Trooper Tales [chat]

Jacobkosh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY9NhfBBgXE

This one time there were a bunch of guys standing together in a group and this trooper mortared them until they all died.

This other time there was a giant robot menacing the team and this trooper hit it in the face with the butt of his gun until it died.

Cinders

http://betamaxmas.com/

This one is for you old peoples.

TL DR

I was half-considering making Restless [chat] Syndrome.

Ludious

Republic Troopers are a rip off of the original troopers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5wvWuGBLMA

TL DR

Ludious wrote:

Republic Troopers are a rip off of the original troopers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5wvWuGBLMA

:^: :^: :^:

Thanatos

Jaaaacob! You cruel fucking bastard. Why are you doing this to me?

Chanus

Cinders wrote:

http://betamaxmas.com/

This one is for you old peoples.

Hahaha... With the clock flashing 12:00

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

jacob kosh?

more like jacob cocks.

Ludious

TL,DR wrote:

I was half-considering making Restless [chat] Syndrome.

Regarding my comment from the other thread, that's where "there's some amount of rule bending that comes into play".

See, the rule was given regionally, there is nothing in the handbooks that technically say the office administrator can't grant one on top of that.

Hi I'm Vee!

Noticed something weird about our tree after we got done decorating it, so I whipped this up.

Nerdgasmic

jacob, why are you so obsessed with tvtroops? I'm really worried about you!

Chanus

visiblehowl wrote:

Noticed something weird about our tree after we got done decorating it, so I whipped this up.

Haha.

My friend's tree:

Element Brian

My mom is getting mad at me because I can't tell her what I want for christmas. The thing is I don't really WANT anything. I don't like giving wishlist or stuff like that because im at the point in my life where if I want something, I just buy it. She's gotten stuff for all of my brothers though except me and she keeps asking.

"Would you like a kindle fire?"
"Nah, i dont really think i'd have a need for it, I dont want you wasting money on that if i wouldnt use it"
"well tell me what you want"
"i dunno just surprise me"
"i hope you like one pieces."

So like..what should i get. I dont really want anything and I even just asking for things makes me feel selfish...

Hi I'm Vee!

Chanus wrote:

visiblehowl wrote:

Noticed something weird about our tree after we got done decorating it, so I whipped this up.

Haha.

My friend's tree:

Ahahaha that's awesome

TL DR

VH that is awesome.

Reminds me of the time I heard a cry, came into the living room, and saw my cat hanging from the tree in a tangle of xmas lights. She was ok, but not pleased.

Thanatos

Element Brian wrote:

My mom is getting mad at me because I can't tell her what I want for christmas. The thing is I don't really WANT anything. I don't like giving wishlist or stuff like that because im at the point in my life where if I want something, I just buy it. She's gotten stuff for all of my brothers though except me and she keeps asking.

"Would you like a kindle fire?"
"Nah, i dont really think i'd have a need for it, I dont want you wasting money on that if i wouldnt use it"
"well tell me what you want"
"i dunno just surprise me"
"i hope you like one pieces."

So like..what should i get. I dont really want anything and I even just asking for things makes me feel selfish...

Heh, my mom keeps telling me I want a Kindle, and I kind of do, but at their current price point, they're just not worth it to me. Maybe when the ad-free version hits $50.

Though, I have a $300 Amazon card I got as a Christmas bonus, and that Fire is looking awfully tempting, now...

TL DR

Element Brian wrote:

My mom is getting mad at me because I can't tell her what I want for christmas. The thing is I don't really WANT anything. I don't like giving wishlist or stuff like that because im at the point in my life where if I want something, I just buy it. She's gotten stuff for all of my brothers though except me and she keeps asking.

"Would you like a kindle fire?"
"Nah, i dont really think i'd have a need for it, I dont want you wasting money on that if i wouldnt use it"
"well tell me what you want"
"i dunno just surprise me"
"i hope you like one pieces."

So like..what should i get. I dont really want anything and I even just asking for things makes me feel selfish...

Ask her to donate to a charity for you.

Failing that, footy pyjamas.

Thanatos

And sweet Jesus, do my parents ever need a new computer.

mysticjuicer

mysticjuicer wrote:

Nova_C wrote:

God I love that bee and the function it serves.

I've never been clear on what it means.

It's there to take the sting out of a playfully cheeky comment. :bz

Also for puns.

Cinders

Element Brian wrote:

My mom is getting mad at me because I can't tell her what I want for christmas. The thing is I don't really WANT anything. I don't like giving wishlist or stuff like that because im at the point in my life where if I want something, I just buy it. She's gotten stuff for all of my brothers though except me and she keeps asking.

"Would you like a kindle fire?"
"Nah, i dont really think i'd have a need for it, I dont want you wasting money on that if i wouldnt use it"
"well tell me what you want"
"i dunno just surprise me"
"i hope you like one pieces."

So like..what should i get. I dont really want anything and I even just asking for things makes me feel selfish...

How about a charity donation in your name?

You could buy poor farmers bees!

ronya

Ask for an Amazon voucher, then. You'd need to fill up a future Kindle with something anyway...

Thanatos

mysticjuicer

Chanus, tell your friend s/he has won Christmas.

Cinders

https://secure1.heifer.org/gift-catalog/honeybees.html

Bees.

The best Christmas gift.

Chanus

Thanatos wrote:

The road marker is a nice touch.

Element Brian

Thanatos wrote:

Element Brian wrote:

My mom is getting mad at me because I can't tell her what I want for christmas. The thing is I don't really WANT anything. I don't like giving wishlist or stuff like that because im at the point in my life where if I want something, I just buy it. She's gotten stuff for all of my brothers though except me and she keeps asking.

"Would you like a kindle fire?"
"Nah, i dont really think i'd have a need for it, I dont want you wasting money on that if i wouldnt use it"
"well tell me what you want"
"i dunno just surprise me"
"i hope you like one pieces."

So like..what should i get. I dont really want anything and I even just asking for things makes me feel selfish...

Heh, my mom keeps telling me I want a Kindle, and I kind of do, but at their current price point, they're just not worth it to me. Maybe when the ad-free version hits $50.

Though, I have a $300 Amazon card I got as a Christmas bonus, and that Fire is looking awfully tempting, now...

The kindle would be cool, but the fact its vary limitied app store and non syncing with google programs kinda breaks the deal for me.

I was gonna ask for Seahawks tickets by my sister just hooked me up with those too for tomorrow so like...amazon gift card? That wouldn't be bad.

Mojo_Jojo

Cinders wrote:

https://secure1.heifer.org/gift-catalog/honeybees.html

Bees.

The best Christmas gift.

Giving somebody else the gift of you having given somebody bees is all well and good. Better is cutting out the middle man and giving them some bees directly.

Chanus

Cinders wrote:

https://secure1.heifer.org/gift-catalog/honeybees.html

Bees.

The best Christmas gift.

I Heifer so hard.

We do that for my grandparents since they specifically don't want more stuff.

mysticjuicer

That tree! Hahahaha! Yessssssssssssssssssss.

bowen

That is the saddest tree thanatos.

Thanatos

Element Brian wrote:

The kindle would be cool, but the fact its vary limitied app store and non syncing with google programs kinda breaks the deal for me.

I was gonna ask for Seahawks tickets by my sister just hooked me up with those too for tomorrow so like...amazon gift card? That wouldn't be bad.

Oh, I'm totally going to root my Fire if I get one. Limited app store will cease to be a problem.

You gonna get a chance to grab lunch or something while you're in Seattle for the game?

bowen

Might as well just get an iPad if you're going for a kindle fire, assuming you can sport the $300 price difference.

mysticjuicer

Mojo_Jojo wrote:

Cinders wrote:

https://secure1.heifer.org/gift-catalog/honeybees.html

Bees.

The best Christmas gift.

Giving somebody else the gift of you having given somebody bees is all well and good. Better is cutting out the middle man and giving them some bees directly.

Just walk up to them and empty your pockets.

Step back, eyeball the amount of bees.

Nod once and walk away.

Caveman Paws

Element Brian wrote:

My mom is getting mad at me because I can't tell her what I want for christmas. The thing is I don't really WANT anything. I don't like giving wishlist or stuff like that because im at the point in my life where if I want something, I just buy it. She's gotten stuff for all of my brothers though except me and she keeps asking.

"Would you like a kindle fire?"
"Nah, i dont really think i'd have a need for it, I dont want you wasting money on that if i wouldnt use it"
"well tell me what you want"
"i dunno just surprise me"
"i hope you like one pieces."

So like..what should i get. I dont really want anything and I even just asking for things makes me feel selfish...

Socks and or underwear.

Feral

Cinders wrote:

http://betamaxmas.com/

This one is for you old peoples.

This is great.

Captain Carrot

I really don't want to do any work today. Bleh.

Ludious

Wow that betamaxmas takes me back. Claymation Christmas was a staple clear into the mid 90's then vanished

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud

EEEEEK everytime you guys bring up TOR I get more and more convinced that I want itttt

Element Brian

Thanatos wrote:

Element Brian wrote:

The kindle would be cool, but the fact its vary limitied app store and non syncing with google programs kinda breaks the deal for me.

I was gonna ask for Seahawks tickets by my sister just hooked me up with those too for tomorrow so like...amazon gift card? That wouldn't be bad.

Oh, I'm totally going to root my Fire if I get one. Limited app store will cease to be a problem.

You gonna get a chance to grab lunch or something while you're in Seattle for the game?

Maybe, ill be going up with my brother so it depends on what time he wants to show up and how soon we have to be back home for christmas eve.

Chanus

Ludious wrote:

Wow that betamaxmas takes me back. Claymation Christmas was a staple clear into the mid 90's then vanished

Oddly around the same time clay animation vanished :P

Cinders

Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote:

EEEEEK everytime you guys bring up TOR I get more and more convinced that I want itttt

If you play as a a Sith Warrior, your romance option is a slave who you can torture, marry, and then use the slave collar as a sex toy.