the majora's mask story is probably one of my favorites
marble hornets was great when i followed it, i should catch up on the second season sometime
I wouldn't bother with Marble hornets season 2. its pretty boring actually, at least I felt like it was a whole lot of walking in forests with really little payoff
So, have satellite imaging and GPS pretty much ended Bermuda Triangle superstitions?
I don't see why they would
I mean the advent of freely accessible digital picture and video recording devices didn't end ghosts captured on camera superstitions
now we get to deal with orbs instead of double exposures
But, like, large ships don't just lose contact and disappear that close to land anymore, because we can find them.
I'm sure there are people that stubbornly cling to belief that something otherworldly was behind it, but you're essentially correct since there don't seem to be any significant disappearances past the early 60s.
Description: SCP-504 is a species of tomato physically and genetically identical to that of the typical commercially-grown tomato. It was recovered in [REDACTED], Kentucky after a woman reported to the police that her farmer husband had been "murdered by his lunch". The Foundation is currently working to identify and destroy loose strains of SCP-504 in the surrounding commercial farming areas.
When a poor attempt at humor is made verbally within human hearing range of SCP-504's tomatoes, they instantly accelerate to a speed of at least 100 miles per hour (approx. 160 kilometers per hour, 45 meters per second) in the direction of the sound's source. Only mature tomatoes, separated from their vines and less than 10% rotted or chemically compromised, exhibit this effect once each. Tomatoes do not have to be physically intact, though ingested tomatoes are usually insulated enough from sound to prevent their effects before neutralization by stomach acid.
SCP-504 tomatoes seem to reach speeds relative to the inciting attempt at humor (see experiment log). Relevant variables seem to include corniness, humor-to-length ratio, and use of puns. Language appears irrelevant.
Log of tests with SCP-504:
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: CD player playing "Harmful If Swallowed" (2003, Dane Cook)
Result: At [REDACTED], tomato clocked 167 mph. CD player destroyed.
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: Television playing the SNL Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton skit.
Result: Tomato reacted as if 'confused': slow-motion video shows three separate bursts of speeds in excess of 200mph, two incidences of motion at normal throwing speeds, and one unprecedented instance of backward motion, all in the one trajectory. Dr. King hypothesises that the tomato was unsure whether or not to 'take it seriously'.
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.
Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".
Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a partial audio recording of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
Transcript: "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Result: Tomato explodes. Debris clocked at 137 mph. Computer heavily coated by debris. Keyboard ruined by exposure to liquid matter - all other components proved functional after cleanup.
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On the other hand it's a Coast To Coast AM call, from back in the days of Art Bell, and as such it's certifiably fucking insane
The funniest thing I've ever heard is an episode where he just did open lines all night and did one line dedicated to Antichrists and one dedicated to time travelers
And a guy called in saying he was from the future and aliens lived in our heads and he was the Hopi Prophet and there's a computer chip in his skull
And the only thing Art says is "Is it a Pentium?"
I was driving and I actually had to pull over so that I could catch my breath, I was laughing so hard. It was just the perfect counterpoint to the utter insanity that had been spewing forth for the last three mnutes
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You and me Aneurhythmia
You and me
Ian Punnett's alright, I listened to one the other day that he did last summer, talking to a dude that used to be a Neo-Nazi
That was legitimately awesome, so was the one about HITLER'S HOLY RELICS which was some crazy ass history I had never heard of
But Art Bell will always be the best, for knowing exactly how to prod crazy people to keep them going while still subtly ripping on them for the folks at home
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Ahahahaha
I just found a download for 2011 C2C here is the description:
All the 2011 Coast to Coast AM shows, minus the George Noory shows, as he is dumber than a bag of hammers and a supreme embarrassment to radio.
Ian Punnett's alright, I listened to one the other day that he did last summer, talking to a dude that used to be a Neo-Nazi
That was legitimately awesome, so was the one about HITLER'S HOLY RELICS which was some crazy ass history I had never heard of
But Art Bell will always be the best, for knowing exactly how to prod crazy people to keep them going while still subtly ripping on them for the folks at home
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The first comment on that DL:
I have to take issue with your claim that George Noory is "dumber than a bag of hammers". This is very insulting to hammers. Not only are hammers very useful, but you further denigrate these fine tools by equating Noory to a bag of them. It would be one thing to insult a single hammer, but it's really quite uncalled for to insult an entire bag of them.
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EVPs, bro
But, like, large ships don't just lose contact and disappear that close to land anymore, because we can find them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
Mysterious deaths in the Russian wilderness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck
The creepiest farm murders ever.
just you wait
They ended up canning it which is just as well. We didn't really need another Smallville.
haha what the hell
I wouldn't bother with Marble hornets season 2. its pretty boring actually, at least I felt like it was a whole lot of walking in forests with really little payoff
Everybody please watch this
I'm sure there are people that stubbornly cling to belief that something otherworldly was behind it, but you're essentially correct since there don't seem to be any significant disappearances past the early 60s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bermuda_Triangle_incidents
This one's hilarious.
This was sweet as hell
I figured out the yellow text thing instantly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
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I am ashamed to say I did not make the connection to Canterbury Tales. And that's the best one.
holy shit that is kind of insane
On the other hand it's a Coast To Coast AM call, from back in the days of Art Bell, and as such it's certifiably fucking insane
The funniest thing I've ever heard is an episode where he just did open lines all night and did one line dedicated to Antichrists and one dedicated to time travelers
And a guy called in saying he was from the future and aliens lived in our heads and he was the Hopi Prophet and there's a computer chip in his skull
And the only thing Art says is "Is it a Pentium?"
I was driving and I actually had to pull over so that I could catch my breath, I was laughing so hard. It was just the perfect counterpoint to the utter insanity that had been spewing forth for the last three mnutes
That one too, and Art just keeps going with it because it's no crazier than anything else he heard
Also this one
And the eventual follow-up
They just all happen to be lunatics
this is pretty great
kind of a boring story but the narrator sells it
Oh my god, this thing scared the bejezzus out of me.
I want to hear legitimately crazy bullshit, and I don't want you to find a way to connect it all back to fucking angels.
You and me
Ian Punnett's alright, I listened to one the other day that he did last summer, talking to a dude that used to be a Neo-Nazi
That was legitimately awesome, so was the one about HITLER'S HOLY RELICS which was some crazy ass history I had never heard of
But Art Bell will always be the best, for knowing exactly how to prod crazy people to keep them going while still subtly ripping on them for the folks at home
I just found a download for 2011 C2C here is the description:
God Bless THe Internet
i liked that it scared me a lot even though its only a little unsettling all together
its presented in such a fascinating way
I have to take issue with your claim that George Noory is "dumber than a bag of hammers". This is very insulting to hammers. Not only are hammers very useful, but you further denigrate these fine tools by equating Noory to a bag of them. It would be one thing to insult a single hammer, but it's really quite uncalled for to insult an entire bag of them.
Turns out i was just high on drugs.
Also one on ZOMBIE INVASION POLITICS
There's the crazy I was looking for. Fuck possession, I've heard Father Malachi talk about that shit enough, gimme some new crazy