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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Batman doesn't respect your laws.

    He will beat your lawyers till they talk.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    bring in bat bolas in dkr

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    The entire sequence of Batman bringing Lau back to Gotham is my favorite in both Nolan Batman films. Just the pure audacity of it is amazing and it is probably the sequence that screams, "BATMAN!!!!" most to me.

    I can see basically the area it happened from my window right now.

    Racist

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    i want batgirl
    but they showed her as a baby in the last one so, i guess a toddler batgirl would be kickass

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I'm in Hong Kong right now!

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Your arguing that the RICO act was used inaccurately but you want a 12-year old to take on Gangsters?

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    yes i was being very serious nightmare!!!
    and 12 year old toddlers are cool

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    You may have overestimated my serious level.

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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
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    concentrated badass there

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    Bedigunz on
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    Coran Attack!
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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
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    Nobody messes with the muscly armed Batman

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Time to kill myself!

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Does Batman have super powers in that image?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    What the hell is that from

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Batman: The Dark Knight

    the worst Bat-Book on sale

    Batman is pumped up on Titan or Venom or whatever I think

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    And Supes still wins the fight by dropping him

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Batman: The Dark Knight

    the worst Bat-Book on sale

    Batman is pumped up on Titan or Venom or whatever I think

    Wut

    That's

    dumb as hell

    Seriously, even hopped up on crazy drugs Batman should have no way to hurt Superman. He's fucking Superman. He's survived stars exploding in his face.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Titan/Venom laced with kryptonite

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    dark knight is a terrible book

    just ignore it

    read the main Batman book instead because it is some of the best damn batman i've ever read

    also Batman and Robin

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    CALL ME ONE-FACE NOW

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Swole Joker
    Beefy Ventriloquist with a tiny ripped Scarface

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    I SAID IGNORE IT

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I'm confused at how anyone can call superman a fascist

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    The worst thing about Batman: The Dark Knight is that, on paper, it should be awesome

    It's got every Bat character showing up (except Tim Drake, I think) and Justice Leaguers popping up

    but it's fucking shit and ugly to boot

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    oh lord no

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    The Iron Man one contains mandarin

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    from now on, images of the avengers in their requisite comic books will be scratch-and-sniff, so you can be sure that the cologne being marketed smells just like they do

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.

    sexy

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.

    sexy
    it also induces spontaneous facial hair growth


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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Holy shit they all have little tag-lines too

    Patriot: Your Attack Plan (sounds a little rapey)

    Mark VII: Armour Up

    Worthy: Possess the Power (gotta say, Thor's got some good product description going on here)

    SMASH!: Be Angry (wut)

    Mischief: Made to Rule (that's not too bad. Nice snake motif as well)

    Infinity Formula: Activate the Initiative (that is awful)

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Oh my God

    On the JADS International website it links to at the end of the article

    They have Lando cologne and Sulu cologne

    Hello JADS International I would like to buy both, here is all the money I have on this planet, thanks

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.

    sexy

    it also induces spontaneous facial hair growth

    Comics Thor is clean shaven and I thank God every day that this is the case

    Though right now he has a bit of stubble going on. I can forgive that since he is dead and trapped sailing a funeral barge into the mouth of the God-Eater. Not much time for shaving I would imagine.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Solar wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Basenotes are possessed with sensual, seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood, protecting and enhancing a deep, dry masculine (dare we say almost God-like?) musk.

    sexy

    it also induces spontaneous facial hair growth

    Comics Thor is clean shaven and I thank God every day that this is the case

    Though right now he has a bit of stubble going on. I can forgive that since he is dead and trapped sailing a funeral barge into the mouth of the God-Eater. Not much time for shaving I would imagine.

    SOLARRRRRRR

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Keith just talk about Sentry and Rogue and he'll go away

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Seriously Thor is one of the few dudes who needs to have a beard

    he is a viking god!

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    CALL ME ONE-FACE NOW

    And that was the line I wish I had read prior to purchasing the book. :(

    Maybe if civilization crumbles I can sell it for sweet loot to an ignorant mutant hillbilly.

    "Look, it says Batman #1, it's worth like 1000 bottle caps easy."

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    That always bothered me. Thor's awesome and all, but he is grossly lacking in the beard department.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I know that this is entirely personal preference

    But I just think Thor looks so much better without one (like everyone else, admittedly)

    Thor is supposed to be a noble prince, and to me that says he should look youthful and clean, which means no beard. Also I think it gets in the way and clutters up his visual too much.

    I hold the same view on Aquaman, though for different reasons. With him it's because a) it makes him look really wild and savage, whereas Atlantis is supposed to be this super-advanced civilisation and he should show that in his look and b) beards are a very human thing, and I prefer Aquaman to look a little more alien, almost inhumanly sleek and handsome.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    He is a noble prince of the lord god of these dudes:
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