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Mass Effect: Have You Hugged Your Toaster Today?

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Seriously, reversing the genophage does not have to be a pure Renegade or pure Paragon decision.

    You can do it because you want the krogan to recover, or because you want a krogan army.

    Alternatively, you can do it because the krogan are too dangerous, or because fuck them, humans first.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I've heard a number of people say "I took it so I can make the decision later." Which, in gameplay terms, means "I chose to experience more story."

    That's not what I'm arguing, though.

    If those people want to cop-out like that, go ahead.

    Besides, we don't know that destroying the genophage research will be completely irrelevant in ME3.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You read as well as you eat chicken.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    That's already the Paragon option, Christ.

    EDIT: This post appears to be out of order!

    Honestly, I don't even understand what you're arguing at this point.

    I'm arguing from the logical/moral standpoint, you're arguing from a gameplay standpoint.

    Or maybe I just can't read.

    What the shit is going on?

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    My Shepard backs the Krogan on the sheer basis that they're fun to hang around

    seriously, the Krogan homeworld was like vacation for her

    My Shepard agrees on the whole "Best vacation ever" thing. She's generally good at Krogan culture, likes hitting things until they stop moving.

    Which is part of why there's no way in hell she's letting them loose on the galaxy. Most of us have at least one friend who's great to hang out with, but should never be given any responsibility.

    Krogans fit the bill nicely.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    You read as well as you eat chicken.

    Ouch.

    EDIT: Fuck off, Vanilla, can your shitty fucking scripting work properly for once?

    This argument's difficult enough to discern without having to wait for you to figure out how a clock works.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I honestly saw the genophage as justified. It's awful that it ended up coming down to that solution, but I think Mordin's logic was sound.

    Krogans breed like rabbits because they evolved in an environment that was hostile as shit where everything was trying to eat them.

    Then they proceeded to nuke the shit out of their environment, leaving very little left to directly threaten them, thus their numbers exploded.

    And then the council stepped in and said "Hey, we kind of need ridiculous numbers of soldiers to deal with this super bad bug problem, why don't you just start colonizing these places and start sending us dudes?"

    We all know what happened from there. And if the genophage was cured, I don't see why the resulting krogan explosion wouldn't create the exact problems that necessitated the genophage in the first place.

    It's truly horrid beyond description that so many births must fail, it seriously is. I can't even imagine how awful it has to be to have so many stillborns and aborted children year after year. But at least they're still alive as a species and can thrive and grow at a pace that isn't uncontrollable.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote:
    I honestly saw the genophage as justified. It's awful that it ended up coming down to that solution, but I think Mordin's logic was sound.

    Krogans breed like rabbits because they evolved in an environment that was hostile as shit where everything was trying to eat them.

    Then they proceeded to nuke the shit out of their environment, leaving very little left to directly threaten them, thus their numbers exploded.

    And then the council stepped in and said "Hey, we kind of need ridiculous numbers of soldiers to deal with this super bad bug problem, why don't you just start colonizing these places and start sending us dudes?"

    We all know what happened from there. And if the genophage was cured, I don't see why the resulting krogan explosion wouldn't create the exact problems that necessitated the genophage in the first place.

    It's truly horrid beyond description that so many births must fail, it seriously is. I can't even imagine how awful it has to be to have so many stillborns and aborted children year after year. But at least they're still alive as a species and can thrive and grow at a pace that isn't uncontrollable.

    This.

    Well, and the cynical, practical, bastardy "this keeps the galaxy more unified when the Reapers come" thing. Because Renegade is, in theory, all about being Space Jack Bauer, doing nasty (often awesome) things for the greater good, then hating yourself for (some of) them after.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    What Goatmon said.

    The Salarians "lifted" the Krogan to fight their battles, before the society as a whole was ready; ending with the Krogan getting hit with the Genophage. Curing the Genophage, at this point, is basically doing the same thing. The resulting population explosion will put the Krogan right back as Enemy #1 because, as a culture, they're not ready for the cure. I have no idea when they'll be ready of course, but a good way to tell is when they figure out the cure for themselves, without any outside help.

    And really, it's only "bad" because Krogans reproduce like bunnies. All the Genophage did was return their birth rates to pre-industrial levels. It's just that there are so many Krogan at this point, that's a lot of dead bodies.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Keep is the Paragon option in 2.

    Renegade is Destroy.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So yes, you are still missing the point.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Okay, I think I've sorted out what Munkus and I were arguing about.

    Or rather what Munkus was arguing about, and what I wasn't arguing about because I'm apparently in-fucking-capable of remembering important details.
    I guess keeping the genophage data is the one true Renegade move I'm keeping through both games then.

    Assuming that destroying the data remains the Paragon option in 3.

    Did I get it right? Or am I still missing the point?

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Keep is the Paragon option in 2.

    Renegade is Destroy.

    Just shoot me.

    I'm starting to think you'd be doing me a favor.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Keep is the Paragon option in 2.

    Renegade is Destroy.

    Just shoot me.

    I'm starting to think you'd be doing me a favor.

    And we'd get renegade points, doing us a favor.

    Oh sweet intimidate options. How I love thee.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Ugh, this is going to bug me until I get it.

    So then the argument was that the Paragon option was a cop-out, because it's not immediately relevant, right?

    I'd say that's true, yeah.

    I mean, I made the decision because I thought it was the right thing to do, and I didn't know if it'd come up again.

    Though I can understand if people decided to wait and see how things played out.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    (Seriously, somebody shoot me and stop this ceaseless descent into madness.)

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    would that be paragon or renegade?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm starting to think Paragon.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    (Seriously, somebody shoot me and stop this ceaseless descent into madness.)
    We can talk this over. You're a valuable member of the community! (shoot him)
    /
    -Well, if you're sure(shoot him)
    \
    Asking makes this less fun(Shoot him in the dick)

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    If it makes a difference, I'm dangling an infant krogan over a boiling pot of broth.

    So, yeah, probably Paragon.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    (Seriously, somebody shoot me and stop this ceaseless descent into madness.)
    I won't enjoy this. (shoot him)
    /
    -Eh, whatever. (shoot him)
    \
    I am going to enjoy this immensely. (stab him in the dick with two forks)

    Fixed that for you.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Keep is the Paragon option in 2.

    Renegade is Destroy.

    Actually depending on your dialogue with Mordin in the mission, Keep can be Renegade and Destroy Paragon. (*)

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Keep is the Paragon option in 2.

    Renegade is Destroy.

    Actually depending on your dialogue with Mordin in the mission, Keep can be Renegade and Destroy Paragon. (*)

    I have never heard of this. I wish to know how

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I never hesitated in saving the genophage cure. I don't care what the numbers say- there's no justifying what the Salarians did.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote:
    I never hesitated in saving the genophage cure. I don't care what the numbers say- there's no justifying what the Salarians did.

    H5.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    chiasaur11 wrote:
    (Seriously, somebody shoot me and stop this ceaseless descent into madness.)
    I won't enjoy this. (shoot him)
    /
    -Eh, whatever. (shoot him)
    \
    I am going to enjoy this immensely. (stab him in the dick with two forks)

    Fixed that for you.

    At some point, I'm going to have to take away your fork joke privileges.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Keep is the Paragon option in 2.

    Renegade is Destroy.

    Actually depending on your dialogue with Mordin in the mission, Keep can be Renegade and Destroy Paragon. (*)

    I have never heard of this. I wish to know how

    Talk to Mordin in a different way than you usually do. If you agree with Mordin on the various topics he brings up, I think. Don't challenge him. I don't know if there's a specific formula to it. Been a while.

    I do know that if you avoid stopping and talking with Mordin at the various points all together, Keep the Cure will be Renegade and Destroy the Cure will be Paragon - you're making an uninformed decision, essentially, and the default opinion in the galaxy is that the genophage ain't nothin' they don't deserve.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Dubh wrote:
    My Shepard backs the Krogan on the sheer basis that they're fun to hang around

    seriously, the Krogan homeworld was like vacation for her

    Renegade Shep in Kroganstan is hilarious.

    Everywhere else he's a murderous lunatic with a chip on his shoulder.

    On Tuchanka he's a wise, moderate, respectable fellow, with some good lessons to impart to young Krogan on the importance of respect to your elders, hard work, and MURDER GLORIOUS MURDER.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    no matter how paragon my shepard is

    she always cuts loose on Tuchanka

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    guys I do not understand Udina

    it makes no sense that he is the Renegade option

    it makes no sense that he's an option at all

    I mean, being Renegade, it seems to me, is about accomplishing the objective in the most direct possible way

    but Udina accomplishes dick-all

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Udina is a renegade option to test whether the most extreme renegade players can actually keep that up.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I feel like he was just a really lazy character from a writing perspective

    "we need a stereotypical self-serving politician. he'll be the renegade option, which makes sense because he's a dick."
    "but he'll be kind of obstructionist, wouldn't he?"
    "eh."

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Enduring Udina is pretty much the equivalent of forcing a wookiee to tear his adopted little sister limb from limb.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait wait wait.

    If Shepard is the blatant Jesus analogue...

    ...who is Judas?!?!?!?!

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Udina is the Renegade option because it means you straight up do not give a fuck about how badly you mess up Citadel politics, so long as you get to shoot stuff in the face.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Wait wait wait.

    If Shepard is the blatant Jesus analogue...

    ...who is Judas?!?!?!?!

    Kelly.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    it's gonna be garrus

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Wait wait wait.

    If Shepard is the blatant Jesus analogue...

    ...who is Judas?!?!?!?!
    Either Samara/Morinth or Jacob, depending on how you compare The Last Supper painting to how everyone was standing around the big table before the Collector Base.

    Mordin would be Doubting Thomas.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Shepard not back.

    Medically impossible, grossly illogical.

    Believe it when probing distended facial wounds personally.

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