do you ever want to eat just to eat

Projeck

like you're not hungry, or anything, you just wish you were

but god, i have left over vindaloo in the fridge, and peanut butter chocolate ice cream in the freezer

i really wish that i was hungry

is there a way i can make myself hungry, internet?

Projeck

can you hear me, internet?

George Fornby Grill

smoke a bowl

or vomit until there is nothing in your body

Garlic Bread

sometimes I'll sit down to watch TV or a movie just because I have doritos I want to eat but my fingers will get too dirty to use the computer

Projeck

oh man, doritos

i forgot about doritos

DJ Eebs

found strawberry cremesavers at the store yesterday

be jealous, america

Projeck

George Fornby Grill wrote:

smoke a bowl

or vomit until there is nothing in your body

i've done one of these things already and it didn't work :<

Garlic Bread

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote:

found strawberry cremesavers at the store yesterday

be jealous, america

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

George Fornby Grill

Projeck wrote:

George Fornby Grill wrote:

smoke a bowl

or vomit until there is nothing in your body

i've done one of these things already and it didn't work :<

I did one of them for 12 hours straight yesterday, I'm about to do the other for much less time and it will probably be a hell of a lot more enjoyable.

Ladai

I'm currently making the mistake of watching the Cooking Channel right after dinner.

It's a special on sandwiches and now it is all I want.

Projeck

Ladai wrote:

I'm currently making the mistake of watching the Cooking Channel right after dinner.

It's a special on sandwiches and now it is all I want.

dude i do this all of the time

i cook some food, sit down to watch the cooking channel, and just get disappointed in my meal for what it isn't

Clint Eastwood

sip some jack

Centipede Damascus

I try not to buy chips very often because I will eat them until the bag is gone without even thinking about it.

Knob

last night i made mozarella sticks wrapped in bacon deep fried in beer batter, white castle sliders wrapped in bacon and pepperjack deep fried in beer batter, deep fried pickles, bacon wrapped eggs with havarti, oreo cookies inside chocolate chip cookies, deep fried cinnamon apples, and some other crap too

it was a lot of food

Tef

If there is food within easy reach, I'm gonna eat it no matter how full I am

Garlic Bread

Centipede Damascus wrote:

I try not to buy chips very often because I will eat them until the bag is gone without even thinking about it.

yepppp

Especially Snyder's Honey Mustard & Onion pretzel bites

BugBoy

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote:

found strawberry cremesavers at the store yesterday

be jealous, america

oh my god

I am

I really really am

Garlic Bread

I can pretty much snack all day but I lose my appetite trying to eat meals

Druhim

The simple solution is to learn to cook good food. Then you won't be jealous of what they're showing on a cooking show because you're already eating something really good.

Projeck

god, knob

i'm both afraid and impressed

Centipede Damascus

Knob wrote:

last night i made mozarella sticks wrapped in bacon deep fried in beer batter

I feel like this is what you would eat if you're going to die soon so you don't care about calories anymore

DJ Eebs

I feel like I would never eat that because jesus

Ladai

It's like I'm watching this show on sandwiches, and all I want in this world right now is to make an awesome grilled cheese, but then my inner monologue is all "no, dude, you're out of bread and butter and plus you just spent $6 on dinner at the Indonesian place. It will be a waste of money if you just eat again so fast."

Projeck

Druhim wrote:

The simple solution is to learn to cook good food. Then you won't be jealous of what they're showing on a cooking show because you're already eating something really good.

yeah but i'm having one thing when i could be having this other thing that isn't my thing!

zucchini

Druhim wrote:

The simple solution is to learn to cook good food. Then you won't be jealous of what they're showing on a cooking show because you're already eating something really good.

No because they'll usually be making something else good and I'm hungry for that.

zucchini

gat dang forum double post

Fire Truck

Working out usually makes me pretty hungry

guar

That's kinda the point.

Knob

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote:

I feel like I would never eat that because jesus

IT

WAS

AMAZING

Tam

I hate Man vs. Food
I hate it so much

I am learning to cook and it is awesome
just my mom's recipes, but then that's what I like

Garlic Bread

do you ever want to slurp some spaghetti and discover that your partner is slurping the same spaghetti and you end up giving each other spaghetti kisses??

Garlic Bread

Do you ever want your partner in that situation to be @Centipede Damascus??

Quoth

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote:

I feel like I would never eat that because jesus

Yeah Jesus didn't eat pork

DJ Eebs

Knob wrote:

The Geebs That Is A Pony wrote:

I feel like I would never eat that because jesus

IT

WAS

AMAZING

knob think of the children

zucchini

why would you hate man vs food

KalTorak

Being bored is a pretty reliable substitute for being hungry.

JayKaos

Didn't food already win? Thought the main guy was making other people do all the eating at this point.

Projeck

KalTorak wrote:

Being bored is a pretty reliable substitute for being hungry.

yeah i gave in

this food owns

Garlic Bread

man vs ape

Centipede Damascus

Keith wrote:

Do you ever want your partner in that situation to be @Centipede Damascus??

keith I asked you to subtly find out which ladies on the forum have crushes on me!!

Garlic Bread

Centipede Damascus wrote:

Keith wrote:

Do you ever want your partner in that situation to be @Centipede Damascus??

keith I asked you to subtly find out which ladies on the forum have crushes on me!!

it's me