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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Winky wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Anyway, I was saying that I like Daxon because I believe that the universe has conspired to give him so many bad opinions so that millions of other people can have good opinions while still maintaining the cosmic balance.

    What if I have so many of these alleged bad opinions that I have become an epicentre of power and the universe is slowly remolding to fit the world I believe to be good and correct?

    What now, Winky?

    Maybe you'll reach critical mass and collapse in on yourself, sucking all the bad opinions into a bad opinion black hole from which they'll never escape?

    The world would shortly destroy itself if another bad opinion or idea never existed again.

    edit: because all opinions are bad given the correct perspective.

    Daxon on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

    He'll see to that.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    People who are, at the time Daxon takes their case, alive

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Daxon's evil twin probably has the best opinions about all things.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

    How can such a destructive entity become a healer?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

    A frat buddy of mine is in medical school now. I feel bad for any of his future patients.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Ugh all I want to do is play A Few Acres of Snow more.

    The game has 21 different actions you can take. You can take two a turn.

    There are just so many different opening possibilities alone that I want to explore.

    Do I draft a lot of indians early on and threaten my enemy with raiding their settlements? Do I look to peacefully expand and develop? Do I recruit troops and lay siege to Boston? Do I trade fur? Do I play a defense game by setting up lots of forts?

    I want to try SO MANY THINGS.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote:
    Daxon's evil twin probably has the best opinions about all things.

    He is a guru on a mountain-top

    men travel thousands of miles for months to seek his wisdom

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor, you should bring the game with you to Japan, so we can play it together as Tohoku buddies

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Deebaser wrote:
    Daxon's evil twin probably has the best opinions about all things.

    He is a guru on a mountain-top

    men travel thousands of miles for months to seek his wisdom

    He is training to be an assassin.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Inquisitor, you should bring the game with you to Japan, so we can play it together as Tohoku buddies

    Yesssss :D

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

    A frat buddy of mine is in medical school now. I feel bad for any of his future patients.

    Cs Get Degrees

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Deebaser wrote:
    Daxon's evil twin probably has the best opinions about all things.

    He is a guru on a mountain-top

    men travel thousands of miles for months to seek his wisdom

    you may have a point here.

    I think he exists in my mind.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

    How can such a destructive entity become a healer?

    to be fair though

    I think I'll be a decent doctor.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Okay watching the pilot of new girl.

    This Schmidt guy is kinda hilarious.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I refuse to believe that the new girl can be good.

    The clips I have seen so far have just been Zooey Deschanel failing to be cute.

    Zooey Deschanel failing to be cute.

    How does that even happen?

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Stupid people trying to use my credit card number - DENIED. So annoying.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Daxon is the real life jar jar

    He's going to be a doctor

    they are going to let him perform medicine

    on living people

    How can such a destructive entity become a healer?

    to be fair though

    I think I'll be a decent doctor.

    You will. Probably.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Maybe Daxon's awful opinions are to balance out his amazing doctor talent.

    It's like how in order for Dr. House to be able to miraculously cure all his patients he has to make up for it by being a dick.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Great thing is that my course is a continuous feeling of "until now, I didn't know anything at all"

    like my first clinical year in hospital as a medical student? felt I learnt more in that one year than the previous two combined.

    And the junior doctors at the hospital were all "yeah, you don't learn anything until you're a doctor"...

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    One time on another forum a med student talked about how his apartment building was haunted

    And I had to resist the urge to say "so you're training to become a doctor, and soon people's lives will depend on you drawing the correct conclusions from the available facts. And you think your home is haunted by a ghost."

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Inquisitor, you should bring the game with you to Japan, so we can play it together as Tohoku buddies

    Yesssss :D

    eternal optimism

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    I refuse to believe that the new girl can be good.

    The clips I have seen so far have just been Zooey Deschanel failing to be cute.

    Zooey Deschanel failing to be cute.

    How does that even happen?

    I mean she's lame so far

    And since she's the star that is a big minus

    It's kinda like three men and a baby the mid 20s edition.

    And now we say bye to Damon wayans jr and hello to whoever the hell replaced him

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    "Honkey" and "cracker" are really dumb slurs and I think minorities should think of better things to shout angrily at white people.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I am seriously considering playing a few acres of snow solitaire against myself.

    This is what I have been reduced to.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    becoming a doctor has nothing to do with intelligence.

    it has a lot to do with being able to memorise large quantities of information.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I am seriously considering playing a few acres of snow solitaire against myself.

    This is what I have been reduced to.

    Play the coureur de bois.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote:
    One time on another forum a med student talked about how his apartment building was haunted

    And I had to resist the urge to say "so you're training to become a doctor, and soon people's lives will depend on you drawing the correct conclusions from the available facts. And you think your home is haunted by a ghost."

    You don't have to be that kind of smart to be a doctor. It requires a very different kind of mental ability.

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    I have the memory of a sieve though

    so I struggle.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I am seriously considering playing a few acres of snow solitaire against myself.

    This is what I have been reduced to.

    You're gonna be trading furs with yourself all night long.
    :winky:

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    I have the memory of a sieve though

    so I struggle.

    Pfft, just pull up wikipedia on your iphone.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I am seriously considering playing a few acres of snow solitaire against myself.

    This is what I have been reduced to.

    Play the coureur de bois.

    They are a strong first draft! They have a military strength of one, can raid, can ambush, can defend from raids, can defend from ambushes and cost nothing! French OP.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    wandering wrote:
    One time on another forum a med student talked about how his apartment building was haunted

    And I had to resist the urge to say "so you're training to become a doctor, and soon people's lives will depend on you drawing the correct conclusions from the available facts. And you think your home is haunted by a ghost."

    Of course he doesn't believe in ghosts

    Obviously he was having an issue with a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class 5 full-roaming vapor.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    wandering wrote:
    One time on another forum a med student talked about how his apartment building was haunted

    And I had to resist the urge to say "so you're training to become a doctor, and soon people's lives will depend on you drawing the correct conclusions from the available facts. And you think your home is haunted by a ghost."

    Of course he doesn't believe in ghosts

    Obviously he was having an issue with a focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm, or a Class 5 full-roaming vapor.

    Look Senj

    That motherfucker was at least a Class 6.

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    bone daddybone daddy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Senjutsu wrote:
    People who are, at the time Daxon takes their case, alive

    How else are future grantees going to get a ton of interior walls from blood vessels? I mean, really, people. It's like you're opposed to legitimate medical research.

    Rogue helicopter?
    Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I am seriously considering playing a few acres of snow solitaire against myself.

    This is what I have been reduced to.

    What is snow solitaire?

    工事中
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Okay bitch broke the plasma. I don't care how cute you are Zooey that is horrible and imma have to ask ya to move out.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Okay bitch broke the plasma. I don't care how cute you are Zooey that is horrible and imma have to ask ya to move out.

    What if she made it up to you by making out with you for 10 minutes?

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