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Expensive purses, etc.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought you guys were talking about real cars and I got all excited. Then I saw it was about NFSwhatever.

    And I was no longer excited.


    t tfs: Hey, I tried. I didn't have too, but I did.

    Also, I found this;

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    Which may be my new av. So win/win/win.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    my current purse that I rarely use cost me seven dollars.

    Is it a batman purse?

    No, it's green.

    Is it shaped like a lantern?

    No, it's shaped like a purse.

    jordyn and i have similar shaped/coloured bags
    we are sort of like bag twins

    i think that just sounds sexier than it is
    i should stop tryin

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No, I don't think that sounds sexy at all.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Actually I was kind of thinking about this today as I was doing laundry.

    I spend maybe an hour a day doing the family laundry, although this isn't every day, which ends up being ~5 hours a week to do laundry for three people, and this is with the aid of a washing machine.

    Back before there were laundry machines and we did this shit by hand, people apparently spent ~5 hours a week doing laundry. It took more time per shirt, but there were far less shirts to wash.

    The first thing we did when we got time-saving devices like the washer/dryer was buy more crap to fill up that time.

    Which makes me wonder why I really need to have more than four or five shirts total in the first place. It's enough that they'd each be clean every time I wore them, and with today's improvements in manufacturing I'm pretty sure I could find clothing that would be durable enough to last me for years.

    What? How does buying more shirts mean more laundry? I assmue that you only wash dirty shirts; thus, your greater burden stems not from owning so many shirts, but from changing shirts, apparently, about ten times more often than was done back in the days without washing machines. This tends to lead to the conclusion that you are mildly obsessive-compulsive and, apparently, like to blame societal consumption for your problem.

    On a related note, what do you call bread made by bison?
    a buffaloaf


    I'm pretty sure having more clothes to pick from leads to people wearing more clothes, and changing clothes more often, regardless if they're actually dirty or not.

    The fact that I really only need 5 shirts to keep myself in clean clothes all the time, yet I own some thirty or forty shirts in my closet does indeed speak of waste and societal consumption. Owning only five shirts, despite them being clean whenever worn, is something that most of western society would say is undesireable because of how unstylish it would be.

    Those are two separate issues there, and I'm not particularly happy with either of them.

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i blew $9000 on purses

    apparently they don't buy you your social status

    who would have thunk it

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    1) peach guy made be drop my popcorn.
    2) I drink my water form a nalgene bottle.
    3) my wallet says bad mother fucker on it.

    Oh yea...
    4) my roommate makes purses out of carpet remnants and sells them.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    my current purse that I rarely use cost me seven dollars.

    Is it a batman purse?

    No, it's green.

    Is it shaped like a lantern?

    No, it's shaped like a purse.

    jordyn and i have similar shaped/coloured bags
    we are sort of like bag twins

    i think that just sounds sexier than it is
    i should stop tryin


    "bag twins" sounds kind of horrible, actually.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Are they justifiably expensive or are they just a scam? My cousin is going to buy a $1000 purse that his girlfriend wants, you see. This is what has led me to these thoughts.

    Your cousin is a fucking retard.

    Sorry.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My cousin spent $3000 dollars on a wedding dress and now she's not getting married because she refuses to move anywhere that isn't Mitchell and her fiance was like "fuck that" and now she lives with her mom again and she's a waitress and she's fat and also really really stupid.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    And that girl is, more than likely, a bitch.

    I have a spidey-sense about these things.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    My cousin spent $3000 dollars on a wedding dress and now she's not getting married because she refuses to move anywhere that isn't Mitchell and her fiance was like "fuck that" and now she lives with her mom again and she's a waitress and she's fat and also really really stupid.

    Wow.

    Just.

    Jesus.

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I bought my wallet for $20 at a bong shop. It's a poorly made piece of crap, but it has Bruce Lee looking boss on the front and dragons etc on other places. And it hasn't fallen apart after 3 or 4 years which is more than could be said for some wallets.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    next time you see him with his girlfriend be mean about how overpriced it is

    like the usual 'why the fuck would you spend that much on a purse'
    maybe throw in a 'i thought you were trying to save up for a (car)' to get her feeling a bit guilty
    then go on about how the purse looks like crap anyway and they shouldve got a fake one or something
    then get look real close at the stitching and other details of it and tell them that it is fake

    Air on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, she is so retarded. Her fiance was a really cool guy and I actually liked him. I wish we could kick her out of the family and keep him instead.

    He finished college and started looking for jobs out of state and she refused to move out of state, so he was like "ok, how 'bout Sioux Falls, it's only an hour away" and she still said no, and he was like "I can't get a job in this shit town, so fuck you."

    At one point, she was threatening to get pregnant on purpose because it would lower her rent.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The only thing I'm willing to plunk down a bunch of money on right now is a video camera, which I think is a rather good investment.

    Oh, and loafers made from the flesh of baby allagators.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    my last wallet cost $15 and was something like this design
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    then that fell apart and i went and got a $40 slim leather wallet
    and its been holding up well for a few years now
    its cool cos its really thin, like i can fill it up with stuff and it will be as thick as some other wallets are when they are completely empty
    except it doesnt have anywhere for change, so i gotta use the coin pocket on jeans
    and its almost exactly the right height for australian notes, which are apparently shorter than in other countries because ill go overseas and have money sticking out a few cm from the wallet

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The only thing I'm willing to plunk down a bunch of money on right now is a video camera, which I think is a rather good investment.

    Oh, and loafers made from the flesh of baby allagators.

    You know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. Do you know how frivolous I am? I drive a hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail and that's all I use it for. I got six stock brokers, fourteen doctors, two lawyers, seventeen accountants and eight other lawyers just to watch the first two lawyers. And I got custom made condoms made out of other people's dicks. When I'm too tired to get my socks blown I hire someone else to fuck for me. You know how rich I am? You know how much credit I got? I threw away all my platinum cards and I got a uranium card. Bitch, I drive a Rolls-Royce pickup truck. I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other penthouse to make sure no one steals my helicopter. Donald Trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I don't even tip him.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I like you, Jordyn, but could you please exterminate most of your family? I trust your selection mechanisms, whatever they may be.

    Defender on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mothafucka i'm a criminal
    ain't nobody gunna give me no fuckin' job

    potatoe on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You know, I get that the purse is just not worth it in terms of functionality, but what you're paying for is status and/or style. You know those stupid homo 14-year-olds with neon lights and shit on their computers? Yeah, that doesn't make the GPU render any faster, but they still dandy it up. People decorate shit all the time with no functional justification for it. Women, in this case, decorate themselves with bazillions of pairs of funtionally-identical shoes and purses.

    Also, buying knockoffs is just a shitty thing to do. I think it's actually an illegal business because the design is copyrighted.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    You know, I get that the purse is just not worth it in terms of functionality, but what you're paying for is status and/or style. You know those stupid homo 14-year-olds with neon lights and shit on their computers? Yeah, that doesn't make the GPU render any faster, but they still dandy it up. People decorate shit all the time with no functional justification for it. Women, in this case, decorate themselves with bazillions of pairs of funtionally-identical shoes and purses.

    Also, buying knockoffs is just a shitty thing to do. I think it's actually an illegal business because the design is copyrighted.

    I can understand decorating your shit, that's great. But they're not paying for how nice it looks, because you could get a generic (or in the purse business - identical knockoff) for the exact same price. They're just spending as much as 1000% of the actual cost of construction or a substitue good to have a genuine version of an item that is for all intents indistinguishable from the substitute in actual use.

    Also, I could see the logo being copyrighted, but can you actually copyright a purse design? Aren't they kinda... generic?

    EDIT- somehow Opera hates my media keys, and submits when I hit "play". Oops.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    I like you, Jordyn, but could you please exterminate most of your family? I trust your selection mechanisms, whatever they may be.

    Oh I hate most of my cousins too.

    They're all stupid, and I doubt any of them will ever move further than an hour from home, and I don't think any of them will go to college.

    The only one who might still is Nikki, mainly because I think she'll want a better job than waitressing.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I bought my plain black wallet for 3 bucks, has lasted about 10 years

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm just glad Jordyn's family is safely tucked away in the inescapable Forbidden Zone, also known as the Midwest.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    Leli on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    y

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    Yes.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    i would say no. you compliment the attractiveness you have with other attractive things. basically, the more attractive you are, the more you are expected to keep up that appearance in the way you dress and accessorize.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    Does your $50 suit come in two separate pieces?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    or, you know, i'm crazy

    that works too

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potty are you fishing for asian breasts?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm just glad Jordyn's family is safely tucked away in the inescapable Forbidden Zone, also known as the Midwest.

    I want to draw up a family tree so I can explain exactly who is and isn't retarded.

    Like my mom? She's not dumb. My older brother? Book smart, but sometimes dumb. Little brother? Pretty smart but kinda dopey.

    Aunt? Totally ditzy, not book smart at all, dating her 3rd cousin.

    Uncle? Sold his farm, does not have a new job, has a gravel pit and 4 kids.

    All 4 of his kids are annoying and dumb.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    i would say no. you compliment the attractiveness you have with other attractive things. basically, the more attractive you are, the more you are expected to keep up that appearance in the way you dress and accessorize.

    It's all about the inside. It's what's inside that counts.










    and by inside I mean your penis.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    i would say no. you compliment the attractiveness you have with other attractive things. basically, the more attractive you are, the more you are expected to keep up that appearance in the way you dress and accessorize.

    Wow

    Uh, no?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    potty are you fishing for asian breasts?

    no, just making an observation

    wait...should i be?

    potatoe on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm glad I'm ugly enough to buy cheap shit.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    Does your $50 suit come in two separate pieces?

    When I said a piece, I mean $50 for the top and $50 for the bottom. It's usually more around $55 and $40, respectively.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    i would say no. you compliment the attractiveness you have with other attractive things. basically, the more attractive you are, the more you are expected to keep up that appearance in the way you dress and accessorize.

    Wow

    Uh, no?

    shh I think he's making a play to get into her pants

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I waste my money on expensive clothes and purses. I buy swimwear that costs $50 a piece, purses that cost $300, and jeans that cost $250. I am a terrible person?

    i would say no. you compliment the attractiveness you have with other attractive things. basically, the more attractive you are, the more you are expected to keep up that appearance in the way you dress and accessorize.

    Wow

    Uh, no?

    not my personal beliefs, but just what i've seen.

    potatoe on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    potty are you fishing for asian breasts?

    no, just making an observation

    wait...should i be?

    You can see my breasts.

    <3 on
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