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Sex with a feast. Bring your penis mightier.

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA mod
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Tell me, SE++, what is the best article of nutrition into which you suggest spreading manly crotch goo?

Would you start invading dinner rolls
Or humping Duck l'Orange?
Would you fuck a dozen bowls of soup?
Jerk off with metal tongs?

Would you free your willy into wine
To mix the red and white?
Would you violate the lobster bisque?
It won't put up a fight.

Gyrate in the muffins?
Impregnate all the beef?
Add some filling to the pies
To get some sweet relief?

Would you make the biscuits soggy
Or squick a bagel's hole?
Would you tame a fresh smoked salmon
With your six-inch fishing pole?

Blow a load into a stew?
Knock up jumbo shrimp?
Ponder invasive surgery
On the turkey with your prick?

Glue the peas together
Or mantasticize the corn?
Go for broke: spank out a web
To net a roasted boar?

Would you coat the mashed potatoes
With mancake batter mix?
Or sodomize the frogs' legs?
I swear this picks up chicks.

Would you like green eggs and ham?
Wait...
Shit.

Prostate glaze the donuts?
Spermify the greens?
Send your little soldiers forth
To battle the baked beans?

Would you drown the baby carrots
With a stream of pearly loot?
Would you lead a rodent platter
To its doom by meaty flute?

Would you bonk a noodle casserole?
Would you permeate fondue?
Would you activate death blossom
If you haven't got a clue?

Tell me, SE, what food you crave
To fill up with your stink.
If you draw a blank, sit down, relax,
And fuck the bitch that spilled your drink.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The hell are you talking about, Lawrence?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    cat

    (get it, pussy)

    donkey

    (get it, ass)

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    spicy hot tuna 4 u

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    The hell are you talking about, Lawrence?

    You know.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did you write this yourself, LarLar?

    It's not bad.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The hell are you talking about, Lawrence?

    You know.

    Nuh-uh.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    someone on this forum once pmed me instructions on how to sex a melon

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    warm bagel with some butter

    I already told you, dammit

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i am kind of ashamed of my last post in here

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    something low fat because i ain't no chubby chaser

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    The hell are you talking about, Lawrence?

    You know.

    Nuh-uh.

    You know.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    something low fat because i ain't no chubby chaser

    You should try it sometime

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mayonnaise.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What the hell, Larlar? This is terrible. Larlars don't do that.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My recent grouphug illustration is surprisingly applicable here.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    What the hell, Larlar? This is terrible. Larlars don't do that.

    What do Larlars do then?

    Teach me.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What's up with the food/sex threads today?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sometimes they shoot 1000 needles at people. That's just one thing.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    put dem pop-rocks in yo mouf and proceed to falate.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Sometimes they shoot 1000 needles at people. That's just one thing.

    any less would be uncivilized

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    put dem pop-rocks in yo mouf and proceed to falate.

    actually, i wonder how this would feel

    anyone feel up for an experiment?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    put dem pop-rocks in yo mouf and proceed to falate.

    actually, i wonder how this would feel

    anyone feel up for an experiment?

    I shall PM you my address. You buy the pop-rocks.

    I think it would feel pretty awesome. Your willy would get a bit sticky though. D:

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    What the hell, Larlar? This is terrible. Larlars don't do that.

    Sometimes they do. Sometimes they need to let the terrible out all at once, like when a whale goes and eats seventeen dolphins for no reason.

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  • Oberon311Oberon311 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I could be in the same room as a Chipotle burrito without eating it first, I'd hit that shit six ways to Sunday.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    What was that they talked about in The 40-Year Old Virgin? Fucking a glove full of jelly?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't recall that scene.

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They talked about boobs that feel like sand..... no gloves involved.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    I don't recall that scene.

    It was a deleted scene, now that I think about it.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Boobs do feel like bags of sand.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Boobs do feel like bags of sand.

    The hell kind of boobs have you been feeling up?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    R...Real ones!

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Defender has never seen a woman naked* He works in the videogame industry.


    *in person

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    denihilist wrote: »
    Defender has never seen a woman naked* He works in the videogame industry.


    *in person

    YUH HUH YUH HUH YUH HUH I DID TOO

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man you cannot macro yourself :(

    Thats not me
    That was a guy I know from school - I posted the original picture for photoshoppery and laughs...this was the result.

    one of many.

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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey that`s not a Riotcow thread

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would spray my mojo all over,
    The sterling silver ware.
    Making sure to hit the salad forks,
    Those things get everywhere.

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