At work theres an ad for the new movie The Women in Black that plays during the ads. Its just people sitting in a theater, it flashes around, then shes just sitting there in back for a second then BAM screamer.
I was cleaning the screen when I saw this. Fuck screamers
i kinda wanna see that. it sucks that so many horror movies are absolute garbage.
I saw The Devil Inside a few days ago and it was fucking awful. Not scary at all.
same with The Last Exorcism. of course, i went and saw that with the craziest little (big-bootied) mexican girl i've ever met and she was deathly terrified of demons and exorcism and such, so lots of cuddling happened. NOT THAT ANYTHING EVER CAME OF THE CUDDLING AND THE FOREPLAY BECAUSE SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS WOMAN.
anyway, the last exorcism was actually realllly solid for like the first hour, and then the last half hour or forty-five minutes is TERRIBLE.
also, man i would LOVE to see a horror story on stage! as a theater fag, that makes my drama-dick hard.
i kinda wanna see that. it sucks that so many horror movies are absolute garbage.
I saw The Devil Inside a few days ago and it was fucking awful. Not scary at all.
same with The Last Exorcism. of course, i went and saw that with the craziest little (big-bootied) mexican girl i've ever met and she was deathly terrified of demons and exorcism and such, so lots of cuddling happened. NOT THAT ANYTHING EVER CAME OF THE CUDDLING AND THE FOREPLAY BECAUSE SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS WOMAN.
anyway, the last exorcism was actually realllly solid for like the first hour, and then the last half hour or forty-five minutes is TERRIBLE.
also, man i would LOVE to see a horror story on stage! as a theater fag, that makes my drama-dick hard.
Get bent, Last Exorcism is perfect
it's an entire movie about faith and belief. Everything he dismissed as a lie, everything he faked, is exposed as being real. Of course the demon cult that he, and the audience, brushed off is real. It makes perfect sense.
Unless you suck
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i kinda wanna see that. it sucks that so many horror movies are absolute garbage.
I saw The Devil Inside a few days ago and it was fucking awful. Not scary at all.
same with The Last Exorcism. of course, i went and saw that with the craziest little (big-bootied) mexican girl i've ever met and she was deathly terrified of demons and exorcism and such, so lots of cuddling happened. NOT THAT ANYTHING EVER CAME OF THE CUDDLING AND THE FOREPLAY BECAUSE SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS WOMAN.
anyway, the last exorcism was actually realllly solid for like the first hour, and then the last half hour or forty-five minutes is TERRIBLE.
also, man i would LOVE to see a horror story on stage! as a theater fag, that makes my drama-dick hard.
Get bent, Last Exorcism is perfect
it's an entire movie about faith and belief. Everything he dismissed as a lie, everything he faked, is exposed as being real. Of course the demon cult that he, and the audience, brushed off is real. It makes perfect sense.
Unless you suck
Yeah, but I was a thousand times more interested in the story when I thought it was about abuse and a man who'd lost his faith, but was still trying to do good work. Then it's like OH BUT WAIT CRAZY DEMON FETUS AND THE CLUMSY FORESHADOWING WE LAID DOWN EARLIER IS ALL HAPPENING JUST LIKE WE FORESHADOWED IT SPOOOOOOKY.
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Also, the Woman in Black's fear factor is dropped 15 points due to thinking of the Man In Black, which makes me think of Johnny Cash, who fights circus evil from beyond the grave. (Gumby was a weird, weird comic.)
i kinda wanna see that. it sucks that so many horror movies are absolute garbage.
I saw The Devil Inside a few days ago and it was fucking awful. Not scary at all.
same with The Last Exorcism. of course, i went and saw that with the craziest little (big-bootied) mexican girl i've ever met and she was deathly terrified of demons and exorcism and such, so lots of cuddling happened. NOT THAT ANYTHING EVER CAME OF THE CUDDLING AND THE FOREPLAY BECAUSE SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS WOMAN.
anyway, the last exorcism was actually realllly solid for like the first hour, and then the last half hour or forty-five minutes is TERRIBLE.
also, man i would LOVE to see a horror story on stage! as a theater fag, that makes my drama-dick hard.
Get bent, Last Exorcism is perfect
it's an entire movie about faith and belief. Everything he dismissed as a lie, everything he faked, is exposed as being real. Of course the demon cult that he, and the audience, brushed off is real. It makes perfect sense.
Unless you suck
Yeah, but I was a thousand times more interested in the story when I thought it was about abuse and a man who'd lost his faith, but was still trying to do good work. Then it's like OH BUT WAIT CRAZY DEMON FETUS AND THE CLUMSY FORESHADOWING WE LAID DOWN EARLIER IS ALL HAPPENING JUST LIKE WE FORESHADOWED IT SPOOOOOOKY.
Oh, it's not that. All the Aztec gods have officially declared me a shitty sacrifice. Tezcatlipoca threatened to devour the sun or something if he got a sacrifice that bad.
It's just the principle of the thing. Kinda low class, you know? Also, Tlaloc is a dick.
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actually it was like eleven oclock on thursday but w/ever.
I was cleaning the screen when I saw this. Fuck screamers
I saw The Devil Inside a few days ago and it was fucking awful. Not scary at all.
so it is
I hadn't noticed
but this should be EXTRA SPOOKY today
same with The Last Exorcism. of course, i went and saw that with the craziest little (big-bootied) mexican girl i've ever met and she was deathly terrified of demons and exorcism and such, so lots of cuddling happened. NOT THAT ANYTHING EVER CAME OF THE CUDDLING AND THE FOREPLAY BECAUSE SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SUCCUBUS WOMAN.
anyway, the last exorcism was actually realllly solid for like the first hour, and then the last half hour or forty-five minutes is TERRIBLE.
also, man i would LOVE to see a horror story on stage! as a theater fag, that makes my drama-dick hard.
I am scared of trying to run a game.
I need reassurance.
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and a mostly-black cat showed up at my apartment last night at midnight
SPOOKY
Black cats are pretttty.
yes of course
Most definitely!
Get bent, Last Exorcism is perfect
Unless you suck
I had a black cat growing up.
She was a jerk.
Also, the Woman in Black's fear factor is dropped 15 points due to thinking of the Man In Black, which makes me think of Johnny Cash, who fights circus evil from beyond the grave. (Gumby was a weird, weird comic.)
Why I fear the ocean.
There are approximately 13 weeks between each one.
It's not clumsy foreshadowing at all though
It's the entire point of the movie
couldn't fit in a reference to "Still the best 1973" however.
2012 truly is the end of times...
The fuckin' Mayans, man, they knew all about the Gregorian calender and also our fear of the number 13 it's all right there man look at the evidence
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Come on guys! The world is ending! Let's party like the Mayans were right!
With human sacrifices
This is why no-one comes to your parties, Ghost.
Why I fear the ocean.
But he's still the best (1973)
Your chances of being that unlucky guy aren't that high
What are the chances of someone being the best since 1973?
Oh, it's not that. All the Aztec gods have officially declared me a shitty sacrifice. Tezcatlipoca threatened to devour the sun or something if he got a sacrifice that bad.
It's just the principle of the thing. Kinda low class, you know? Also, Tlaloc is a dick.
Why I fear the ocean.
I don't have a link on hand but goggling that will get it for you.
What did this topic do to me?