The Skyrim thread for adventurers who don't think jokes get funnier the more you tell them

jwalk

Here we talk about our adventures in the land of Skyrim picking flowers and eating butterfly wings.

In case you don't know what Skyrim is, it's a physics simulator with a simple RPG attached.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3dkdwvuJw

And yes, we've seen the Macho-Man dragon video. Thanks....

Also.. um this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEMD28MMtNg

reserving some space for links to mods here:

1. nude patch
2. kill kids patch
3. 4 billion Gigapixel texture patch.
4. stuff... whatever.

Melding

i hear in this game you can play as an old man shouting at the dragons.

Toldo

Pretend they're cabbages.

Veldrin

This has been sitting on my desk unopened for almost two months now.

Darn it other adult commitments I want to freaking playyyaslkdjlasjflsjgdhds

Baroque And Roll

But

I've never made a Skyrim thread?

Langly

I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

Rogue Lemon

Today I found Blackreach.

Wow.

jwalk

you can also play as a cat

... who shouts at dragons.

Krieghund

So I finished Blood on the Ice, catching the serial killer. Which is hilarious given that I'm pretty much a serial killer in-game. I mean literally, whenever I practice sneaking in a town, somebody is getting arrowed. Pretty much picked my next target as well. That clothes person that keep insulting my wardrobe in Solitude.

jwalk

Best mod: laugh track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIt7vvPfpWA

marty_0001

This is the best

Al_wat

jwalk wrote:

Best mod: laugh track

:^:

Hobnail

I've had dreams like that cabbage video

Goatmon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXW45nkPTZA

Shorty

that would be a lot better if he had autotuned the default bear sounds

Skull Man

just in case you were wondering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RFTih-RfY&feature=related

Seriously

oh I was

Ashcroft

Sorry, but I am the prettiest lady in all of Skyrim.

Seriously

actually I am more partial to Olfina Greymane

and Idgrod the Younger mee-ow


I hear she has some of her mother's talent

jwalk

oh shit Skyrim has stopped working.

luckily my pc has deftly alerted Microsoft and a solution to this problem will surely be found.

Erics

I sure love my million gigapixel texture pack

Lexxy

Langly wrote:

I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

Yes, me too.

introp

Does anyone else think that Bethesda should've put a bard in some out-of-the-way shithole town bar and paid Tom Waits to voice him?

jwalk

they should've had Tom Waits voice every character really.

#pipe

Some people sure seem to hate the arrow in the knee meme

seems pretty benign to me

Croc_Clock

i'm waiting for that mod where stuff stops being stupidly easy

i'm not like a hardcore minmaxer or anything, but the shit just made sense. if I wanna craft some cool stuff, i should probably make a set of enchanted gear that boosts crafting! ooh, before I do that, might as well gluglug this potion i bought in the store. that's all i did; none of that looping nonsense.

but now everything just dies in one shot on any difficulty, and everyone i talk to acts like i somehow deserve to no longer have fun, like "oh hey theres that dude who thought before he made his sword, what a nerd!"

i tried making a new game and not doing that stuff, but that felt so awkward. oh hey, a daedra heart. i should probably... eat this instead of saving it for crafting. time to enchant some gear, hm, let's go with fortify butterflies. excellent choice. am i roleplaying a mentally disabled individual now? i dont like it

Dichotomy

I am sorry that you equate not using every possible advantage in a video game with mental disability

Kwoaru

that sure is an opinion

also: I need to play my sneak thief more but I'm stuck in other video games

Duke 2.0

Dear Skyrim ladies with low-cut shirts: Stop standing behind me with high heels on. Whenever I turn around my computer momentarily freezes up to render the gorgeously modeled and textured bosoms, and the crevasse so deep between them I suspect falmer live in it. I don't know where the 'use super high res cleavage' option box is, but my computer should probably turn it off.

marty_0001

Sorry but it's Arkham City for Best Rendered Boobies 2011

Khavall

Duke 2.0 wrote:

Dear Skyrim ladies with low-cut shirts: Stop standing behind me with high heels on. Whenever I turn around my computer momentarily freezes up to render the gorgeously modeled and textured bosoms, and the crevasse so deep between them I suspect falmer live in it. I don't know where the 'use super high res cleavage' option box is, but my computer should probably turn it off.

The super high res clevage option should never, ever be turned off.

mully

im at 150 hours
my quest list is running short
i am trying to do EVERYTHING

Caulk Bite 6

Khavall wrote:

Bahahaha.... gave Lydia some staffs to mule for me, unexpected consequence:

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630736391218163568/FB554A1B717DD418FDA361998EDD26E74C131349/


Dual-......staffs?

she has a staff infection.

Moriveth

Skull Man wrote:

just in case you were wondering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RFTih-RfY&feature=related

For some reason this creeps me out more than nude mods.

Centipede Damascus

Caulk Bite 6 wrote:

Khavall wrote:

Bahahaha.... gave Lydia some staffs to mule for me, unexpected consequence:

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630736391218163568/FB554A1B717DD418FDA361998EDD26E74C131349/

Dual-......staffs?

she has a staff infection.

:^::^:

Unlucky

Skull Man wrote:

just in case you were wondering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RFTih-RfY&feature=related

Good to see I'm not alo-

I mean, ah,

Yeahrp. Attraction to videogame women sure is weird,

Right guys?!

RIGHT!?

Caulk Bite 6

honestly, I thought the tavern serving girl in windheim who got murdered was hotter. at least, you know, before she was murdered.

Skull Man

Moriveth wrote:

Skull Man wrote:

just in case you were wondering

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RFTih-RfY&feature=related

For some reason this creeps me out more than nude mods.

it's because a nude mod is like, hey, naked people

it's easy to download (presumably, I have 360) and bam there's naked people

this guy has an unhealthy fixation with a particular video game character and has uploaded a video of himself following her around in a manner extremely reminiscent of a stalker

so that's what all THAT'S about

Calamity Jane

is there a mod where someone pisses on your face

a friend wanted to know

#pipe

I like Muiri

for some reason

Gonna marry Muiri with my ork.

Seriously

I haven't put much thought to the marriage question yet

but if I want to stay in species the prospects are...poor