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Mass Effect: Have You Hugged Your Toaster Today?

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    tayvaantayvaan I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sinkRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    honestly there is one cool alien species in TOR, and that's the Talz

    Ithonians are awesome, though I've only seen one so far

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Do I need to post my hells of informative song again

    Yes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt8rKY22EsY

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

    both are technically Terminus but Noveria respects the council a little more since they recognize your spectre rights

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Ithorians are cool, yes

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I think the Chevin are cool.

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Shorty wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Anyways, yeah, asari are the worst, given that one of their colonies has a thriving indentured servitude industry

    Voluntary indentured servitude with a lot of restrictions that keep "owners" from abusing their indentured servants, plus owners are responsible for medical care and food and housing. Really it's more like long-term contract work with pretty ironclad contracts. It's slavery, but it's not completely inhumane.

    I just knew

    of all people

    that you would be the strawman here

    that's not what a strawman is
    i

    don't

    know things

    god

    and yet

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

    both are technically Terminus but Noveria respects the council a little more since they recognize your spectre rights

    And Parasini is evidence that there is some effort to try to eliminate abuse of power.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Shorty wrote:
    and yet

    Didn't realize I was not allowed to make mistakes

    S O R R Y

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

    both are technically Terminus but Noveria respects the council a little more since they recognize your spectre rights

    And Parasini is evidence that there is some effort to try to eliminate abuse of power.

    she also appeared on Illium

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    -Tal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

    both are technically Terminus but Noveria respects the council a little more since they recognize your spectre rights

    And Parasini is evidence that there is some effort to try to eliminate abuse of power.

    she also appeared on Illium

    As part of a Noveria operation. There's no evidence of any Illium authorities to step in and do what she did.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    actually I just remembered that Illium recognized Tela Vasir's spectre rights

    so I guess they're more or less equal?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Huh

    I did not remember that

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Jordyn that is fantastic

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Thank you!

    I'm going to Kentucky when ME3 comes out to write music and do creative type things with the girl that wrote this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9QuR3cQEI

    (and thank you to Taky for introducing us even though we only talk to each other and never to him now :P )

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    -Tal wrote:
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    illum is noveria with even less control over business practices

    You mean Illium is Noveria with a lot more control over business practices. Illium is a prominent world in galactic society and under much closer scrutiny than Noveria.

    Illium is shitty in much the same way that reality's current economic bullshit is shitty, whereas Noveria is a full-on Ayn Rand wet dream. Neither are perfect, but only one is a neverending nightmare.

    both are technically Terminus but Noveria respects the council a little more since they recognize your spectre rights

    And Parasini is evidence that there is some effort to try to eliminate abuse of power.

    No, Parasini's job is to deal with fraud. Abuse of power is fine, so long as you don't steal from Noveria's owners.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Fraud isn't a type of power abuse?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Like I know I have been firing off half-formed arguments, but I think her job at least indirectly deals with abuse of power. So, like I said, some effort.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Parasini admits that Anoleis is only being investigated because he's stealing from the wrong people, not just that he's stealing

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I know, but as far as I can tell it's better than illium

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    Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    takyris wrote:
    Ok, so how about when BioWare (or any other developer, really) invite the press in to see a game early? I mean, who knows what's being slipped into the complimentary soda?

    Ironically, it's Tali's sweat. Turns out it's a powerful mood-enhancer.
    Kotaku'd.
    This is going back a few hours, but someone asked me about it privately and I want to be clear: I was being completely facetious here.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hullis wrote:
    I know, but as far as I can tell it's better than illium

    As far as you can tell based on things you don't remember properly or have outright fabricated.

    They're two completely different worlds, anyway. Illium is a metropolis. It's high-profile and lots of people live there. It's not the best place, but not even corporations can do anything they want because society would break down and that would be bad for business. Illium has way more oversight and rules than Noveria.

    Noveria exists solely so that corporations can do whatever the fuck they want without having to worry about the council interfering. You can do anything you want to anyone you want so long as you have enough money and don't fuck with anyone else's money.

    If you honestly think Noveria is better than Illium there is something seriously fucking wrong with your priorities.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    OK so about the voice acting trailer:
    Who the heck is this Diana Allers lady
    Why is she running around in a low-cut t-shirt?
    Apparently official Cerberus brand low-cut t-shirt at that.

    Uh also is that... Conrad Verner at 2:38?
    I'm seeing things...right?

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    noveria isn't filled with gross asari

    BAM

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    asari arent as gross as you

    you big stupid jellyfish

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    OK so about the voice acting trailer:
    Who the heck is this Diana Allers lady
    Why is she running around in a low-cut t-shirt?
    Apparently official Cerberus brand low-cut t-shirt at that.

    Uh also is that... Conrad Verner at 2:38?
    I'm seeing things...right?
    Diana Allers is a reporter, her shirt has the Alliance logo so I guess she works for them? she wears that shirt cause boobs help ratings

    looked more like Bailey to me, he didn't have the goatee. it could easily just be some injured guy though.

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    noveria isn't filled with gross asari

    BAM

    No, it's filled with insane rachni and psychopaths and Space Mengeles.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Okay, no bad opinions next thread

    I'll just talk about how Jacob is unequivocally the best character in the series

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    noveria isn't filled with gross asari

    BAM

    No, it's filled with insane rachni and psychopaths and Space Mengeles.

    so it's better than illium, we're on the same page here

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Okay, no bad opinions next thread

    I'll just talk about how Jacob is unequivocally the best character in the series

    UGH

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Jacob is a bro

    everyone else is like IT IS AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU SHEPARD or DON'T FUCK THIS UP, SHEPARD when you finish their dialogue trees

    but Jacob is like "Nah, we're cool. If we survive lets go get wrecked and party."

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Kana wrote:
    OK so about the voice acting trailer:
    Who the heck is this Diana Allers lady
    Why is she running around in a low-cut t-shirt?
    Apparently official Cerberus brand low-cut t-shirt at that.

    Uh also is that... Conrad Verner at 2:38?
    I'm seeing things...right?
    Diana Allers is a reporter, her shirt has the Alliance logo so I guess she works for them? she wears that shirt cause boobs help ratings

    looked more like Bailey to me, he didn't have the goatee. it could easily just be some injured guy though.
    if she's a reporter, my guess has her at being an embedded war correspondent.

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Kana wrote:
    OK so about the voice acting trailer:
    Who the heck is this Diana Allers lady
    Why is she running around in a low-cut t-shirt?
    Apparently official Cerberus brand low-cut t-shirt at that.

    Uh also is that... Conrad Verner at 2:38?
    I'm seeing things...right?
    Diana Allers is a reporter, her shirt has the Alliance logo so I guess she works for them? she wears that shirt cause boobs help ratings

    looked more like Bailey to me, he didn't have the goatee. it could easily just be some injured guy though.
    if she's a reporter, my guess has her at being an embedded war correspondent.
    If that's the case, her outfit is even more ridiculous

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bothans are cat people.

    More Bothans must die.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    with those tits she's probably a biotic

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    OK so about the voice acting trailer:
    Uh also is that... Conrad Verner at 2:38?
    I'm going to go ahead and say yes. it doesn't look like he's a combatant, though.

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    curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    i don't really want to say her presence is immersion-breaking

    but it's very ODD

    because she's playing basically the same role that she does in the real world

    it's like if miranda wasn't miranda in ME3, but instead was famous blonde actress ____ from Eden Prime or something

    hopefully she doesn't pop up a lot

    one punch should be enough to keep her away

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    ace video game reporter Jennifer Choban

    interviewing Commander Shepard on her unauthorized role in Grand Theft Dreadnought V: Khar'shan Edition

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Jacob is a bro

    everyone else is like IT IS AN HONOR SERVING WITH YOU SHEPARD or DON'T FUCK THIS UP, SHEPARD when you finish their dialogue trees

    but Jacob is like "Nah, we're cool. If we survive lets go get wrecked and party."

    He treats you like another soldier, not Superman

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