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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    IF YOU HAD CAREFULLY PERUSED THE STORIES LIKE I CONSTANTLY DO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY OBVIOUS THEY WERE WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A YOUNG LADY

    I'm illiterate.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tav wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    IF YOU HAD CAREFULLY PERUSED THE STORIES LIKE I CONSTANTLY DO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EXCEPTIONALLY OBVIOUS THEY WERE WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A YOUNG LADY

    I'm illiterate.

    Something doesn't fit here...

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Tav is secretly trying to trick you

    he works for the corporate zombie overlords, who feed on the constitution

    and wipe their bottoms with the bill of rights

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Hmm. I'm not sure if the post has arrived and my parcel isn't here or whether the postman is being extra lazy today.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    Tav is secretly trying to trick you

    he works for the corporate zombie overlords, who feed on the constitution

    and wipe their bottoms with the bill of rights

    [/Hanksey]?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    That thread was just so utterly ridiculous, I cannot stop thinking about it

    wait

    oh no

    it's all part of their plan

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    work time

    yay

    :(

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    hello

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    this is a good time of day to be on [chat]

    mostly because RMS Oceanic is posting

    sup dogg

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Not much. Work is quiet. Watching some potholer54.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i am back in class despite finishing my course back in december because apparently there is a week fo resume-writing and cover letter type malarky they teach you about job searching

    which i know already quite extensively thank you very much

    but it's mandatory

    so whatever fine, i'll jump through their hoops then give me my papers you fuck

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    i am back in class despite finishing my course back in december because apparently there is a week fo resume-writing and cover letter type malarky they teach you about job searching

    which i know already quite extensively thank you very much

    but it's mandatory

    so whatever fine, i'll jump through their hoops then give me my papers you fuck

    These are always the worst classes.

    "Remember, when looking for a job, wear pants."

    Holy shit, I'd never even thought of that!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My brother's continued attendance of his part time course is in jeapordy because of his new job's shifts. :(

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Wait hold on, taking notes

    ... wear... pants...

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    These are always the worst classes.

    "Remember, when looking for a job, wear pants."

    Holy shit, I'd never even thought of that!

    These days you're recommended to have at least a little bit of your wang (or flaps for a lady) poking out though. Let them know just how serious you are.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Sausages are the most difficult item to obtain. You can find things that are sort of bacon if you search (although it's too thin and circular) but the sausages they have aren't right at all.

    We don't have proper bacon and sausages here at all, but I don't know what's wrong with the bacon except that it looks pre-cooked, artificial, and tastes of nothing much. It's how I imagine American bacon.

    It's particularly hard to get British-style sausages outside Britain because other people insist on things like being 100% meat.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Hold on now the advice is conflicting

    Just how many pants am I supposed to wear

    and how much sausage am I supposed to be displaying

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i am back in class despite finishing my course back in december because apparently there is a week fo resume-writing and cover letter type malarky they teach you about job searching

    which i know already quite extensively thank you very much

    but it's mandatory

    so whatever fine, i'll jump through their hoops then give me my papers you fuck

    These are always the worst classes.

    "Remember, when looking for a job, wear pants."

    Holy shit, I'd never even thought of that!

    also because they had to cancel my first scheduled iteration of this (my instructor got sick just before), i'm now in a class with a bunch of people from another program and HOLY FUCK THEY ARE IDIOTS

    this school, man

    the education i received was good but it's clear the school don't give a fuck about how intelligent or adequately trained the students are

    they just check boxes and take money

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    simonwolf wrote:
    Hold on now the advice is conflicting

    Just how many pants am I supposed to wear

    and how much sausage am I supposed to be displaying

    At least two. For both questions.

    RMS Oceanic on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I think my dog is going to vomit today.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Good morning, people on the other side of the world.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Where am I supposed to get a second sausage at this hour

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I remember reading hyperbole and a half like 2 years ago, with the retarded dog, that shit was gold.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    like everything this school does outside their law enforcement and paralegal programs are highly dubious in their standards and education

    a woman in this class i am in right now didn't have her resume for today because she didn't know how to save a file to a USB key

    she has functional computer illiteracy

    she's in the dental hygienist program. she is functionally computer illiterate and she has, by virtue of being in this class, completed the entire program up until this point

    i just

    fuck

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pony, your story got me thinking: You know how in "dramatic" scenes a plot twist might be that a character never learned to read? Wouldn't it be weird in twenty years time to have a twist be that they never learned to use a computer?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Holy snotballs I had like 40 comments on a post I made in reddit this morning. That's what I get for making a joke that got 800+ points. Jesus that was a lot of nexting.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Sausages are the most difficult item to obtain. You can find things that are sort of bacon if you search (although it's too thin and circular) but the sausages they have aren't right at all.

    We don't have proper bacon and sausages here at all, but I don't know what's wrong with the bacon except that it looks pre-cooked, artificial, and tastes of nothing much. It's how I imagine American bacon.

    It's particularly hard to get British-style sausages outside Britain because other people insist on things like being 100% meat.

    Why would you assume american bacon is pre-cooked and has no taste? If there is one thing you can't say about us, it's that our food has no flavor.

    "Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski

    In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    What joke did you make, bowen

    share with the class

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    awww fuck, I remember now the one problem I have with the NHS.
    Trying to get registered at a dentist is a fucking nightmare.

    And I live on the Isle of Wight, it's mostly old people. They don't even have teeth, what is this bullshit?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Morning [chat]

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Eric Cantona to stand in French Presidential Elections.

    He's doing it to raise awareness of poor quality housing. Interesting.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh Namco why didn't I see this before

    NSFW

    http://digitalbattle.com/2012/01/05/soul-calibur-v-poster-is-edgy/

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    like everything this school does outside their law enforcement and paralegal programs are highly dubious in their standards and education

    a woman in this class i am in right now didn't have her resume for today because she didn't know how to save a file to a USB key

    she has functional computer illiteracy

    she's in the dental hygienist program. she is functionally computer illiterate and she has, by virtue of being in this class, completed the entire program up until this point

    i just

    fuck

    Which school do you go to?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote:
    What joke did you make, bowen

    share with the class

    Someone made this huge long post about selective service and I made a joke that "Rich people don't get enlisted, they become officers." I added that I was joking but historically it was true (civil war). It's amazing how many people will tell you your wrong, and reiterate that I must be joking.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular

    I like how the first comment is, "No sir i dont like it…too small :("

    Soul Calibur's target audience in a nutshell

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Goddamn, Sequence is actually a surprisingly good game.

    It's just a liiiiittle too hard on hard and too easy on normal, though.

    But jeez, looking at a spell and thinking "can I cast that mid-battle? I should practice" is great. Like manual dexterity actually determining playstyle in an RPG is compelling as fuck.

    Take a moment to donate what you can to Critical Resistance and Black Lives Matter.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular

    I bet by the time Soul Calibur 9 rolls around, the female fighters will just be wearing two Band-Aids and a fig leaf attached to some dental floss.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote:

    I bet by the time Soul Calibur 9 rolls around, the female fighters will just be wearing two Band-Aids and a fig leaf attached to some dental floss.

    They may also have scrapped the fighting aspect by then.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    man for the past couple of weeks i've been waking up in a lot of pain in the middle of the night. Like some giant had grabbed me and squeezed tight. My ribcage and back are sore. I'm not sure if something changed in my sleep posture or if it's related to working out or what but it fucking hurts and it's an all over type pain. Really does feel like someone tried to crush me.

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