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HAPPY STRAYA DAY! [AusPAX 2013]

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    I have a story I want to tell.
    But I can't. Even drunk me knows this. This is unfortunate.

    You can't do this. You can't dangle something like this then hold out on us. In fact, if I ever become President of the World, it will be illegal to do this. Uttering the phrase "oh I have this thing I really wanna say, but now that I've mentioned it, I'm not gonna say it" will be a crime punishable by death.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    All that's under my sink are plastic bags!

    Also your avatar has a swirly hat.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ohhhhhhhhhhhh


    today it is me, I am the slow racer.
    ... i should really be doing work.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    hahaha oh man you guys okay so I wake up in the middle of

    hm actually no

    no this story is too awesome and amazing and life-changing

    sorry I can't

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Gonna fill in the blanks on your untold stories

    Mmm hmm, mmm hmm

    ...

    :whistle: God dang, Wimble

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    LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    Hey Tim, hey Tim.

    Tell me your story.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I super can't.
    I'm just gonna drink more and laugh to myself.
    Because it is so funny.

    stimtokolos on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Sandra you should hang out with us.

    We are pretty fly.

    For Caucasians.

    p.s buy me scotch

    This also, but it's more that I want the duty free allowance.

    This reminds me, I have a hundred dollar gift card for a bottle-o.

    I should buy stuff.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I declare this global hate stimtokolos day

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote:
    I declare this global hate stimtokolos day

    But it's nearly 10:30pm here

    There's so little time!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Do not hate players guys.

    Just gamers.

    I am sure that is the saying.

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    LaCabraLaCabra MelbourneRegistered User regular
    I rang Tim. I now know his terrible secret!

    I can't tell you guys though, it's too good.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Fuzzbutt... Well you don't have I watch it on tv, but you are down for backyard cricket, right?

    Nope sorry.

    It brings back too many terrible cricket memories.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    some people choose to instead hate lacabra on this day. We respect their beliefs and customs

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I didn't tell LaCabra, although he did call me and I teased him about it.

    THEN HE HAD TO POOP. EVERYONE SHOULD CALL HIM WHILE HE IS POOPING.

    stimtokolos on
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Fuzzbutt... Well you don't have I watch it on tv, but you are down for backyard cricket, right?

    Nope sorry.

    It brings back too many terrible cricket memories.

    You're killing me over here!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Tef wrote:
    Fuzzbutt... Well you don't have I watch it on tv, but you are down for backyard cricket, right?

    Nope sorry.

    It brings back too many terrible cricket memories.

    You're killing me over here!

    Basically playing any sort of cricket fills me with a horrible sort of anxious boredom.

    It is really quite unpleasant so I avoid it when I can.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I just need to know how much people are going to be willing to listen to Eddie Money's 'Take Me Home Tonight'

    That will be my deciding factor

    (I really want to so hopefully it'll work out)

    A thousand time yes! Nothing but 1980s rock, blasting from the boombox

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I am dead and fuzzbutt has killed me

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Wimble that horse photo was glorious

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Totally me

    I am responsible for that photo

    Sort of

    Not really

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    I'll share a good cricket memory.

    I am fucking bad at cricket by the way, I'm better than all the people who don't play cricket. But I'm bad.
    I used to play on this team from age 9 or something. Elwood Cricket Club.
    Although I was terrible they put me in every game, because we only had 11 players.
    Sometimes we had absent players, a notable game was when we had 7 players. That is the minimum number they will let you play with before you automatically forfeit.
    A field of 7 is fucking shit, if you didn't know. But we got them all out, and our batting was fantastic. You generally play 50 overs, for two weekends in club cricket. You can still get a second innings though and win via it. We played and did fairly well, they batted twice and we did once I think. They were ahead by only 40 or something. It was fucking stupid anyway, we would've flogged them.

    Then we met them in the finals (one before grand final) when we had a full team. Except due to our previous loss, to progress past them, we had to win outright (which is fucking bullshit mind you).
    We fucking slaughtered them, we got them all out, batted once, were hundreds ahead of them and at the end of the second week we were pushing towards getting them all out. They were about 100 runs behind us at the end of the second set of overs and we needed 1 more wicket to get them out a second time. They advanced to the grand final. Fuck them.

    I'm drunk and that wasn't really the story I wanted to tell, but that is okay.
    Really I wanted to talk about how since we were undermanned in so many games, me and this other guy who was also really shit would often make 10 runs or so which would push us over into a victory. It happened more than once in a season. Although we were shit, we made that team. Without us they wouldn't have won.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Okay so the story I had to tell I can tell in person now and is fucking hilarious to me.
    I'm saving it so I have something interesting to talk about when I meet people for a second time though now. So you'll all have to come to AUSPAX.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I am listening to white snake now because I am super excited for 80s rock. Salient it's you and me against these haters.

    I was a goddamn pariah at my own birthday for listening to Phil Collins

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    You want me to wait over a year to hear this story?!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Sandra doesn't like Bon jovi though Alex.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    It is about ice cream scoops.

    I think the only reason I was open to suggestion about this story is because I am drunk. But that is okay, it only makes it funnier to me.
    It probably won't be funny to people I relay it to. But that doesn't bother me at all.

    stimtokolos on
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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    one year later

    "there were two scoops and I thought they looked like boobies hahaha but don't tell anyone I told you because that is a lewd thing to think and I have a reputation to maintain"

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    That is fine because Bon Jovi is butts!

    Well, ok maybe not butts but certainly not great

    Good enough for me to listen to at the pub, not good enough to go on my personal music player

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Dead to me.

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote:
    one year later

    "there were two scoops and I thought they looked like boobies hahaha but don't tell anyone I told you because that is a lewd thing to think and I have a reputation to maintain"

    LIES AND SLANDER.

    I don't care about appearing lewd at all. Why just today I went for a walk in the heat and when I came home I took all my clothes off and found where the air conditioning was spraying and put my peener there to cool my balls off.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Dead to me.

    I knew you'd say that :(

    They're ok but just not my go to 80s rock band

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Next you'll say slash was a shit guitarist.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    That would just be objectively wrong though

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    blake did you get shot through the heart

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I used to like It's My Life a whole lot when I was younger

    then I grew up

    and still enjoy it because it is a good song

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    wimbllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Do you have DotA2? Or an American SC2 account?

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I have both of those

    but I enjoy playing neither of those games in their current state

    *fog horn*

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Wimble wrote:
    I used to like It's My Life a whole lot when I was younger

    then I grew up

    and still enjoy it because it is a good song

    I bet that you liked it because it played in the menu on counterstrike 1.5 (1.6 when it was still a mod and not stand alone?) you fucking NERD.

    E: :< I totally understand though, DotA2 is kind of shit without a full team and the community is basically a whole bunch of fucksticks.

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