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cats are not naturally occurring

DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
edited January 2012 in Social Entropy++
so

I was in the bathroom
went to look out the window

there was a bizarre shadow cast on it by the lights outside.
there was a cat sitting on my windowsill.

so I went out and coaxed it off the fire escape
and now there is a cat in my apartment.
it has a collar but no tags, is disinterested in water, and it seems solely interested in going into my bathroom and hanging out on the inside part of the sill I found it on.


what things did you find today

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    pics or it isn't adorable

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    It's a witch

    You let a witch in

    Say bye to your junk

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    meow

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    seriously though, have sex with it, man. put your dick in the cat

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    so when you gon' eat dat pussy?

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    seriously though, have sex with it, man. put your dick in the cat

    i'm gonna go ahead and disagree with...

    nope, can't disagree with someone with JGL's face

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    so

    I was in the bathroom
    went to look out the window

    there was a bizarre shadow cast on it by the lights outside.
    there was a cat sitting on my windowsill.

    so I went out and coaxed it off the fire escape
    and now there is a cat in my apartment.
    it has a collar but no tags, is disinterested in water, and it seems solely interested in going into my bathroom and hanging out on the inside part of the sill I found it on.


    what things did you find today

    you should probably put it back outside so it can go home to wherever its owner lives

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    seriously though, have sex with it, man. put your dick in the cat

    i'm gonna go ahead and disagree with...

    nope, can't disagree with someone with JGL's face

    i can

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I'm not a big fan of cats.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    so when you gon' eat dat pussy?

    Free food. Cook and eat that cat.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    eat that cat, dich

    if housewives from the 50's as portrayed in tv and movies have taught me anything, it is that if it is found on a windowsill, it is cooling off before being eaten

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote:
    It's a witch

    You let a witch in

    Say bye to your junk

    only thing to do with a witch-cat is to drown it

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    you should probably put it back outside so it can go home to wherever its owner lives

    yeah but it's pretty cold + snowy outside so

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Long as you let it go once the weather seems reasonable, I don't see anything wrong with that.

    Should probably leave it some water, maybe some dog/cat food if you have any.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Fuck that keep that cat

    Name it Rodrigo Lopez

    And teach it to kill

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    foundcat.png

    pictured: the transient

    I keep asking this cat what its deal is but it isn't answering

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  • Croc_ClockCroc_Clock Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    i hear new versions of cats come with fur

    you should put that photo up in the neighborhood so someone sees it and gets their cat back

    or just sees you and thinks youre gonna rape the cat and claims its there cat to save it

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    KalTorak wrote:
    seriously though, have sex with it, man. put your dick in the cat

    i'm gonna go ahead and disagree with...

    nope, can't disagree with someone with JGL's face

    i can

    8->

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    cook that cat

    mix it up with some pretzels and raisins and nuts and dried fruit

    BAM

    Meow Mix

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    foundcat.png

    pictured: the transient

    I keep asking this cat what its deal is but it isn't answering

    awfully friendly to let itself be picked up by a stranger

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Also pictured: Unicron

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    OMG LOOK AT THAT CAT

    ITS EYES ARE HUGE

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    cook that cat

    mix it up with some pretzels and raisins and nuts and dried fruit

    BAM

    Meow Mix

    tlb this post is pretty incredible

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    cook that cat

    mix it up with some pretzels and raisins and nuts and dried fruit

    BAM

    Meow Mix

    ahahahahahaha

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    D'awwwww

    that is the most adorable cat I've seen in a while.

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  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    foundcat.png

    pictured: the transient

    I keep asking this cat what its deal is but it isn't answering

    ooooommmmmggggggggg

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    that is an adorable cat

    you did a good thing, dich!

  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    that's a cute cat!

  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    foundcat.png

    pictured: the transient

    I keep asking this cat what its deal is but it isn't answering

    awfully friendly to let itself be picked up by a stranger

    Probably extra friendly since he sheltered it from the cold.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Yeah, you did a good thing there dich. Carry on!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    dich you did a good thing

    another pussy kept dry by your doing

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    dich you did a good thing

    another pussy kept dry by your doing
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    fuckin'

    TLB on fire tonight

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck tlb

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    now it keeps hanging out on the kitchen windowsill, making bizarre noises

    I know there are outdoor cats and indoor cats but are windowsill cats a thing

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    dich you did a good thing

    another pussy kept dry by your doing

    Better call 911

    Got a burn victim here

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I gotta get out of this thread or else my allergies are going to start acting up

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