And flytraps are great for like three months Luigi, and then they just go downhill. Get as sundew in a little terrarium instead
Sweet! I'd love to get a hamata someday also.
Regarding flytraps, the problem isn't that they're inherently short lived. It's that most people try to grow them indoors. Unless it's a nursery that specializes in carnivorous plants, they'll probably tell customers the same nonsense that they should be grown indoors 'cause they don't know what the fuck. There's a carnivorous nursery near Portland that grows all of their flytraps outdoors and they even show photos of them blanketed in snow and dormant, but they just bounce back in the spring. DO NOT GROW FLYTRAPS INDOORS.
Sure! I just fell down the hole of rugby tumblrs so I'll be over there if you need me
see what i meant about rugby having the hottest dudes? what's the DEAL?
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4.0 out of 5 stars Slide Back Into the Game!, October 12, 2011
By Jerome Albertson - See all my reviews
This review is from: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon (Health and Beauty)
I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing.
"Where to start?", I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants that were flavored with cinnamon and paprika, or designed to somehow "heat" your private parts. No way, Jose! (I experienced the "heat" thing personally once after an adventurous incident with a toaster. I'll stick with "room temperature" from now on, thank you very much.)
Luckily, I found a plain, old-fashioned lubricant that would not make me smell like a dessert topping. And it came in this HUGE tub! No more awkward late-night Walgreens runs for me, once I could get my hands on this lubricant bin. Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order."
The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili's, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say "Don't worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later."
The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, "Let's SLIP on out of here," to see if she understood the lubricant lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood.
When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet.
So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway. Then, as Carla was about to pass me and the barrel, she tripped on my dog Poochie and fell right into the lube barrel! The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors.
Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. The last thing I knew, "No-Fun Carla" was screaming profanities and sliding down three flights of steps. I didn't pay much attention because I was too busy trying to salvage the lube. I managed to get about half of it back into the barrel - the other half probably seeped into Mrs. Pulaski's unit below me. I never bothered to ask if she appreciated the free gift of lubricant.
Anyway, despite my "user error", I was quite pleased with the product. These days it's hard to find 55 gallons of scent-free water-based lubricant, and you can find it right here at a discount rate! I had to give it only "4 Stars" because it didn't come with a lifting apparatus. I had to buy my own mechanical lift separately to haul the bin to my future "dates". So if you're ready for fun, "slide" on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!
Sure! I just fell down the hole of rugby tumblrs so I'll be over there if you need me
see what i meant about rugby having the hottest dudes? what's the DEAL?
the penny-arcade forums have the hottest dude
yeah they do. 8->
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
metz if only you were younger and had more tattoos and weighed less and smoked more and wore glasses
if only
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Metzger I like you just the way you are
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
edited February 2012
Keith, however
Tommy2Hands on
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
So... you want me to get tattoos?
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
swords I have entirely different expectations for you
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited February 2012
i'm gonna be getting a tattoo with my tax returns! i'm probably gonna get my forum av, actually, on my right bicep.
edit: as far as glasses and me being fat goes, my genes are just barely good enough for me to have perfect vision, but bad enough to allow the predisposition towards chubbiness.
Metzger Meister on
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I'm gonna get a dick tattooed on my forehead
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
i'm gonna be getting a tattoo with my tax returns! i'm probably gonna get my forum av, actually, on my right bicep.
edit: as far as glasses and me being fat goes, my genes are just barely good enough for me to have perfect vision, but bad enough to allow the predisposition towards chubbiness.
Ignore the haters, Metzger
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Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
Tommy2Handswhat is this where am iRegistered Userregular
positivity
“LIKE THIS if you love animals and some insects as much as you love humans HUMANS are not good people sometimes i cant lie, bugs i dont no there motive yet i will be the first to make communication with a bug i promise that no1 belives in LIL B - Lil B”
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
metz I feel as though I should remind you that I am judging you based on a mental appearance of you that I have crafted based on nothing consciously founded in reality
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
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we can always bring hot rugby player talk back
there ain't never no time when hot rugby player talk is not the right thing to be doing
scrolling down this page on your phone when there is a giant "buy with one click" button is dangerous
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Sure! I just fell down the hole of rugby tumblrs so I'll be over there if you need me
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Sweet! I'd love to get a hamata someday also.
Regarding flytraps, the problem isn't that they're inherently short lived. It's that most people try to grow them indoors. Unless it's a nursery that specializes in carnivorous plants, they'll probably tell customers the same nonsense that they should be grown indoors 'cause they don't know what the fuck. There's a carnivorous nursery near Portland that grows all of their flytraps outdoors and they even show photos of them blanketed in snow and dormant, but they just bounce back in the spring. DO NOT GROW FLYTRAPS INDOORS.
oh christ I can't breathe
oh man oh man you have to check out the other star ratings too
see what i meant about rugby having the hottest dudes? what's the DEAL?
i'd be ashamed if you didn't do this
there are people who DIDNT imagine the story starring joliet jake?
the penny-arcade forums have the hottest dudes
yeah they do. 8->
if only
edit: as far as glasses and me being fat goes, my genes are just barely good enough for me to have perfect vision, but bad enough to allow the predisposition towards chubbiness.
Ignore the haters, Metzger
sounds like a good plan for saving time at parties
you were pretty much spot on!
but he was negative about it
self awareness isn't a bad thing, darling. i know i'm chubby! it doesn't bother me as much as it used to.
he and i have a similarity in the face
i think it's the chin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cj9_yW8tZxs#t=66s
I just referenced Snow Crash, then I see this.
Nice
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