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The Skyrim thread for adventurers who don't think jokes get funnier the more you tell them

jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
edited February 2012 in Social Entropy++
Here we talk about our adventures in the land of Skyrim picking flowers and eating butterfly wings.

In case you don't know what Skyrim is, it's a physics simulator with a simple RPG attached.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3dkdwvuJw

And yes, we've seen the Macho-Man dragon video. Thanks....

Also.. um this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEMD28MMtNg

reserving some space for links to mods here:

1. nude patch
2. kill kids patch
3. 4 billion Gigapixel texture patch.
4. stuff... whatever.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i hear in this game you can play as an old man shouting at the dragons.

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    ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
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    Pretend they're cabbages.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    This has been sitting on my desk unopened for almost two months now.

    Darn it other adult commitments I want to freaking playyyaslkdjlasjflsjgdhds

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    But

    I've never made a Skyrim thread?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

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    Rogue LemonRogue Lemon AVATAR BOX TOO TIGHT, 50 YEARS DUNGEON!Registered User regular
    Today I found Blackreach.

    Wow.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    you can also play as a cat

    ... who shouts at dragons.

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    So I finished Blood on the Ice, catching the serial killer. Which is hilarious given that I'm pretty much a serial killer in-game. I mean literally, whenever I practice sneaking in a town, somebody is getting arrowed. Pretty much picked my next target as well. That clothes person that keep insulting my wardrobe in Solitude.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    This is the best

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    jwalk wrote:
    Best mod: laugh track

    :^:

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I've had dreams like that cabbage video

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    that would be a lot better if he had autotuned the default bear sounds

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    oh I was

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Sorry, but I am the prettiest lady in all of Skyrim.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    actually I am more partial to Olfina Greymane

    and Idgrod the Younger mee-ow


    I hear she has some of her mother's talent

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    oh shit Skyrim has stopped working.

    luckily my pc has deftly alerted Microsoft and a solution to this problem will surely be found.

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    EricsErics Charming to the last Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    I sure love my million gigapixel texture pack

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    LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

    Yes, me too.

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    intropintrop Registered User regular
    Does anyone else think that Bethesda should've put a bard in some out-of-the-way shithole town bar and paid Tom Waits to voice him?

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    they should've had Tom Waits voice every character really.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Some people sure seem to hate the arrow in the knee meme

    seems pretty benign to me

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    Croc_ClockCroc_Clock Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    i'm waiting for that mod where stuff stops being stupidly easy :(

    i'm not like a hardcore minmaxer or anything, but the shit just made sense. if I wanna craft some cool stuff, i should probably make a set of enchanted gear that boosts crafting! ooh, before I do that, might as well gluglug this potion i bought in the store. that's all i did; none of that looping nonsense.

    but now everything just dies in one shot on any difficulty, and everyone i talk to acts like i somehow deserve to no longer have fun, like "oh hey theres that dude who thought before he made his sword, what a nerd!"

    i tried making a new game and not doing that stuff, but that felt so awkward. oh hey, a daedra heart. i should probably... eat this instead of saving it for crafting. time to enchant some gear, hm, let's go with fortify butterflies. excellent choice. am i roleplaying a mentally disabled individual now? i dont like it

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I am sorry that you equate not using every possible advantage in a video game with mental disability

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    that sure is an opinion

    also: I need to play my sneak thief more but I'm stuck in other video games

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Dear Skyrim ladies with low-cut shirts: Stop standing behind me with high heels on. Whenever I turn around my computer momentarily freezes up to render the gorgeously modeled and textured bosoms, and the crevasse so deep between them I suspect falmer live in it. I don't know where the 'use super high res cleavage' option box is, but my computer should probably turn it off.

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    Sorry but it's Arkham City for Best Rendered Boobies 2011

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote:
    Dear Skyrim ladies with low-cut shirts: Stop standing behind me with high heels on. Whenever I turn around my computer momentarily freezes up to render the gorgeously modeled and textured bosoms, and the crevasse so deep between them I suspect falmer live in it. I don't know where the 'use super high res cleavage' option box is, but my computer should probably turn it off.

    The super high res clevage option should never, ever be turned off.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    im at 150 hours
    my quest list is running short
    i am trying to do EVERYTHING

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote:
    Bahahaha.... gave Lydia some staffs to mule for me, unexpected consequence:

    http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630736391218163568/FB554A1B717DD418FDA361998EDD26E74C131349/


    Dual-......staffs?

    she has a staff infection.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:

    For some reason this creeps me out more than nude mods.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote:
    Bahahaha.... gave Lydia some staffs to mule for me, unexpected consequence:

    http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/630736391218163568/FB554A1B717DD418FDA361998EDD26E74C131349/

    Dual-......staffs?

    she has a staff infection.

    :^::^:

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    UnluckyUnlucky That's not meant to happen Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    Good to see I'm not alo-

    I mean, ah,

    Yeahrp. Attraction to videogame women sure is weird,

    Right guys?!

    RIGHT!?

    Fantastic
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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    honestly, I thought the tavern serving girl in windheim who got murdered was hotter. at least, you know, before she was murdered.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Skull Man wrote:

    For some reason this creeps me out more than nude mods.

    it's because a nude mod is like, hey, naked people

    it's easy to download (presumably, I have 360) and bam there's naked people

    this guy has an unhealthy fixation with a particular video game character and has uploaded a video of himself following her around in a manner extremely reminiscent of a stalker

    so that's what all THAT'S about

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    is there a mod where someone pisses on your face

    a friend wanted to know

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I like Muiri

    for some reason

    Gonna marry Muiri with my ork.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I haven't put much thought to the marriage question yet

    but if I want to stay in species the prospects are...poor

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