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Battlefield 3: Come join us, the water is warm but the natives have guns

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  • BlendtecBlendtec Registered User regular
    I want the DLC that unlocks all the random vehicles around maps.

  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    Blendtec wrote: »
    I want the DLC that unlocks all the random vehicles around maps.

    I'm hoping for some equivalent to the Tuk Tuks in BC2:Vietnam.

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    That_Guy wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    I saw a rumor yesterday that EA was going to announce BF3 DLC/expansion at GDC in two weeks.

    How can that be true? That_Guy predicted DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    I kid, I kid.

    I would be absolutely thrilled of my predictions were wrong. The same thing, however happened with MOH and BC2.

    But DICE was listed as MOH developer then - that doesn't seem to be the case this time.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ArchsorcererArchsorcerer Registered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    The DLC is a map where everyone drives around GAU-8 Avengers and shreds bitches for days.

    I'd pay money for a map with drivable miniguns. No actual vehicles. Just a minigun with wheels on it and you ride on top.

    There are maps with Anti-Air vehicles.

    XBL - ArchSilversmith

    "We have years of struggle ahead, mostly within ourselves." - Made in USA
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Wakkawa wrote:
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    - MAV killing sacrafices the mav (it 'splodes). this shall be known as the wakkawa nerf.

    Pre-order cancelled.

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    The DLC is a map where everyone drives around GAU-8 Avengers and shreds bitches for days.

    I'd pay money for a map with drivable miniguns. No actual vehicles. Just a minigun with wheels on it and you ride on top.

    Shopping cart wheels.

    I'd love to see Grave Digger with a GAU-8 pointed downwards in front of it. The perfect solution to any and all issues, ever. Even poverty and famine.

    The funniest thing about the GAU-8 to me isn't the sheer ridiculousness of designing a plane around the gun or the fact that the cartridge is the side of my forearm. It's that they saw the standard M134 and M61 Vulcans with their 6 barrels and decided that they didn't have enough. So they fucking added another one.

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  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Braincow wrote: »
    And dinosaurs with laser beams.

    Velociraptor mounted Gauss Rifles.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Gauss Rifles firing fin-discarding Velociraptor sabots at T-Rexes, you mean.

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  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Gauss Rifles firing fin-discarding Velociraptor sabots at T-Rexes, you mean.
    Unfortuantely the T-rexes have Stegasaurus fins tied on which deflect the FDVS rounds.

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  • OakeyOakey UKRegistered User regular
    It's a shame the non-military vehicles aren't driveable, I can only imagine how glorious a petrol tanker from Caspian would be rigged with a ton of C4.

  • Doctor DeimosDoctor Deimos Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Things I would pay at least $50 for:

    Battlefield: 2143
    Battlefield: Dinotopia 2143

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    Dirtyboy wrote: »
    I saw a rumor yesterday that EA was going to announce BF3 DLC/expansion at GDC in two weeks.

    I head a rumor its battlefield 3 :2143.
    I heard a rumor that I make up rumors that I want to be true.

    Not like we'd get a PC version anyway :x

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  • heckelsheckels Registered User regular
    Does the A-10's gun do more damage in BF3 then the other aircraft's?

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  • AF-IXAF-IX (LGKAOS) Whiteman AFBRegistered User regular
    What say we get the Dome going again...for old time sake.

  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    The DLC is a map where everyone drives around GAU-8 Avengers and shreds bitches for days.

    I'd pay money for a map with drivable miniguns. No actual vehicles. Just a minigun with wheels on it and you ride on top.

    There are maps with Anti-Air vehicles.
    Which aren't nearly as awesome as what I have in mind.

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  • AF-IXAF-IX (LGKAOS) Whiteman AFBRegistered User regular
    Get on Doooooome!!!

  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    We are filling up the dome.

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Sorry guys :(

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    Should be a clicky...

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  • AF-IXAF-IX (LGKAOS) Whiteman AFBRegistered User regular
    Good games tonight, Dome was starting to get good again.

    If you build it, they will come...

  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    SKS is salvation

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    And is getting a megagigabuff.

    Also, look. Abrams getting stuck and unstuck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXwgPZXScM

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    God damn it, I want a tank.

  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    And is getting a megagigabuff.

    Also, look. Abrams getting stuck and unstuck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXwgPZXScM

    I had no idea how fucking annoying tanks sounded up close.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    It's a goddamn turbine. Of course it's going to be obnoxious.

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  • What Is Schwa?What Is Schwa? Registered User regular
    I have a coupon code for a copy of BF3. I'd be interested in trading it for other games or TF2 promos/hats. Add me on steam if you want to talk. Please note, it is a code, so either you go first in the trade, or we'll use a middleman.

  • Ninja Snarl PNinja Snarl P My helmet is my burden. Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    I had no idea how fucking annoying tanks sounded up close.

    They do have a huge-ass jet turbine power plant. But that's still a lot better than a big diesel engine; those guys can actually hear each other over the engine noise.

    My Dad was stationed in El Paso back when they were using the protoype XM1 and they actually had tank crossing signs on the road. Apparently, there was a serious hazard of those things tearing across the road at 60 MPH (no governors on those) and running you flat because you couldn't hear them in time.

    Also, during that entire video, I kept waiting for some jackass to throw some satchels at the tank, run off, and go "KA-BOOOM" to signal he just killed the tank.

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    Me and Kakos are playing some B Eff Tres.

    JOIN OUR SHITS IN BOTH MUMBLES AND GAMES

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  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    Going to work! Back in five hours!

  • Doctor DeimosDoctor Deimos Registered User regular
    I absolutely love the sound of the M1 starting up. It just sounds so ominous, kinda like the tripods in War of the Worlds.

  • Angry WeaselAngry Weasel Registered User regular
    I absolutely love the sound of the M1 starting up. It just sounds so ominous, kinda like the tripods in War of the Worlds.

    This is the best sound ever.

  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    It's a goddamn turbine. Of course it's going to be obnoxious.

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    Hopefully the patch drops right when I finish up ME3. Otherwise I might be AWOL for a bit longer >.>

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    I'd be hopelessly pessimistic and say late March to early April.

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  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    I'd be hopelessly pessimistic and say late March to early April.

    Which pretty much works for me. That would give me all of March to play the ME3 story and then obsess over the MP (which if you haven't tried is really god damn good).

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    I'd be hopelessly pessimistic and say late March to early April.

    Which pretty much works for me. That would give me all of March to play the ME3 story and then obsess over the MP (which if you haven't tried is really god damn good).

    Yeah, Gears of Mass Effect's horde mode looks pretty alright, I guess.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Also, getting tired of Engineers being the best at everything always.

    Run up to a tank, dodging shells and avoiding the M2 gunner, put 3 C4 on it, and what do you get for the effort?

    Some asshole Engineer fires a rocket from 400 meters away and gets all the credit. Awesome.

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    The best thing about engineer is hitting that little glint of a sniper's scope with a rocket from across the map.

  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    I'd be hopelessly pessimistic and say late March to early April.

    Which pretty much works for me. That would give me all of March to play the ME3 story and then obsess over the MP (which if you haven't tried is really god damn good).

    Yeah, Gears of Mass Effect's horde mode looks pretty alright, I guess.

    GoW's horde mode is scrub tier bullshit in comparison.

    EDIT: Actually, GoW in general is pretty shit so there you go.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    Doesn't GoW3 have like, huge monsters and stuff in their horde mode? That's pretty cool I think.

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  • emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    Theres a ME3 demo?

  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    I gave up on GoW3's wave ten on Horde Mode. Killing fucking berserkers, oh my god. I was never really good at gears and my controller skills have waned considerably. I just can't hack those fucking berserkers.

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