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The Oscars Pool 2012 Champion is...Bogey! Again! Thrice in Four Years! Make him prizes!

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    what the fuck even is the blind side

    is it that movie about a rich white lady and a poor black kid who teach each other how to love

    It's a story about a white Christian family in Texas that adopts a poor black kid living on the streets. Eventually he starts playing football, gets damned good at it, and gets into the NFL.

    The (incendiary, but ultimately true) moral of the story is that black people are hopeless, unless pitied by the white man.

    No it's about how great white people are.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    On the other hand, I've heard The Help is pretty great.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    And if you are black and poor you are either in a gang, or do drugs.

    Possibly both.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Like I said, it is definitely watchable, but in my opinion not Oscar worthy.

    It is however super easy to make silly conclusions like we have just done.

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Staleghoti wrote:
    Fishman wrote:
    The thing that gets me about The Blind Side is that the best most interesting part of the book is the analysis of the rise of the importance of Left Tackle as a strategic position in on the football field. Which has absolutely nothing to do with the fictionalised heartwarming tale that the movie portrays (although that is also kind of explored in the book).

    On the other hand, the success of The Blind Side paved the way for other interesting sports analysis books to be optioned into movies, leading directly to Moneyball. So there's that, I guess.

    primary difference

    looking only at movies

    Blind Side, shit

    Moneyball, excellent.

    Yeah, not disputing that. But as someone familiar with the book, I find the adaptation... odd.

    It's like if someone had made an adaptation of Marcus Aurelius's Meditations and the movie it turned into turned out to be Gladiator.

    It's just like "Really? That's what you got out of the book?".

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Academy Award Winner:


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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    My friends black cousin turns 19 in a short while

    We have organized a pub crawl entitled 'The blindsiding of [Counsin's Name]'

    Because it is a bunch of white folks taking in a black man and showing him how to live

    And also because he shouldn't be able to see by the end of the night


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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    what the fuck even is the blind side

    is it that movie about a rich white lady and a poor black kid who teach each other how to love

    It's a story about a white Christian family in Texas that adopts a poor black kid living on the streets. Eventually he starts playing football, gets damned good at it, and gets into the NFL.

    The (incendiary, but ultimately true) moral of the story is that black people are hopeless, unless pitied by the white man.

    No it's about how great white people are.

    At least 70% of all movies ever made could be described with that one sentence.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    Academy Award Winner:


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    >:C

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    :3c


    heheh whatever he was really good in that song he deserves it

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Blake T wrote:
    Like I said, it is definitely watchable, but in my opinion not Oscar worthy.

    It is however super easy to make silly conclusions like we have just done.

    Uh, right...

    Silly.

    Eheheheh...

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote:
    My friends black cousin turns 19 in a short while

    We have organized a pub crawl entitled 'The blindsiding of [Counsin's Name]'

    Because it is a bunch of white folks taking in a black man and showing him how to live

    And also because he shouldn't be able to see by the end of the night

    Oh my god.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    GO SEE THE MUPPETS RIGHT NOW

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    Not even Harry Potter Part 2 or Transformers? Even I saw those.


    And Peter Cullen deserves a Lifetime Achievement Award for being Optimus.


    I really enjoyed TF3, mostly for
    -Come now, Optimus. What would you do without me?
    -Only one way to find out.

    And

    -WE'LL KILL THEM ALL.

    cj iwakura on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I honestly want DOTM to get best special effects just because HOLY SHIT that is about the only thing worth mentioning positively in that movie

    Antimatter on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    I'm partial to
    Optimus disemboweling Megatron.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote:
    I have not seen any of these movies. I don't even go to the movies anymore.

    Last flick I saw in the theatre was Elektra. Sadly it did not win any academy awards.

    dude it's been a long fucking time since you went to the movies

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    Not even Harry Potter Part 2 or Transformers? Even I saw those.

    You're right I almost missed Harry Potter having a nomination. I did see that. Okay so I've seen one thing nominated for something.

    No I did not see Transformers. I don't hate myself that much.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i didnt even see dark of the moon in theatres

    my family got the home release and i watched it then

  • VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    I keep telling myself I need to see the Artist and Hugo, and now I find out they're both the highest nominated Oscar titles.

    Guess I need to see them before they exit theaters now.

    VoproSTEIN on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    cj iwakura wrote:
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    Not even Harry Potter Part 2 or Transformers? Even I saw those.

    You're right I almost missed Harry Potter having a nomination. I did see that. Okay so I've seen one thing nominated for something.

    No I did not see Transformers. I don't hate myself that much.

    It was honestly pretty great. Optimus steals the show.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    I don't have nostalgia for Transformers. I feel like that is a key factor in gaining enjoyment out of those films. And I thought the second movie was atrocious, so I'm not really in any hurry.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Adus wrote:
    I don't have nostalgia for Transformers. I feel like that is a key factor in gaining enjoyment out of those films. And I thought the second movie was atrocious, so I'm not really in any hurry.

    actually, having no brain is the key factor to gaining enjoyment out of those films

    i am the biggest transformers fangirl on the forums and I can't defend the movies more than halfheartedly

    Antimatter on
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    So, what did you watch this year?

    I'm genuinely curious and not trying to be snide.

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    Anyway now that the nominations are out I plan to watch every movie and tell you all definitively what was the best movie

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    I don't have nostalgia for Transformers. I feel like that is a key factor in gaining enjoyment out of those films. And I thought the second movie was atrocious, so I'm not really in any hurry.

    I thought so too. The third one makes up for it in spades.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    So, what did you watch this year?

    I'm genuinely curious and not trying to be snide.

    Hmm.

    Not much, to be honest. I moved in the middle of the year away from the people I would normally see movies with. I saw Thor, X-Men, Mission Impossible and Harry Potter. I think that might be it.

    I had interest in seeing Moneyball, Drive, Hugo, and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Maybe a couple other things that I can't think of at the moment.

    Also my job eating up a lot of time is another factor. I usually like to watch a lot of movies otherwise.

    Adus on
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    Adus wrote:
    This is the first year in quite a long time where I think I've seen literally nothing nominated for any category. Wow.

    So, what did you watch this year?

    I'm genuinely curious and not trying to be snide.

    Hmm.

    Not much, to be honest. I moved in the middle of the year away from the people I would normally see movies with. I saw Thor, X-Men, Mission Impossible and Harry Potter. I think that might be it.

    I had interest in seeing Moneyball, Drive, Hugo, and The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Maybe a couple other things that I can't think of at the moment.

    Also my job eating up a lot of time is another factor. I usually like to watch a lot of movies otherwise.

    Ah, I've been there. I've missed so many movies this year due to being broke for most of it. I've kicked it into over drive this fall though since I now have some money and nothing to do but work and be in my room.

    Anyway, definitely check out those movies. I haven't seen The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo yet, but the original was great and I'm sure Fincher would do it justice.

    Is Mission Impossible as sick as it looks? I haven't managed to check it out yet and I don't trust any of my friends when it comes to that kind of flick.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    VoproSTEIN wrote:
    I keep telling myself I need to see the Artist and Hugo, and now I find out they're both the highest nominated Oscar titles.

    Guess I need to see them before they exit theaters now.

    try to see Hugo in 3D if you can

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular

    Is Mission Impossible as sick as it looks? I haven't managed to check it out yet and I don't trust any of my friends when it comes to that kind of flick.

    It was very good. I was pretty impressed, because I remember people being positive about MI3 but personally not really feeling much after seeing it. But this one was really solid pretty much the entire way through. The Burj Khalifa scenes in particular are pretty great. It struck a good balance for the action pacing. No real lulls or anything that caused sensory overload. Hard to do in action movies these days.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    MI was ok?

    It was about as good as three.

    Like the other ones though, it has a different tone to 1, which was my favourite.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I thought MI:GP was much better than 3, personally

    had some fantastic action scenes and characteristic Brad Bird character work

    also that French girl was cute as hell

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Honestly it's hard for me to remember what happened in 3 at all. I remember being kind of annoyed that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was ultimately inconsequential and underutilized. I can't say I was all that thrilled about the macguffin plot device either.

    4's plot is a bit more straightforward, and not exactly super compelling, but it held things together well enough. I felt the dialogue and humor was well done. It's not just Simon Pegg being super silly or anything.

    And say what you will about Tom Cruise but he's still pretty awesome in these sorts of films, despite being almost 50. Pretty sure he did the Burj Khalifa stunts without a double, which gets some respect from me.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Adus wrote:

    Is Mission Impossible as sick as it looks? I haven't managed to check it out yet and I don't trust any of my friends when it comes to that kind of flick.

    It was very good. I was pretty impressed, because I remember people being positive about MI3 but personally not really feeling much after seeing it. But this one was really solid pretty much the entire way through. The Burj Khalifa scenes in particular are pretty great. It struck a good balance for the action pacing. No real lulls or anything that caused sensory overload. Hard to do in action movies these days.

    Awesome. A lot of action flicks these days fall into sensory overload by having nonsensical action. There's no way to follow it. There's no sense of movement and space. There's no investment. I figured Brad Bird was better than that.

    I'll probably check it out right after I finally see Hugo in 3D.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Tom Cruise is awesome. Seems a little nuts maybe, but after Magnolia, I've got nothing but respect for his acting.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    I don't have nostalgia for Transformers. I feel like that is a key factor in gaining enjoyment out of those films. And I thought the second movie was atrocious, so I'm not really in any hurry.

    I don't really have any investment in the franchise beyond Animated, but I don't know how far nostalgia can take you with those films. They're filled to the brim with absurd, frequently racist caricatures and most of the robot forms are ugly as sin. Honestly the only reason I didn't walk out of the cinema in 2 was because I was with a friend. There may be worse movies out there but it is easily my least favourite.

    I haven't seen the third movie, but just like you I have no plans to after 2.

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Ghost Protocol was so damn good

    but yes Hugo in 3D should be a priority for everyone because goddamn

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I do want to see Ghost Protocol, I did enjoy MI3. But I've still got to see the Muppets now that it's out here.

    Last movie I saw was Arrietty, which was really gorgeous.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    my problem with a lot (most) of modern action movies is that it is the camera and the editing doing the action and not the dang actors

    and the best action scene in the past decade was the opening of JCVD

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