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Tell your Wizard Stories Here, in The Wizard Thread

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    scarlet blvd. wrote:
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote:
    Who would win in a fight?

    Cheese wizard

    VS

    Puppy wizard

    cheese wizard turns the other wizard into cheese while the puppy wizard turns him into a puppy
    arguably the cheese wizard wins this fight, as he can then devour his enemy

    That's wonderful DMAC, but why would a cheese wizard be wearing shoes on his hands

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  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Death is Certain.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    oh my god ok I have a wizard story to tell

    in high school there was this like grotesquely fat neckbeard guy with a really soft voice

    and we had to write a poem

    and he wrote the story of TWO WIZARDS

    it was called TWO WIZARDS

    I can really only remember a few things about it because my mind has been annihilated by pure accidental comedy brilliance

    but basically there were these TWO WIZARDS--"brothers-born and battle-busted"

    and they like

    one was a WIZARD OF LIGHT

    and one a WIZARD OF DARKNESS

    and one day they met on the battlefield and had a WIZARD'S DUEL to the DEATH

    and both died "AND MAGIC WEPT"

    but the best part about it was that he'd be mumbling through the line and then get to the end of every line, which was "TWO WIZARDS TWO WIZARDS" and shout it out at the top of his lungs

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    NeoToma wrote:
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  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Death is actually a pretty nice lady.
    He always forgets what the little horse shaped piece does in chess, so don't play that with him if you meet up.
    It's at least as old as God, and likes Italian food.

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    http://imgur.com/a/Yt3dp#0

    nsfwizardology

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    that's hilarious, skull

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    it was breathtaking

    a friend of mine copied as much of it down as he could but won't share it

    he is the keeper of the TWO WIZARDS

    occasionally he will text me a line just to tantalize me

  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    I want to see that Woman in Black movie with Daniel Radcliffe because the entire time I'll just be screaming "GET OUT YOUR WAND"

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Wizards?

    Not on my spaceship.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
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  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Walt wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO7VP34n2Ps

    This is more more kind of wizard.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote:
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    @Orikaeshigitae

    Why has the beret taken his hat off before the fight it's against the rules

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Dammit, stuck in this Wizard Blizzard.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    The wizard boss at the end of Serious Sam: The Second Encounter was one of the best wizard moments of my life.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Matev wrote:
    Dammit, stuck in this Wizard Blizzard.

    that's what you get for meddling in the affairs of dairy queen

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    #pipe wrote:
    Seriously

    if someone can find the Wizard Book that Hussie doodled in and then posted here in a thread that got locked on the first page

    I don't know

    I'll buy you a cookie

    Someone probably already got it but

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/79135/redirect/p1

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    never trust a man in a funny hat

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Matev wrote:
    Dammit, stuck in this Wizard Blizzard.

    that's what you get for meddling in the affairs of dairy queen

    Truly, it's the most delicious and magical of punishments

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    I love this thread

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    gary, tell us of canada's wizards

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Well we've got mike Myers who is some kind of hit and miss comedy wizard

    And there's the wizard of Hudson's Bay, who will trade his magic furs for cash or credit

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2012
    fascinating

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    oh my god

    you dudes

    I'm a wizard




    Hey Satan!
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Oh and there's rolo, he's a wizard

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I'm a

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    I got a letter fromhogwarts when I was ten but then it turned out it was from a local museum that was having a kids night

    Those fucks
    Who * does* that

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    faq is deaf, dumb, and blind

    mainly dumb

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    I am trying to get my co workers to have a wizard party at work, but no one cares about wizards like I do.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    unintentional wrote:
    I got a letter fromhogwarts when I was ten but then it turned out it was from a local museum that was having a kids night

    Those fucks
    Who * does* that

    wizards are dicks gary

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    we'll see how dumb I am when I knock your fucking teeth out nerdgasmic!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    the irish are so prone to violence..

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Naphtali wrote:
    unintentional wrote:
    I got a letter fromhogwarts when I was ten but then it turned out it was from a local museum that was having a kids night

    Those fucks
    Who * does* that

    wizards are dicks gary

    Did you go?

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    vermiculture wrote:
    I am trying to get my co workers to have a wizard party at work, but no one cares about wizards like I do.

    The animals care!

  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    vermiculture wrote:
    I am trying to get my co workers to have a wizard party at work, but no one cares about wizards like I do.

    We should get you a hat that says "Okapi Wizard."

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