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Happy Birthday Old Man Moe Fwacky!!!

SmallLadySmallLady Registered User regular
edited January 2012 in PAX Archive
Our fearless leader Moe Fwacky, is turning the ripe old age of OLD today!

Help him celebrate by recounting facts about his old old old age.


Menolly07: Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old that you need a core sample and a ring count to know exact age. #HappyBirthdayFacts
SmallLady0: Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old, the Oregon Trail is actually based on his first CCST. Everyone died of dysentery. #HappyBirthdayFacts
CynderCyn: Old man @MoeFwacky is so old that he thought he was Moses when he got all of us to follow him across the country. #HappyBirthdayFacts



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    CreamsteakCreamsteak Thrall Registered User regular
    Hey Moe, you have my birthday. Give it back.

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    Menolly07Menolly07 Registered User regular
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old that he lit the fuse for The Big Bang. #HappyBirthdayFacts

    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old that he double dog dared God to make the platypus #HappyBirthdayFacts

    Still PAXing strong. [E] for lyfe. ELand forever.
    twitter.com/Menolly07
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    Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    Old Man @MoeFwacky has a mustache that would make Chuck Norris' beard look like pubes #HappyBirthdayFacts

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    peetsnackpeetsnack Team Green Poké Assist, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Head Girl House Hufflepuff The Cleave LandsRegistered User regular
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old he inherited his mod position from Cthulhu after the old god went to go take a nap. #HappyBirthdayFacts

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    chupamiubrechupamiubre Registered User regular
    Old man moe taking part in some performance art.

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    <ZeroHourHero> I have a tiny penis
    <Qs23> I just need to get my dicks in a row
    <prox> i work for dicks
    #paforums_pax, all about the dicks.
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    HandgimpHandgimp R+L=J Family PhotoRegistered User regular
    On the seventh day god rested, and that's when old man @MoeFwacky went to work...

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    MaetrixMaetrix Registered User regular

    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old, that vampires come to him for tips on how to maintain their looks over the years.

    Blog | Twitter | Raptr | BUTTONEER!
    PAX2011 STATUS:"WAS MONDO AWESOME!"
    PAX2012 STATUS:"Is it too soon yet?!"
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    ottoman673ottoman673 Registered User regular
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old, that he was there when this lady got her FIRST birthday cake.
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    PAX East 2012 Checklist: [x] 3 Day Pass [x] Time off Work [x] Flight [x] Hotel
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    SmallLadySmallLady Registered User regular
    Old man Moe was born on the same day as Edgar Allan Poe.

    Old Man Moe
    Edgar Allan Poe



    ARE THEY THE SAME MAN?

    "we're just doing what smalllady told us to do" - @Heels
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    burnttoast45burnttoast45 Registered User regular
    Even though you're bad, and I can always tell when you're snacking.. happy birthday.

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    Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Old man Moe is so old he predicted Nostradamus.
    Old man Moe is so old he invented the weather to have something to complain about. <3

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    DreamwishDreamwish Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old, Old Man Winter calls him "Uncle Moe".

    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old, he designed the first Buick.

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    Menolly07Menolly07 Registered User regular
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old that when Lando wanted to grow a soul patch Moe told him a 'stache was cooler. #HappyBirthdayFacts #NeverForget

    Still PAXing strong. [E] for lyfe. ELand forever.
    twitter.com/Menolly07
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    mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    He's the only man I know that has the patience to make a time lapse video of a cross country roadtrip.

    Happy birthday Moe!

    Penny Arcade TV makes my life complete!
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    FrugusFrugus Photographer MontrealRegistered User regular
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old that he complained that Ghost Busters did not measure up to the original

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    MaetrixMaetrix Registered User regular
    Old man @MoeFwacky is so old, when he first started playing chess, it was called Chaturanga on an 8x8 uncheckered board.

    Blog | Twitter | Raptr | BUTTONEER!
    PAX2011 STATUS:"WAS MONDO AWESOME!"
    PAX2012 STATUS:"Is it too soon yet?!"
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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Old Man @Moe Fwacky is so old, he had Cleveland built near Lake Erie just so he could complain about weather.

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    WingedillidanWingedillidan Registered User regular
    Old man @MoeFwacky is so old, his age matches his postcount.

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Old Man @Moe Fwacky is so old, he created Finland to have them invent IRC.

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    LexiconGrrlLexiconGrrl Registered User regular
    Old man @MoeFwacky is so old, his birth certificate says 'expired'.

    Happily on Sabbatical. Don't bug me.
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    DangeresquetooDangeresquetoo Registered User regular
    Posting a Happy Birthday to suck up and not get banned!

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    BigRedBigRed Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Frugus wrote:
    Old Man @MoeFwacky is so old that he complained that Ghost Busters did not measure up to the original

    I think you just called moe a hipster

    <MoeFwacky> besides, BigRed-Worky is right
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    Cynd3rCynCynd3rCyn Registered User regular
    To which I reply, old man Moe is so old he was around and did all things first and better

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    LokialeLokiale \o/ Registered User regular
    Happy birthday Moe! Thanks for making the forums neat and tidy. \o/

    East 2012 checklist: Hotel [X] Travel [X] Pass [X] Make All The Friends [ ]
    2009 Omeganaut
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    Qs23Qs23 Registered User regular
    Old Man Moe is so old... (How old was he?)

    He was there before Montana was a state... And was elected Mayor.

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    hml151hml151 Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday old man and thanks for all your awesome work!

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    Atlus ParkerAtlus Parker Registered User regular
    One time I took Moe to a bar in NYC. I was disappoint.

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    feitocomfrutafeitocomfruta Denver, Colorado, USARegistered User regular
    Old Man Moe is so old, he still has the punch card he used when he first banhammered a troll on the first network of computers.

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