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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I want hair like the main guy on Mad Men. Or Sean Connery as James Bond.

    But none of my clothes would go with that look, so, nevermind.

    Caveman Paws on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    oh no not the shaving
    that would end in a forever sunburn for me

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    Shave it all.

    The freedom.

    The unending forehead.

    An ourobouros of forehead.

    God yes. Having a shaved head is so nice.

    Do you wax? I've been considering it. On the one hand, even less hair, but on the other, I hate pain and am worried I'd have to do it really regularly for money.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    oh no not the shaving
    that would end in a forever sunburn for me

    Even with some wicked good sunscreen?

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I just use a Mach 3 (or is it 5 now? The current Mach) razor for my head and face.

    I only shave my head every 3 days or so, otherwise I get nasty razor burn.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i basically get 'two on the sides, scissor cut sort of short on top'

    it is very generic and i like it

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i basically get 'two on the sides, scissor cut sort of short on top'

    it is very generic and i like it

    It's a good look on you, from what I've seen.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    I usually have an asymmetric gay version of the crew cut. This time though, it grew out weird, giving me wolverine hair.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I usually have an asymmetric gay version of the crew cut. This time though, it grew out weird, giving me wolverine hair.
    Hawt.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    a week after a haircut

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    a month after a haircut

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    three months after a haircut

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    SIX MONTHS AFTER A HAIRCUT, WATCH OUT

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  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    I usually have an asymmetric gay version of the crew cut.

    You've intrigued me. I am intrigued.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Damnit Chu, y ur hair look good no matter what!

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    damn

    i ain't got no fucking teeth in that last picture

    i have a few tiny dolphin-esque teeth on bottom

    then gums as far as the eyes can see

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    something like this usually

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    that is not me btw
    though I wish it was

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i want to see the artwork behind that guy

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    damn

    i ain't got no fucking teeth in that last picture

    i have a few tiny dolphin-esque teeth on bottom

    then gums as far as the eyes can see
    I was hoping you would have a rat tail.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Do you wax? I've been considering it. On the one hand, even less hair, but on the other, I hate pain and am worried I'd have to do it really regularly for money.

    Nah, I don't even bic. Just shave it down as far as the clippers will take it.

    I've been thinking of bicing it, but that would take maintenance.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Good old rat-tails

    My latest hairdresser (well, 3-4 months back) was really rather flummoxed by the back of my head's hair formations. She kept on mentioning she'd never seen a growth arrangement quite like it

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Scarlett Johansson: Why is she so pretty?

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    Do you wax? I've been considering it. On the one hand, even less hair, but on the other, I hate pain and am worried I'd have to do it really regularly for money.

    Nah, I don't even bic. Just shave it down as far as the clippers will take it.

    I've been thinking of bicing it, but that would take maintenance.

    but the priiiize

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    This was the best part of Dead Rising 2.

    NSFW

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Man. "Abloo bloo my mom gives me crappy gifts and they piss me off" thread in H/A. Fuck that guy.

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  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    that is not me btw
    though I wish it was

    I like that look.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Man. "Abloo bloo my mom gives me crappy gifts and they piss me off" thread in H/A. Fuck that guy.

    Pretty much. He seems to be deliberately difficult and then bitches about it on the internet? I'm not sure if there's any advice outside of "You're a bad person. Cut that out" to be had.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mango V8 fruit/veggie juice+whey protein (vanilla) = not as awful as you might think.

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Mango V8 fruit/veggie juice+whey protein (vanilla) = not as awful as you might think.

    But is it only good because your expectations have been set crazy low by the imagined combination of tomato and vanilla?

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I can't understand what he thought would happen when he posted something like that. Almost no one will be sympathetic

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    my parents used to troll me at christmas

    they are both atheists but they would make us go to church because they liked singing carols

    FUK

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Scarlett Johansson: Why is she so pretty?

    magic

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Scarlett Johansson: Why is she so pretty?

    magic

    A wizard did it.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Mango V8 fruit/veggie juice+whey protein (vanilla) = not as awful as you might think.

    But is it only good because your expectations have been set crazy low by the imagined combination of tomato and vanilla?

    I think the puking till there was nothing left then not eating anything solid all yesterday probably has me marking higher than I normally would.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    scarlett johansson is crazy hot in that movie match point

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I've always had a crush of Neve Campbell.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:
    I've always had a crush of Neve Campbell.

    Yeah. She's so cute. Totally hot in Wild Things.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    I can't understand what he thought would happen when he posted something like that. Almost no one will be sympathetic

    The more he posts the less and less sympathetic I am. And I started at 0. The guy is a grade A prick.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Damn I just love the intro riff to this song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaC041pQl4I

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Mango V8 fruit/veggie juice+whey protein (vanilla) = not as awful as you might think.

    But is it only good because your expectations have been set crazy low by the imagined combination of tomato and vanilla?

    I think the puking till there was nothing left then not eating anything solid all yesterday probably has me marking higher than I normally would.

    Hahaha! Thank goodness. I can continue thinking that nobody actually enjoys V8. :P

    Probably supergood for you though, given the inability to eat solid food.

    So conflicted.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    I can't understand what he thought would happen when he posted something like that. Almost no one will be sympathetic

    The more he posts the less and less sympathetic I am. And I started at 0. The guy is a grade A prick.


    When does your fist fly through his computer screen?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote:
    I can't understand what he thought would happen when he posted something like that. Almost no one will be sympathetic
    'Spergin'.

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