[Mass Effect] FemShep Trailer Released. USE SPOILER TAGS

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    You guys do realize that Bioware made the plot using a holywood blockbuster mindset, and that if you push the general store front on the main street of that wild west town, it will topple over because there's no actual building behind it, right?

    Debating how completely retarded Cerberus is is like argueing about how Cobra in GI Joe is so stupid. Same goes to the "Oh, how are we gonna beat the unbeatable 50 thousand Reapers". It's an action movie, Shepard is gonna do something completely illogical and throw a bad ass one-liner at it.

    And I'm gonna love every minute of it.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    to be frank i was surprised at how easily the reaper core went down

    furthermore, given that you can still one-shot the thing with the cain on insanity, and also

    given that a thresher maw on insanity takes MORE than one cain shot to put down

    thresher maw is going to win

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII Registered User regular
    It's really not fair how hung over I am.

    That has nothing to do with Mass Effect so, I dunno... let's bitch about Ashley looking like a Jersey Shore reject some more?

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    You guys do realize that Bioware made the plot using a holywood blockbuster mindset, and that if you push the general store front on the main street of that wild west town, it will topple over because there's no actual building behind it, right?

    Debating how completely retarded Cerberus is is like argueing about how Cobra in GI Joe is so stupid. Same goes to the "Oh, how are we gonna beat the unbeatable 50 thousand Reapers". It's an action movie, Shepard is gonna do something completely illogical and throw a bad ass one-liner at it.

    And I'm gonna love every minute of it.

    This is the Mass Effect thread. All we do is post horrible fanart and have multi-page debates about stuff we've had multi-page debates about a hundred other times already.

  • SorceSorce Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Speaking of bad fanart, apparently a group of fans went ahead and made a "real" version of Fornax, the porno mag you can buy in ME2. Pictorials, interviews, ads, all that sort of thing.

    Two issues, in fact.

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    Backloggery. It's totally updated again, I swear!
  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    The first issue was made some time ago. Casey Hudson admitted to knowing of its existence in one of his interviews.

  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Dragkonias wrote:
    You guys do realize that Bioware made the plot using a holywood blockbuster mindset, and that if you push the general store front on the main street of that wild west town, it will topple over because there's no actual building behind it, right?

    Debating how completely retarded Cerberus is is like argueing about how Cobra in GI Joe is so stupid. Same goes to the "Oh, how are we gonna beat the unbeatable 50 thousand Reapers". It's an action movie, Shepard is gonna do something completely illogical and throw a bad ass one-liner at it.

    And I'm gonna love every minute of it.

    This is the Mass Effect thread. All we do is post horrible fanart and have multi-page debates about stuff we've had multi-page debates about a hundred other times already.

    Well, I was just asking if you guys realized it. You're free to go all Star Trek on ME's ass for as long as you feel like it :D


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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    to be frank i was surprised at how easily the reaper core went down

    furthermore, given that you can still one-shot the thing with the cain on insanity, and also

    given that a thresher maw on insanity takes MORE than one cain shot to put down

    thresher maw is going to win
    ...how do you one-shot it on insanity with the Cain?

    I get like, a quarter of the bar.

    edit: oh never mind, i see what you mean

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Ashley was basically worse than Hitler.

    Good thing Shepard nuked her from orbit.

    It was the only way to be sure.

    IS THIS FUNNY YET

    IS THIS A FUNNY J

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Basil wrote:
    Ashley was basically worse than Hitler.

    Good thing Shepard nuked her from orbit.

    It was the only way to be sure.

    IS THIS FUNNY YET

    IS THIS A FUNNY J

    Well I'm laughing.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    It's really not fair how hung over I am.

    That has nothing to do with Mass Effect so, I dunno... let's bitch about Ashley looking like a Jersey Shore reject some more?

    I thought the one who really looked like Snooki was that games Journalist person.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited February 2012

    Well, I was just asking if you guys realized it. You're free to go all Star Trek on ME's ass for as long as you feel like it :D

    Confidence born of ignorance. The cycle of the Mass Effect thread cannot be broken.

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    We are firmly in "Cerberus Slaughtering Humans," And "Ashley is Space Hitler" territory.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote:
    Speaking of bad fanart, apparently a group of fans went ahead and made a "real" version of Fornax, the porno mag you can buy in ME2. Pictorials, interviews, ads, all that sort of thing.

    Two issues, in fact.

    ahahaha

    Mass Effect fans.

  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    thread needs more september.





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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Oh Jacob you studly love muffin, grate me on your abs like a salami.

    A-apparently I wrote that?

    :<

    -Oh! I remember now!

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    I just saw techno turian on my lastest run. The force is strong with his groove.

  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Basil wrote:
    Oh Jacob you studly love muffin, grate me on your abs like a salami.

    A-apparently I wrote that?

    :<

    -Oh! I remember now!

    Yes. You certainly have a way with words, Basil.

  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    As much fun as September is, how was it tied to Mass Effect?

    Orca wrote: »
    Synthesis wrote:
    Isn't "Your sarcasm makes me wet," the highest compliment an Abh can pay a human?

    Only if said Abh is a member of the nobility.
  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    Since you're talking about how terrible Ashley is, I just wanted to drop in and say my virginal Shepard from my first playthrough was going to remain loyal to her, but then I saw how they fucked up her head and face in ME3 and now he's a renegade space boner because ew.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Synthesis wrote:
    As much fun as September is, how was it tied to Mass Effect?

    Because the Shepard shuffle worked with September.

  • BasilBasil Registered User regular


    Not once in this video is the Shepard Shuffle showcased.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    FightTest wrote:
    Since you're talking about how terrible Ashley is, I just wanted to drop in and say my virginal Shepard from my first playthrough was going to remain loyal to her, but then I saw how they fucked up her head and face in ME3 and now he's a renegade space boner because ew.

    I must be blind or something because I can't see this "massive" gulf between ME1-3 Ashley other than she has LONG HAIR.

    I guess I don't examine the pores.

  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    Man, I wonder what batarian was responsible for the Shepard is Screwed video going down.

    So pissed off about that.

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    You're just annoyed he made a convincing case for keeping the base that bypasses all your 'logic' and 'common sense'. :winky:

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    Synthesis wrote:
    As much fun as September is, how was it tied to Mass Effect?

    Because it goes with everything. Its right there on the bingo card.

  • DHSDHS Chase lizards.. ...bark at donkeys..Registered User regular
    FightTest wrote:
    Since you're talking about how terrible Ashley is, I just wanted to drop in and say my virginal Shepard from my first playthrough was going to remain loyal to her, but then I saw how they fucked up her head and face in ME3 and now he's a renegade space boner because ew.

    I must be blind or something because I can't see this "massive" gulf between ME1-3 Ashley other than she has LONG HAIR.

    I guess I don't examine the pores.

    That's because it is the same goddamned head scan in a new engine. I don't get it either, the differences are minor if it all, and clearly due to it be being a. A BETA SCREEN SHOT which you known are known to be the perfect representation of how a character model looks for Mass Effect and 2. the lighting and angles which again, obviously don't have anything to do how a model looks in Mass Effect. That's never made things look odd, ever.

    People who make like, any, decision about what they are going to do in the game prior to it being in their hand, well I don't get it.

    But I also don't have a canon Shep. I have whichever one looks most fun to be play the first time.

    "Grip 'em up, grip 'em, grip 'em good, said the Gryphon... to the pig."
  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    i miss the pre-me2 days when we talked about quads.

  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    DHS wrote:
    FightTest wrote:
    Since you're talking about how terrible Ashley is, I just wanted to drop in and say my virginal Shepard from my first playthrough was going to remain loyal to her, but then I saw how they fucked up her head and face in ME3 and now he's a renegade space boner because ew.

    I must be blind or something because I can't see this "massive" gulf between ME1-3 Ashley other than she has LONG HAIR.

    I guess I don't examine the pores.

    That's because it is the same goddamned head scan in a new engine. I don't get it either, the differences are minor if it all, and clearly due to it be being a. A BETA SCREEN SHOT which you known are known to be the perfect representation of how a character model looks for Mass Effect and 2. the lighting and angles which again, obviously don't have anything to do how a model looks in Mass Effect. That's never made things look odd, ever.

    People who make like, any, decision about what they are going to do in the game prior to it being in their hand, well I don't get it.

    But I also don't have a canon Shep. I have whichever one looks most fun to be play the first time.



    Basically, people just need something to bitch about...so, like with most things, they found something to bitch about.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    I would like to talk about quads.

    At this point we're killing time before the demo hits anyway.

  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    quad damage.

    holy shit krogan getting quad damage in mp. think about it.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    I would just like to point out that Shepard packs a quint.

  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    i just download both issues of fornax. i thought it was going to be a parody.

    it's not.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Where do the quads come from?

    I mean, Krogans believe in testicale transplant that comes from... other krograns... who are also sterile.

  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Quads are from this thread, in which we speculated on the girth, number, and likely alignment of Krogan testicles.

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    You guys can be mad all you want but over the past few years Ashley developed a case of the fat head.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    It's really not fair how hung over I am.

    That has nothing to do with Mass Effect so, I dunno... let's bitch about Ashley looking like a Jersey Shore reject some more?

    I thought the one who really looked like Snooki was that games Journalist person.

    To be completely frank, I actually like Ashley's new look.

    She was completely hideous in ME1.

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    http://5.asset.soup.io/asset/2548/1765_a809_500.jpeg

    I guess she thinned her eyebrows? Did something to make her lower eyelids droop. Got her chin done. Had the lower lip plumped out with some larger venom sacs.

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    Orca wrote:
    Man, I wonder what batarian was responsible for the Shepard is Screwed video going down.

    So pissed off about that.

    this is still the best part of it, though

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Ah...the irony of that video now that we know all that we know.

    I mean I know its a Bioware game so you aren't going to be screwed over for your decision with the base either way.

    But I still knew Cerberus would fuck up somehow.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    holy shit a human being changed her appearance, call the fucking president

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