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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Bucketman wrote:
    When I think back, if I had just life seriously, I'd have been in honors classes, and would have had a big scholarship, and be an Eagle Scout, and would already have a degree. Then again I started out in Computer Science, so I would have a useless degree by now.

    This is not at all the case. Especially in Indiana. I've had six friends graduate recently with CS degrees and they all had employment before graduation.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Lexxy wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha

    AAAAAAAahahahaha

    4 years ago I made the lottery thread

    Though this is about 5 years ago

    Well five years ago I was 17 and in high school, doing pretty poorly. Then a year later my mother said she won the lottery but actually didn't. Then I barely graduated high school and decided to say fuck it and went to a college that could've been pretty fucking terrible. I did that for 2 years, graduated with a bachelor's and a 3.0 GPA and then moved back in with my dad, worked retail and IT for about a solid year before going to PAX for the first time. It was there I met a guy from ArenaNet and I showed him my reel and a couple months later I got an internship at the place so now I'm here working on a videogame.

    I didn't post in SE++ when this happened. What's the story behind that?

    Also the AreaNet thing is awesome!

    Basically my mother fell for the Prince of Nigeria scheme except through online dating and then told me she won the lottery so I made a thread about it and then basically you can watch in that thread as I slowly fall into madness.

    That coupled with the shit my mother pulled on xmas it's safe to say she's completely batshit bonkers.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/51196/so-my-mom-won-the-lottery

    I think the part where you found out it was a scam was later on in a different thread?

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/51961/so-my-mom-lied-to-me...special-news-page-13

    ahahahah it gets so much worse

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    5 years ago i was so high, man.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    When I think back, if I had just life seriously, I'd have been in honors classes, and would have had a big scholarship, and be an Eagle Scout, and would already have a degree. Then again I started out in Computer Science, so I would have a useless degree by now.

    This is not at all the case. Especially in Indiana. I've had six friends graduate recently with CS degrees and they all had employment before graduation.

    Yeah, uh... what?

    I was literally just back at my college recruiting CS and EE majors last week.

    If you graduated in 2006-2008 it would've been even better, but 2009 was kind of not so great. Been picking up the past year though.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha

    AAAAAAAahahahaha

    4 years ago I made the lottery thread

    Though this is about 5 years ago

    Well five years ago I was 17 and in high school, doing pretty poorly. Then a year later my mother said she won the lottery but actually didn't. Then I barely graduated high school and decided to say fuck it and went to a college that could've been pretty fucking terrible. I did that for 2 years, graduated with a bachelor's and a 3.0 GPA and then moved back in with my dad, worked retail and IT for about a solid year before going to PAX for the first time. It was there I met a guy from ArenaNet and I showed him my reel and a couple months later I got an internship at the place so now I'm here working on a videogame.

    STOP POSTING AND ANIMATE MORE SNAKES

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha

    AAAAAAAahahahaha

    4 years ago I made the lottery thread

    Though this is about 5 years ago

    Well five years ago I was 17 and in high school, doing pretty poorly. Then a year later my mother said she won the lottery but actually didn't. Then I barely graduated high school and decided to say fuck it and went to a college that could've been pretty fucking terrible. I did that for 2 years, graduated with a bachelor's and a 3.0 GPA and then moved back in with my dad, worked retail and IT for about a solid year before going to PAX for the first time. It was there I met a guy from ArenaNet and I showed him my reel and a couple months later I got an internship at the place so now I'm here working on a videogame.

    also i made you go to PAX, so I have a 50% stake on all future returns

    oh hay so there may be a thing for you possibly in the future to happen possibly maybe

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha

    AAAAAAAahahahaha

    4 years ago I made the lottery thread

    Though this is about 5 years ago

    Well five years ago I was 17 and in high school, doing pretty poorly. Then a year later my mother said she won the lottery but actually didn't. Then I barely graduated high school and decided to say fuck it and went to a college that could've been pretty fucking terrible. I did that for 2 years, graduated with a bachelor's and a 3.0 GPA and then moved back in with my dad, worked retail and IT for about a solid year before going to PAX for the first time. It was there I met a guy from ArenaNet and I showed him my reel and a couple months later I got an internship at the place so now I'm here working on a videogame.

    STOP POSTING AND ANIMATE MORE SNAKES

    I'm animating a turtle now! As soon as I finish rigging it!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I think that's the second time I've brought up the snake thing but for some reason I find it hilarious

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    That kind of reminds me of when I started in 2003, though.

    CS enrollment at my school was at its lowest level in like 15 years because of the dot-com crash. The tech industry was doomed!

    Yeah, not so much.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    If I had the patience and, well, the intelligence I'd go into computer science

    there's a reason I never finished college

    (that reason is mainly apathy)

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    five years ago i barely posted and my lot in life wasn't much worse then it is now.

    hurrah?

    Wait, i had a job five years ago.

    Fuck.

    Melding on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh and after watching the first 3 seasons of breaking bad in about 4 days, I have decided that I am going to start producing and distributing meth

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    Oh and after watching the first 3 seasons of breaking bad in about 4 days, I have decided that I am going to start producing and distributing meth

    I had a dream where Rachel and I were so hard up for money that I had to become a meth dealer

    my contact led me to the meth lab where I'd be picking up the meth I'd be selling

    it was this massive gray building that had an airport terminal, arcade, hotel, and carnival in it

    I woke up before we found the meth lab but man I still felt pretty bad

  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
    Wow @Veretas that sure was a story I just read.

    Dang.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Tef wrote:
    Oh and after watching the first 3 seasons of breaking bad in about 4 days, I have decided that I am going to start producing and distributing meth

    I had a dream where Rachel and I were so hard up for money that I had to become a meth dealer

    my contact led me to the meth lab where I'd be picking up the meth I'd be selling

    it was this massive gray building that had an airport terminal, arcade, hotel, and carnival in it

    I woke up before we found the meth lab but man I still felt pretty bad

    I've had those dreams sorta, except mine tend to include people I don't talk to anymore.
    Is that my mind telling me to make amends? Or just being insane? Or maybe just "eh, we need some actors for this scene. Your face, yours, and yours are in."

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Lexxy wrote:
    Wow @Veretas that sure was a story I just read.

    Dang.

    Going back over it this may've been the best thing to come out of that:
    veretas_badday.jpg

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote:
    Lexxy wrote:
    Wow @Veretas that sure was a story I just read.

    Dang.

    Going back over it this may've been the best thing to come out of that:
    veretas_badday.jpg

    It really is my favorite thing ever.

    The image

    Not, not the event that happened in my life.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    hey get on fb, veretas you buttlord

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I am the lord of butts

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Lexxy wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha

    AAAAAAAahahahaha

    4 years ago I made the lottery thread

    Though this is about 5 years ago

    Well five years ago I was 17 and in high school, doing pretty poorly. Then a year later my mother said she won the lottery but actually didn't. Then I barely graduated high school and decided to say fuck it and went to a college that could've been pretty fucking terrible. I did that for 2 years, graduated with a bachelor's and a 3.0 GPA and then moved back in with my dad, worked retail and IT for about a solid year before going to PAX for the first time. It was there I met a guy from ArenaNet and I showed him my reel and a couple months later I got an internship at the place so now I'm here working on a videogame.

    I didn't post in SE++ when this happened. What's the story behind that?

    Also the AreaNet thing is awesome!

    Basically my mother fell for the Prince of Nigeria scheme except through online dating and then told me she won the lottery so I made a thread about it and then basically you can watch in that thread as I slowly fall into madness.

    That coupled with the shit my mother pulled on xmas it's safe to say she's completely batshit bonkers.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/51196/so-my-mom-won-the-lottery

    I think the part where you found out it was a scam was later on in a different thread?

    oh man

    I really like the part where someone suggests investing in real estate in February of 2008

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    ASimPerson wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Lexxy wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    Ahahahahaha

    AAAAAAAahahahaha

    4 years ago I made the lottery thread

    Though this is about 5 years ago

    Well five years ago I was 17 and in high school, doing pretty poorly. Then a year later my mother said she won the lottery but actually didn't. Then I barely graduated high school and decided to say fuck it and went to a college that could've been pretty fucking terrible. I did that for 2 years, graduated with a bachelor's and a 3.0 GPA and then moved back in with my dad, worked retail and IT for about a solid year before going to PAX for the first time. It was there I met a guy from ArenaNet and I showed him my reel and a couple months later I got an internship at the place so now I'm here working on a videogame.

    I didn't post in SE++ when this happened. What's the story behind that?

    Also the AreaNet thing is awesome!

    Basically my mother fell for the Prince of Nigeria scheme except through online dating and then told me she won the lottery so I made a thread about it and then basically you can watch in that thread as I slowly fall into madness.

    That coupled with the shit my mother pulled on xmas it's safe to say she's completely batshit bonkers.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/51196/so-my-mom-won-the-lottery

    I think the part where you found out it was a scam was later on in a different thread?

    oh man

    I really like the part where someone suggests investing in real estate in February of 2008

    its scams all the way down

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    5 years ago we began noticing that things weren't quite right with my grandfather.
    He had been fired from his job as a mechanic for aggressive mood swings, and his hand weren't quite the precision masterworkers they had once been. We chalked it up to age and frustration with not being able to adapt to all the technology that was being put into automobiles.

    Then he started forgetting things, and his coordination got worse. To the point where he couldn't even hold a glass of water or remember why he had come into a room.

    Watching Alzheimer's consume my grandpa over the next few years was awful. Watching the rift that opened between my grandmother and mother (grandma wanted to keep him at home, mother wanted him cared for at a clinic) destroyed me.

    Through it all I just kinda hid in Tucson, went to college, worked my shitty job, and tried to visit when I could.

    The one memory I try to hold from all of it was from about a year before he died. We had brought him ice cream in his nursing home. He didn't speak much anymore, slept most of the day. But when we woke him up to visit he took one look at me and just started crying.

    I like to think it's because he recognized me, but couldn't tell me he loved me one last time.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    that post gave me a feel

  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    I totally mean to be a debbie downer.
    You all must be sad with me.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Melding wrote:
    five years ago i barely posted and my lot in life wasn't much worse then it is now.

    hurrah?

    Wait, i had a job five years ago.

    Fuck.

    you're almost done school for a highly employable profession, butt.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Man, same thing was true but of my grandma. She was a tough old farmer's wife and someone that I respected immensely.

    I remember towards the end there that she would get so frustrated that she couldn't remember anything and the carers were so patronising.

    About a week before she died I remember visiting her and in a rare moment of lucidity she reached out, rubbed my hair and told me, 'Jesus, Alex. Look at the state of me. Take me out the back and give me the shovel over the back of the head, would you?'

    I mean, I try and remember her for when she was strong and active but I'll always remember that

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Brohugs BC

    Been there brother

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh god dammit I have to go see my mom.

    She's got the brain problems.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Oh god dammit I have to go see my mom.

    She's got the brain problems.

    my mom is coming to visit me in February

    she too, has the brain problems

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    [whinging mode]

    5 years ago I was working in a job I fucking hated, and the only thing keeping me from killing myself was the knowledge of how much pain suicide had already caused multiple members of my family.

    Today? Working in a job I have grown to hate living paycheck to ridiculously small paycheck, struggling with depression again. FUCKS YEAH!!

    [/whinging mode]

    Shit's not so bad though, I have an awesome girlfriend, plenty of good friends around me, I'm healthy, and I get to enjoy most of my hobbies on a regular basis. Just wish I could shake off this funk.

  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    Comahawk wrote:
    I would have been 21, got my first non-seasonal job for once.

    Basically, this was around the time that my life started turning around, I started to be successful at that job and I made some real good friends I still talk to today. Around this time I also figured out I wasn't going to be cooking for much longer, and decided to join the police or military.

    Didn't know we were filling things in...

    Short version, I continued to work the job at the airport I got in late '06. During that time I decided I needed to upgrade my marks to make myself more impressive for my police application.

    So, I applied to the RCMP, but also decided to try the Canadian Forces as well. In '08 I met a great girl at work, '09 I got accepted into ROTP with the CF as a MARS officer. The following summer I purposed to my girlfriend who I married last February. We are having our first year anniversary on the 19th.

    Essentially, things have worked out really well for me. I am in university at this point, I have a great job, an amazing wife and a bright future as of this point. I really couldn't ask for anything more.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    B.C. wrote:
    5 years ago we began noticing that things weren't quite right with my grandfather.
    He had been fired from his job as a mechanic for aggressive mood swings, and his hand weren't quite the precision masterworkers they had once been. We chalked it up to age and frustration with not being able to adapt to all the technology that was being put into automobiles.

    Then he started forgetting things, and his coordination got worse. To the point where he couldn't even hold a glass of water or remember why he had come into a room.

    Watching Alzheimer's consume my grandpa over the next few years was awful. Watching the rift that opened between my grandmother and mother (grandma wanted to keep him at home, mother wanted him cared for at a clinic) destroyed me.

    Through it all I just kinda hid in Tucson, went to college, worked my shitty job, and tried to visit when I could.

    The one memory I try to hold from all of it was from about a year before he died. We had brought him ice cream in his nursing home. He didn't speak much anymore, slept most of the day. But when we woke him up to visit he took one look at me and just started crying.

    I like to think it's because he recognized me, but couldn't tell me he loved me one last time.

    Watching grandparents lose themselves is really hard.

    I think it was four years ago, but may have only been three. My grandmother just started acting strangely.
    She would make her tea, and put salami in it. If you asked her she would tell you exactly what she did as if she had always done it.
    We took her in for tests and she had an incredibly aggressive inoperable brain tumour.

    Within a few weeks she was in the hospital on her death bed. They stopped giving her fluids and food so that she could pass as she was in incredible pain.
    She lived on morphine alone for over a week. I only visited her once during that time. She was completely out of it hopped up on the pain killers and looking uncomfortable in her sleep.
    When I spoke she woke up, her eyes met with mine went wide then passed back out again.
    Broke my fucking heart. I couldn't bring myself to visit her again.

    Now I am sad with you.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Numbers, I would like to offer kind words of support but I'm shithouse at that kind of thing so let's just go race gokarts

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  • cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    This thread... not really making me feel better about my dad's early onset dementia diagnosis at 56 :/

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    cabsy wrote:
    This thread... not really making me feel better about my dad's early onset dementia diagnosis at 56 :/

    this is what i fear my mother has (her own mother, my grandma, is suffering from dimentia right now) but she would never go to get tested for it because she is also crazy.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    SARS WHERE WERE YOU SATURDAY.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    My grandpa was the 8th of his brothers and sisters to die from alzheimers.

    Although I guess technically the brain tumor is what killed him. He sped things up so he didn't suffer longer at least

    Anyways, I'm scared to death for when my mom starts forgetting stuff and then eventually me

    We are all part of this study by Indiana university so yaaaaaaay

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    In January of 2007 I was looking for an apartment to move into with Whippy, living in my parent's spare bedroom, working at a used bookstore.

    We got a place in the summer.

    And basically nothing changed for the next two and a half years or so.

    Then I thought it prudent to disappear for a bit.

    A few months ago, the time seemed right to come back.

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    SARS WHERE WERE YOU SATURDAY.

    my friend's roommate's going-away party.

    i am sad i missed it because all those bands rule and i want to see/support more local good bands.

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Sars_Boy wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    SARS WHERE WERE YOU SATURDAY.

    my friend's roommate's going-away party.

    i am sad i missed it because all those bands rule and i want to see/support more local good bands.

    Oh thank heavens.

    I thought that maybe I was drunk enough to forget that you were there.

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