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Secret Satans and the 1 Silly Goose who couldn't... Sign up to help the 1 shaftee!

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Damn you Keith

    I was going for the same thing

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Damn you Keith

    I was going for the same thing

    I'm just

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    You're just Paul Walker?

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I need NOS

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I need NOS

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    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    That shit is POTENT. Stay far from it if you can.

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    While I'm sure our evil overlords will appraise us of who to spit on in the street as they pass by, out of idle curiosity, I did a little digging.

    Looking over Margarazzi's chain chart, nine people have not claimed/been claimed by their Satanees, and Neville has revealed that there are two confirmed deadbeats.

    Zip and CL are both entirely missing from the chains, but they have provided proof that they've sent gifts, so they can be exempted from deadbeat status.

    Okami, Ominous Lozenge, . (plut), David Coffman, PkErthbnd, BYToady, KetBra, VisionOfClarity and sarukun are each at the end of an incomplete chain.

    Butters is the only person absent from the list entirely who has not provided proof he has sent gifts.
    at some point it was said that messages were sent to the deadbeats and mentioned that one hadn't logged in in a month.....so it's probably a safe bet that one of them is http://forums.penny-arcade.com/profile/PkErthbnd

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    That shit is POTENT. Stay far from it if you can.

    Pffft please

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    I once drank one of those big bottles of NOS and I could feel my heart pumping in my eyeballs

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    That shit is POTENT. Stay far from it if you can.

    Pffft please

    Consume a whole bottle of that, and you will be compelled to recreate the Sistine Chapel on your mobile home's ceiling.

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I can drink one and not feel much because I have drank way too many energy drinks in my lifetime

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Since Fear and numbers are so against sleuthin' exercises.

    Keith did your avatar change?

    ThreeCubed on
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    I can drink one and not feel much because I have drank way too many energy drinks in my lifetime

    Built up an immunity?
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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    My Secret Satanee was my CF Santa, whose should be getting part 2 of his gift this week

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    You know, we could just wait for Neville to tell us who the deadbeats were instead of conducting out own little witchhunt and putting a bunch of people who did send gifts on a list of "potential deadbeat satans". There's no need to go all Forum Police on this shit. The people who need to know already know.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote:
    You know, we could just wait for Neville to tell us who the deadbeats were instead of conducting out own little witchhunt and putting a bunch of people who did send gifts on a list of "potential deadbeat satans". There's no need to go all Forum Police on this shit. The people who need to know already know.

    I'd lime this if I knew how.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Fear, look, if we submerge them and they drown then they aren't a witch.

    Why is this so hard to understand?

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Build a bridge out of them

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Build a bridge out of them

    No no, we're accusing them of being deadbeats, not girders.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Make jam out of them

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
    Well if we did use them as part of some bridge system we could then get over them... heh...
    (I know, that's terrible.)

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Note: while I disagree with witchhunts in general, I am 100% in favour of burning confirmed deadbeats at the stake.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    My money's on Butters.

    That's right Butters, I'm calling you out.
    Not really. That's just one of the only names that's familiar to me.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    It is time I reveal myself.

    @Munkus Beaver, I am your Satan!

    And this? This is the last part of your gift.
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    The high-res will be emailed to you to do with what you will. It is suitable for printing, posting and all manner of things. Merry Christmas, sicky!

    DrZiplock on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Demon Hunter for Hire Time RiftRegistered User regular
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    good job zip!

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    ahaha that's pretty great

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    It is time I reveal myself.

    @Munkus Beaver, I am your Satan!

    You've gotta put quotation marks around it

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Hush, you.


    (Thanks, Joe)

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Keith did your avatar change?

    It did! Slightly. I was messing with my stuff the other day and when I put it back to Murray I used a gif that had Dionne's face in it

    It's fixed

    thank you for noticing

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    My Secret Satanee was my CF Santa, whose should be getting part 2 of his gift this week

    <3 Logo, I was wondering if there was still more coming. Do I need to get you more stuff to cover the deadbeats over here?

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Hey @CorporateLogo, I just wanted you to know I still use that cookbook you sent me last Christmas all the fucking time. Also we've been re-watching Planet Earth. <3

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Dammit, Munkus, get your ass in here.

    DrZiplock on
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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    We will reveal the deadbeats once the deadline is here and not before.
    And as it was said, there isn't a need for forum police/witchhunts, but that means now OR after.

    Let Tube figure out what to do with them. Lets not ruin the good cheer in here by shitting on people.
    Thanks.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    What if the shit is exceedingly well wrapped and accompanied by a thoughtful card?

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    oh my god zip

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    One of our 2 presumed Deadbeats has given us order # and tracking numbers pending.
    We are down to 1!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    neville wrote:
    One of our 2 presumed Deadbeats has given us order # and tracking numbers pending.
    We are down to 1!

    I'm glad they took advantage of the extra day, at least.

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Just to be clear, I'm not going full on Forum Police with this; just an exercise in curiosity.

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