what would you do?

Starfuck

So, I'm getting ready to go to class and I got to take a piss. The bathrooms in this building have guys on one side, girls bathrooms on the other, I pass the girls bathroom all the time.

So I go to the guys bathroom and I'm greeted with this.



So...I stand there for a few seconds and look around, as if someone could tell me what to do. Now, I really gotta pee and the next closest bathroom is in another building because of construction.

Perplexed, I creeped the door open and didn't hear anyone. Stepped in and there was still a urinal, so I was all YAY. I went to go relieve my bladder. As I stood there in midstream, I thought, dude, I wonder if we got a transgendered proff in the building and this unisex bathroom thing was made to comply with some sort of Americans with Disabilities Act thing. Then I got a bit of a boner thinking about shemales on campus and started to lose control of my stream, so I finished up, washed my hands and left. As I left the tranny bathroom, I saw they had built a new guys bathroom directly across from the one I was in.

I felt kind of dirty.

So

What would you do if you could hang out in a tranny bathroom?

potatoe

i would set up cameras



everywhere

Cerpin Taxt

UNISEX BATHROOMS CONFUSE KRUG

KRUG GET ANGRY THROW BRICK AT MAN

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SWOOOOORRRDFIIIIIIGHT!!!

Leli

So you guys like women with penises?

Marco

Watch you from a distance and dream of the day when I have enough money to pay for the operation.

potatoe

best of both worlds, i say

QuestionMarkMan

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Raijin Quickfoot

I just watched Wayne's World 2 earlier.

SA

I would have performed a stake out.

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Xyth

SA wrote: »

I would have performed a stake out.

Steak Spout.

FortyTwo

Or, you know, and I know this is a REAL REAL RE-AL stretch, but you could try not being such a pussy about shit like this. Be comfortable in your maleness and, assumed, heterosexuality. Walk up there, piss, and leave like a normal fucking human being without having some sort of identity crisis about it.

But you know, I don't worry about shemales that much.

Kagnaros

MASTURBATE

SA

Like I would put out a bunch of cameras and sit in the back a roofing van with a bunch of high tech surveillance equipment in it.

Masturbating.

Smasher

I've never really thought about it before, but the prefix uni means one. Shouldn't unisex bathrooms be bathrooms for one sex, ie regular mens' or womens' bathrooms?

Then that would make bathrooms for both sexes bisexual :winky:

Ubik

No thanks, I liked Double Dare better

Harrier

If I waited long enough TFS would eventually show up

Then we would go out for Smoothie King and rent The Life of Brian

Synthetic Orange

Starfuck, you just used the unisex cripple toilet.

FortyTwo

Smasher wrote: »

I've never really thought about it before, but the prefix uni means one. Shouldn't unisex bathrooms be bathrooms for one sex, ie regular mens' or womens' bathrooms?

Then that would make bathrooms for both sexes bisexual :winky:

Actually I think the correct term would be pan-sexual (covering all sexes) because people are convinced that there is a third sex - and those people are stupid.

If you are a man that becomes a woman, you are Transgender, but you ARE A WOMAN, use the woman's room. (vice versa)

tugga

What would you do if i sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and ill sing you a song!
And I hope I don't sing out of key!:whistle:

Mysst

I would think that the international symbol for transgender bathrooms would be a female broad shoulders or something. Cause you can't just put a donger on the female symbol, some people wouldn't like that.

Creative_Evil

Harrier wrote: »

If I waited long enough TFS would eventually show up

Then we would go out for Smoothie King and rent The Life of Brian

All transsexuals have to use each and every unisex bathroom in the world, its like they're annual migration.

Harrier

Creative_Evil wrote: »

Harrier wrote: »

If I waited long enough TFS would eventually show up

Then we would go out for Smoothie King and rent The Life of Brian

All transsexuals have to use each and every unisex bathroom in the world, its like they're annual migration.

A pilgrimage, as it were.

Synthetic Orange

Mysst wrote: »

I would think that the international symbol for transgender bathrooms would be a female broad shoulders or something. Cause you can't just put a donger on the female symbol, some people wouldn't like that.

This is the proper symbol.

World as Myth

Oh god SO

Mysst

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

I would think that the international symbol for transgender bathrooms would be a female broad shoulders or something. Cause you can't just put a donger on the female symbol, some people wouldn't like that.

This is the proper symbol.

Ah, yes, that explains things perfectly. Thanks SynthO.

Seph

hahaha dresslady is so happy

I DEFIED AN EMPIRE

rockmonkey

I was thinking skirt, flannel shirt, beard and high heels, but that's more of a crossdressing thing.

Synthetic Orange

Kagnaros

what about a bathroom for the transexual quadrapalegics??

you asshole.

The Geek

potatoe

thank you geek

i was waiting for that

World as Myth

Now I have the theme song stuck in my head.

World as Myth

whwhawhwhwha what would you

wha wha what would you do

Synthetic Orange

Meissnerd

Haha, that one just makes me sad.

Harrier

I think laughing at that is a sign you've spent too much time on the internet.

Seph

what what what would you
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Riggs Blitzkrieg

When you were peeing were you thinking about making this thread once you got home?

Jazz Samurai

I was trying to be the first one to reference the show, since the song got in my head as soon as I saw the thread title.


Damn it.