thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
Interestingly enough, I just got done re-watching the "Sugar: The Bitter Truth" presentation by a researcher at UCSF. I need the reminder from time-to-time.
I like to believe that the universe has conspired to give you all the bad opinions so that millions of other people can have good opinions and we can maintain the cosmic balance.
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mysticjuicer[he/him] I'm a muscle wizardand I cast P U N C HRegistered Userregular
I think that the average chatter is actually pretty funny/clever and could make an audience full of dumb people laugh.
I've done it a few times, and there is nothing like the feeling you get when you deliver the joke that you jotted down in your notebook and practiced in front of the mirror and told to several of your friends (who yucked it the fuck up) and are met with uncomfortable silence.
Even worse is when the only people laughing is the table of your friends in the back who are forcing it so you don't open your wrists on the port-o-stage. Everyone knows they came with you.
You've scared me off of it forever.
That's why I like doing jokes in mediums where you can't hear them not laugh.
I was thinking today after Googling something and Wikipedia was the first result. Remember when Wikipedia didn't exist? You had to Google stuff and go to some website you never heard of, maybe find an edu address. You had to hunt this shit down! Now Wikipedia has everything with references to the sites you used to have to find yourself!
Or you could use one of those shitty encyclopedias that came with your computer, like Encarta.
Encyclopedia on cd!
Or you could pay for the online version of britannica!
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
One of the guys on the top of the Wikipedia has these sunglasses on and I thought he looked silly so I made fun of him in my head but it turns out he's blind so I felt like a piece of shit.
I think that the average chatter is actually pretty funny/clever and could make an audience full of dumb people laugh.
I've done it a few times, and there is nothing like the feeling you get when you deliver the joke that you jotted down in your notebook and practiced in front of the mirror and told to several of your friends (who yucked it the fuck up) and are met with uncomfortable silence.
Even worse is when the only people laughing is the table of your friends in the back who are forcing it so you don't open your wrists on the port-o-stage. Everyone knows they came with you.
You've scared me off of it forever.
That's why I like doing jokes in mediums where you can't hear them not laugh.
As an aside, you have been doing too many nerdy things lately when someone mentions "grabbing their mail" and you imagine that they are going to go don their armor.
You'll have to talk to Inqi if you want some of that ren-faire action
*ahem* you don't wear armor when you fence, you ignoramus.
Not even mail?
Rapiers were a weapon of civilian defense and were worn about the town.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
I think that the average chatter is actually pretty funny/clever and could make an audience full of dumb people laugh.
I've done it a few times, and there is nothing like the feeling you get when you deliver the joke that you jotted down in your notebook and practiced in front of the mirror and told to several of your friends (who yucked it the fuck up) and are met with uncomfortable silence.
Even worse is when the only people laughing is the table of your friends in the back who are forcing it so you don't open your wrists on the port-o-stage. Everyone knows they came with you.
You've scared me off of it forever.
That's why I like doing jokes in mediums where you can't hear them not laugh.
Oh it's terrifying as shit, but I am sorry if I scared you off of it.
It's definitely fun times and worth checking off your bucket list.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
I remember Encarta. I loved it because I was a kid. I would probably not like it much today.
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
I think that the average chatter is actually pretty funny/clever and could make an audience full of dumb people laugh.
I've done it a few times, and there is nothing like the feeling you get when you deliver the joke that you jotted down in your notebook and practiced in front of the mirror and told to several of your friends (who yucked it the fuck up) and are met with uncomfortable silence.
Even worse is when the only people laughing is the table of your friends in the back who are forcing it so you don't open your wrists on the port-o-stage. Everyone knows they came with you.
You've scared me off of it forever.
That's why I like doing jokes in mediums where you can't hear them not laugh.
I actually think it's kind of annoying how you can't hear people laugh online. You never really know if you're being hilarious or just a prat.
I think that the average chatter is actually pretty funny/clever and could make an audience full of dumb people laugh.
I've done it a few times, and there is nothing like the feeling you get when you deliver the joke that you jotted down in your notebook and practiced in front of the mirror and told to several of your friends (who yucked it the fuck up) and are met with uncomfortable silence.
Even worse is when the only people laughing is the table of your friends in the back who are forcing it so you don't open your wrists on the port-o-stage. Everyone knows they came with you.
You've scared me off of it forever.
That's why I like doing jokes in mediums where you can't hear them not laugh.
I actually think it's kind of annoying how you can't hear people laugh online. You never really know if you're being hilarious or just a prat.
I assume I am being a prat but people talk to me so what the fuck.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I would just like to give a shout-out to poshniallo, who was super fantastic and managed to not only translate, but give advice for my essay summary that I am submitting as part of my masters application
also for not making fun of my for my superfluous academic writing and weeaboo-like research interests
Anyway, I was saying that I like Daxon because I believe that the universe has conspired to give him so many bad opinions so that millions of other people can have good opinions while still maintaining the cosmic balance.
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thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
Coincidentally, I just re-watched "Sugar: The Bitter Truth" today on a lark.
I think that the average chatter is actually pretty funny/clever and could make an audience full of dumb people laugh.
I've done it a few times, and there is nothing like the feeling you get when you deliver the joke that you jotted down in your notebook and practiced in front of the mirror and told to several of your friends (who yucked it the fuck up) and are met with uncomfortable silence.
Even worse is when the only people laughing is the table of your friends in the back who are forcing it so you don't open your wrists on the port-o-stage. Everyone knows they came with you.
You've scared me off of it forever.
That's why I like doing jokes in mediums where you can't hear them not laugh.
I actually think it's kind of annoying how you can't hear people laugh online. You never really know if you're being hilarious or just a prat.
I assume I am being a prat but people talk to me so what the fuck.
Sometimes the point of the internet is to be a prat.
I would just like to give a shout-out to poshniallo, who was super fantastic and managed to not only translate, but give advice for my essay summary that I am submitting as part of my masters application
also for not making fun of my for my superfluous academic writing and weeaboo-like research interests
Simonwolf's Research Interests:
Moe
Desu
Panty shots
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Robos, that's why I make it a point to tell someone if their post made me actually laugh out loud in real life. This is distinctly different from posts that make me LOL IRL
I have an odd sense of humor and no one is ever sure when I'm joking in real life, let alone on the internet where you don't get any vocal or body language cues.
Anyway, I was saying that I like Daxon because I believe that the universe has conspired to give him so many bad opinions so that millions of other people can have good opinions while still maintaining the cosmic balance.
What if I have so many of these alleged bad opinions that I have become an epicentre of power and the universe is slowly remolding to fit the world I believe to be good and correct?
What now, Winky?
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I would just like to give a shout-out to poshniallo, who was super fantastic and managed to not only translate, but give advice for my essay summary that I am submitting as part of my masters application
also for not making fun of my for my superfluous academic writing and weeaboo-like research interests
Simonwolf's Research Interests:
Moe
Desu
Panty shots
yes perfect
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Anyway, I was saying that I like Daxon because I believe that the universe has conspired to give him so many bad opinions so that millions of other people can have good opinions while still maintaining the cosmic balance.
What if I have so many of these alleged bad opinions that I have become an epicentre of power and the universe is slowly remolding to fit the world I believe to be good and correct?
What now, Winky?
Maybe you'll reach critical mass and collapse in on yourself, sucking all the bad opinions into a bad opinion black hole from which they'll never escape?
VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
woohoo, third place out of a whole bunch of people playing starcraft in a G&T tourney
barely lost the semi final and it's to someone who's ranked higher than any of us so it was nice.
but my last series was lots of fun, it's such a fun thing to go through no matter how you do but I'm quite pleased with my placement. the two in the finals were the ones I expected to place higher than myself and so it is.
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I like to believe that the universe has conspired to give you all the bad opinions so that millions of other people can have good opinions and we can maintain the cosmic balance.
In [chat], no one can hear you meh.
Encyclopedia on cd!
Or you could pay for the online version of britannica!
In [chat], no one can hear you meh.
Rapiers were a weapon of civilian defense and were worn about the town.
Oh it's terrifying as shit, but I am sorry if I scared you off of it.
It's definitely fun times and worth checking off your bucket list.
Cass: are you ok?
I actually think it's kind of annoying how you can't hear people laugh online. You never really know if you're being hilarious or just a prat.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I assume I am being a prat but people talk to me so what the fuck.
Daxon, I've said this before.
You're cute
But you're wrong.
also for not making fun of my for my superfluous academic writing and weeaboo-like research interests
Sometimes the point of the internet is to be a prat.
Simonwolf's Research Interests:
Moe
Desu
Panty shots
I loaded it up once, but all I did was listen to the Grandmaster Flash song that was embedded in the article about rap.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
What if I have so many of these alleged bad opinions that I have become an epicentre of power and the universe is slowly remolding to fit the world I believe to be good and correct?
What now, Winky?
yes perfect
Inquisitor you are a seed of evil.
That is Schwartzenegger-caliber badguy killing dialogue.
Maybe you'll reach critical mass and collapse in on yourself, sucking all the bad opinions into a bad opinion black hole from which they'll never escape?
Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
I lied.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
LET ME SPEAK
CARAMEL IS A THING THAT EXISTS
barely lost the semi final
but my last series was lots of fun, it's such a fun thing to go through no matter how you do but I'm quite pleased with my placement. the two in the finals were the ones I expected to place higher than myself and so it is.
Daxon, I've said it befoah. Youah cute.
...but youah rong.
*bang*
Uber micro
Daxon is representative of everything wrong with the prequel trilogy?