So, I found out someone I know stole $4,500 worth of shit from their roommates.
Is this "someone" you? If so, bravo!
If this "someone" is your roommate, and this "roommate" is you? Then, boo!
... what?
Can anyone else make sense of what this guy says or does he just sort of keep talking?
Translation:
If you are the individual who perpetrated this heinous crime, I applaud you, sir!
However, if you are the victim of this conniving act, then I pity and do not approve of you.
So, I found out someone I know stole $4,500 worth of shit from their roommates.
Is this "someone" you? If so, bravo!
If this "someone" is your roommate, and this "roommate" is you? Then, boo!
... what?
Can anyone else make sense of what this guy says or does he just sort of keep talking?
Translation:
If you are the individual who perpetrated this heinous crime, I applaud you, sir!
However, if you are the victim of this conniving act, then I pity and do not approve of you.
Ah, in that instance I should posit that is it not the act itself which should be judged and not the consequences of such action?
i've seen it typed as such enough times that i feel my douchebag side must resurface and point out the name newcastle does not have a space in it
"I've" should be capitalized.
You're right, though. Newcastle is one word. I normally just need to say it.
I tried something called an IPA (Indian Pale Ale). It has to be the most horrible stuff I've ever tried! I mean worse than light beers!
Shit!
IPA's are awesome, what the fuck dude?
What the fuck, seriously.
It could have been the two brands I tried. I mean, one was decidedly more tolerable than the other, although I would only grant it tolerable.
I just don't care to subject my taste buds to the possibility of that sort of a rape again.
I have never left a beer unfinished, EVER, until that first second IPA. I just can't recall the name. I'll check my BeerKnurd card next time I am at the Saucer.
But then there are times when I think, "I'm Irish. I should be drinking MUCH harder drinks. Like whiskey, absinthe and Jägermeister."
just because you are irish doesn't mean you need to fucking hammer yourself all the time it just means you should possess the ability to do so
people giving you shit about your drink choice are fucking stupid unless you're rolling with some zimas or cosmopolitans
People are always surprised to find out I've never been smashed. I've been buzzed (maybe even slightly drunk), but never to an extreme. I was always coherent, and fully functioning.
Of course, I can consume a lot of alcohol and not be drunk (thank you, Irish genes!), but still... Never been smashed, and never plan to be. I like being in control of myself at all times.
I mostly wine. It's tasty, and it has health benefits if drank in moderation (2-3 glasses per day), as opposed to harder drinks, which have little health benefits.
But when I drink beer, I like thicker beers, like Guiness.
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that's what i got out of that
If you are the individual who perpetrated this heinous crime, I applaud you, sir!
However, if you are the victim of this conniving act, then I pity and do not approve of you.
Oh, that makes sense.
... hey, Mrpaku, let's make out and make him jealous!
Crush them with your penis
I also noticed that I mostly look sleepy in that second photo.
Ah, in that instance I should posit that is it not the act itself which should be judged and not the consequences of such action?
i knew buying this cherry chapstick was a good call
I am disappointed.
Mmm, is that black cherry chapstick you have on?
Hrmm, I can't quite tell.
Let me take another taste.
Não deve ser aquele resistente. Eu estou falando o inglês.
I can see eternity now.
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i was sort of half expecting someone else to point out that if was going to bitch about that i should probably use grammar
but damnit stop raping my proper nouns!
"I've" should be capitalized.
You're right, though. Newcastle is one word. I normally just need to say it.
I tried something called an IPA (Indian Pale Ale). It has to be the most horrible stuff I've ever tried! I mean worse than light beers!
Shit!
I want to kiss you for that.
IPA's are awesome, what the fuck dude?
What the fuck, seriously.
It could have been the two brands I tried. I mean, one was decidedly more tolerable than the other, although I would only grant it tolerable.
I just don't care to subject my taste buds to the possibility of that sort of a rape again.
I have never left a beer unfinished, EVER, until that first second IPA. I just can't recall the name. I'll check my BeerKnurd card next time I am at the Saucer.
Such goodness.
And wine. But that's only when I'm being all snobby and upscale, or trying to curb my risk of heart disease (see - French paradox).
But then there are times when I think, "I'm Irish. I should be drinking MUCH harder drinks. Like whiskey, absinthe and Jägermeister."
Oh well...
Flying Saucer has that. I saw it. I wanted to try it, but I was afraid. I literally was afraid.
I shall try it sometime. Callius, you have healed me.
Damn. I miss my facial hair.
What happened to the alcohol thread? I suggested an excellent IPA.
So it was written and so it shall be.
Ramen.
Seriously though, it may not be your thing. But I like IPAs quite a bit and Dogfish Head Ale is a great brewery, regardless.
That's because you're a cock-sucking faggo-beanie.
just because you are irish doesn't mean you need to fucking hammer yourself all the time it just means you should possess the ability to do so
people giving you shit about your drink choice are fucking stupid unless you're rolling with some zimas or cosmopolitans
Talk about luck; those are some nice razors people.
janson do you find facial hair attractive under any circumstance or does the chafing kill the whole concept for you?
People are always surprised to find out I've never been smashed. I've been buzzed (maybe even slightly drunk), but never to an extreme. I was always coherent, and fully functioning.
Of course, I can consume a lot of alcohol and not be drunk (thank you, Irish genes!), but still... Never been smashed, and never plan to be. I like being in control of myself at all times.
I mostly wine. It's tasty, and it has health benefits if drank in moderation (2-3 glasses per day), as opposed to harder drinks, which have little health benefits.
But when I drink beer, I like thicker beers, like Guiness.
My guilt pleasure is Smirnoff Ice.
But yes, the chafing kinda kills it.
Because I'm a douchebag, you see.
My name even rhymes with it.