Registered User, Moderator mod
yesss let's be excellent

also doggs I made my first non chat thread in like years

go post in it

best peeps of 2011

• (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
I am not in that pic

• an expressway late at night only halogen lights shine mysteriouslyRegistered User regular
simonwolf wrote:
Has anyone seen Big Love

is it worth watching

s'alright. The family dynamic is pretty interesting, and Ginnifer Goodwin is adorable.

After the drama and stakes are amped up a bit in the later seasons, though, I lost interest a little.

I borrowed the first season off my sister while she's on her honeymoon, but I keep delaying watching it because of things like re-watching early Dexter

might start it in the post-Christmas lull

• Registered User regular
So It Goes wrote:
best peeps of 2011

I think you posted the wrong pic. I'm not on it.

• jacobkosh Registered User regular
good lord eddy looks smug

i love it so much

• Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
I'm going to be in the minority here and say that Mission Impossible 4 was disappointing and didn't even come close to living up to its hype. If I wanted to watch a Roger Moore-era James Bond movie, I would've watched a Roger Moore-era James Bond movie.

• an expressway late at night only halogen lights shine mysteriouslyRegistered User regular
I'm going to be in the minority here and say that Mission Impossible 4 was disappointing and didn't even come close to living up to its hype. If I wanted to watch a Roger Moore-era James Bond movie, I would've watched a Roger Moore-era James Bond movie.

ugh

who wants to watch that

• Registered User regular
I'm going to be in the minority here and say that Mission Impossible 4 was disappointing and didn't even come close to living up to its hype. If I wanted to watch a Roger Moore-era James Bond movie, I would've watched a Roger Moore-era James Bond movie.

And if I wanted a minority report, I'd watch Minority Report.

• Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
I'm not really sure but I think the impossible mission was to make a movie solely out of plot holes.

• Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
edited December 2011
Also

Mission Impossible 1:
They get disavowed and have to clear their names by breaking into shit

Mission Impossible 2: We don't talk about Mission Impossible 2.

Mission Impossible 3:
They get disavowed and have to clear their names by breaking into shit

Mission Impossible 4:
They get disavowed and have to clear their names by breaking into shit

You'd think they'd get it right by now. Or at least find an employer that doesn't fucking throw them to the wolves the first time someone farts in an elevator.

matt has a problem on

• Registered User regular
I'm not really sure but I think the impossible mission was to make a movie solely out of plot holes.

This could be so meta.

• Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
It's a woodland critter Christmas miracle!

Hail Satan!

My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
• Registered User regular
I'm proud to say that I haven't seen any Mission Impossible except the original.

• Registered User regular
Also

Mission Impossible 1:
They get disavowed and have to clear their names by breaking into shit

Mission Impossible 2: We don't talk about Mission Impossible 2.

Mission Impossible 3:
They get disavowed and have to clear their names by breaking into shit

Mission Impossible 4:
They get disavowed and have to clear their names by breaking into shit

You'd think they'd get it right by now. Or at least find an employer that doesn't fucking throw them to the wolves the first time someone farts in an elevator.

It's kinda similar to how quite a few Star Trek films:
Require the crew to disobey orders and effectively go rogue for a while.
It's like a cultural thing in American cinema.

• Okay ladies, now let's get in formation. Registered User regular
So It Goes wrote:
yesss let's be excellent

also doggs I made my first non chat thread in like years

go post in it

best peeps of 2011

A group of good looking people.

• jacobkosh Registered User regular
edited December 2011
is it the first one where

(something on a train)
there is like a dueling series of pulling off masks to show double-betrayals

Organichu on
• Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
Richy wrote:
I'm proud to say that I haven't seen any Mission Impossible except the original.

Stay pure Richy. The only reason to watch 2 was if you somehow hadn't heard how bad 2 was. The only reason to watch 3 was because it was supposed to be an apology for sitting through 2.

• Registered User regular
I'm surprised that the franchise has made it to four films, even though the only thing anyone remembers about the source material is the theme song.

• Registered User regular
Richy wrote:
I'm proud to say that I haven't seen any Mission Impossible except the original.

The only MI episode I saw was one where:
The guy they're after is safely holed up in a nuclear bunker, so they fake a nuclear holocaust to trick him into coming out.

• Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
edited December 2011

Cinders on
• Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
Organichu wrote:
is it the first one where

(something on a train)
there is like a dueling series of pulling off masks to show double-betrayals

Yep.

• Registered User regular
I'm surprised that the franchise has made it to four films, even though the only thing anyone remembers about the source material is the theme song.

Did you know that it was made by the same studios (and at the same time) that made Star Trek?

• Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
Mim wrote:
So It Goes wrote:
yesss let's be excellent

also doggs I made my first non chat thread in like years

go post in it

best peeps of 2011

A group of good looking people.

What? Where?

My sig is from Hyperbole and a Half | I suck at Dark Souls on Twitch
• Registered User regular
Richy wrote:
I'm proud to say that I haven't seen any Mission Impossible except the original.

The only MI episode I saw was one where:
The guy they're after is safely holed up in a nuclear bunker, so they fake a nuclear holocaust to trick him into coming out.

Wouldn't that be a reason to stay in?

• Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
oh wow i do look smug there!

Elki wrote: »

Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
tyrannus wrote: »
Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

gotta update that stuff man
• Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
oh wow i do look smug there!

Haha yeah, you're all "UNC just gave UK a thorough thrashing"

oh wait

My sig is from Hyperbole and a Half | I suck at Dark Souls on Twitch
• Registered User regular
Richy wrote:
I'm proud to say that I haven't seen any Mission Impossible except the original.

The only MI episode I saw was one where:
The guy they're after is safely holed up in a nuclear bunker, so they fake a nuclear holocaust to trick him into coming out.

Wouldn't that be a reason to stay in?

I think his reasoning is that after such a thing nobody would be looking for him, and he'd need to stock up on supplies eventually so no time like the present!

• (♡°◡°) Registered User regular

• Registered User regular
Hmm, Christmas Day is going to be metaphorically tropical: 10°C!

• (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
maybe I should go watch a movie

what do you think

who wants to come over and watch a movie

• Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
maybe I should go watch a movie

what do you think

who wants to come over and watch a movie

I wanna watch a movie

• Registered User regular
I wanted to see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, but I couldn't because of finals.

And now I'm in IL with my parents, far away from any theaters that might be showing the film

• (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
okay let's do it

• Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
oh wow i do look smug there!

Haha yeah, you're all "UNC just gave UK a thorough thrashing"

oh wait

you don't really know me very well do you?

Elki wrote: »

Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
tyrannus wrote: »
Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

gotta update that stuff man
• Registered User regular
I wanna see Sherlock Holmes 2, but I'm saving it for when I'm over in Manchester during Christmas week.

• Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
I wanted to see Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, but I couldn't because of finals.

And now I'm in IL with my parents, far away from any theaters that might be showing the film

Where in IL?

This discussion has been closed.