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Shaving problems

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    Stubble gives me such a rash. If I kiss a man who is not clean-shaven I just break out in a raw-red rash all over my chin :(

    Have you ever kissed a well-trimmed facial-haired person? Because I know from the feedback I've received that, while my unkempt goatee causes pain, no one even notices when the goatee is well trimmed.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i've always found this forum's hatred of goatees to be pretty unreasonable

    That's because you're a cock-sucking faggo-beanie.

    All I can say is that my girlfriend LOVES me goatee. I also find that people I just meet tend to respect me a bit more (being I am 25, other professionals who average late 30s used to look down on me for my youth).

    Besides that, the goatee just feels cool. I can go unshaven for a few days and I just look a bit scruffy and laid back.

    It only looks good if you have a face shape that looks good with it.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    having now used three blades i will never go back to the cheaper razors

    janson do you find facial hair attractive under any circumstance or does the chafing kill the whole concept for you?

    Three?

    Try five motherfuckin razors.


    Yes it seems a bit obsessive, but oh man, such as smooth shave...

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mach, h5

    I am the same way

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Stubble gives me such a rash. If I kiss a man who is not clean-shaven I just break out in a raw-red rash all over my chin :(

    Have you ever kissed a well-trimmed facial-haired person? Because I know from the feedback I've received that, while my unkempt goatee causes pain, no one even notices when the goatee is well trimmed.

    This is true. Plus applying lotion to the hairs keeps them soft for your own skin and for your SOs.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Stubble gives me such a rash. If I kiss a man who is not clean-shaven I just break out in a raw-red rash all over my chin :(

    Have you ever kissed a well-trimmed facial-haired person? Because I know from the feedback I've received that, while my unkempt goatee causes pain, no one even notices when the goatee is well trimmed.

    No, I have not.

    And really, I have to kiss a guy regularly for a couple of days to get a rash, so I'd really only notice it on a serious boyfriend.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you know what

    $0.99 store razors work just as fine as the fucking like $20-a-three-pack Mach 3s or whatever

    I have one of those gilette fusions at my dad's house though (SIX FUCKING BLADES!), and it is pretty great. So's my Mach 3. But not as great as they cost.

    Callius wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    i've always found this forum's hatred of goatees to be pretty unreasonable

    That's because you're a cock-sucking faggo-beanie.

    I AM OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Mach, h5

    I am the same way

    Right on man.

    I had no idea penguins had such problems.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Godfather wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    having now used three blades i will never go back to the cheaper razors

    janson do you find facial hair attractive under any circumstance or does the chafing kill the whole concept for you?

    Three?

    Try five motherfuckin razors.


    Yes it seems a bit obsessive, but oh man, such as smooth shave...

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wow size 10 got larger

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Eww!

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    It only looks good if you have a face shape that looks good with it.

    This is so true.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Mach, h5

    I am the same way

    Right on man.

    I had no idea penguins had such problems.

    I have a total baby face without it, and I tend to go for the laid back look anyway, so it suits me perfectly

    I mean shit




    Gwawk gwawk

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So could a rash be another one of those reasons to suggest she shave down there?


    Granted, the best way to get her to do it is to do it to yourself. Kinda like working out.

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Yeah, I look to young without my facial hair.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've never had the problem of trying to get a lady-friend to shave

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I've never had the problem of trying to get a lady-friend to shave

    I haven't really had a problem, per se. Either they do it already or I point out that I am more likely to.... <ahem> .... I can't think of a clever innuendo...go down... if its shaven.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    Ew...

    She at least bought you a new one, right? I mean, things could be all good if she did.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You could be like "could you shave your cunt? I think it's nicer when it's smooth."

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I've never had the problem of trying to get a lady-friend to shave

    I haven't really had a problem, per se. Either they do it already or I point out that I am more likely to.... <ahem> .... I can't think of a clever innuendo...go down... if its shaven.

    I have. It didn't work out. I gave ground, of course, but drew the line at demanding she at least trim down there. Led to a speedy end of the relationship.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    Ew...

    She at least bought you a new one, right? I mean, things could be all good if she did.

    Nope, she tried to be all cute and all "teehee, sorry" and forgot about it like it was no big thing.

    Har-dee-har, lets see how you like it when I swallow all your birth control pills... i mean, what?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    One time one of mine cut her wrist with my razor. So I basically just beat her up because she was too weakened to fight back. Stupid cooze.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My girlfriend and I share a razor.

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  • BuntaBunta Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    Ew...

    She at least bought you a new one, right? I mean, things could be all good if she did.

    Nope, she tried to be all cute and all "teehee, sorry" and forgot about it like it was no big thing.

    Har-dee-har, lets see how you like it when I swallow all your birth control pills... i mean, what?

    I do hope you changed out the blade for a new one.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't see what's wrong with sharing a razor if it's used in the same place

    I mean, those places are going to touch anyway
    So why the hell not

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bunta wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    Ew...

    She at least bought you a new one, right? I mean, things could be all good if she did.

    Nope, she tried to be all cute and all "teehee, sorry" and forgot about it like it was no big thing.

    Har-dee-har, lets see how you like it when I swallow all your birth control pills... i mean, what?

    I do hope you changed out the blade for a new one.


    He replaced her birth control with the used razor blades.

    HAH! That'll show that bitch what's the business.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I don't see what's wrong with sharing a razor if it's used in the same place

    I mean, those places are going to touch anyway
    So why the hell not

    Nusch, one day you and I will run away and live in Hippy Paradise.

    PS: My razor vibrates, it makes shaving my balls four times as fun. Exactly four times.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You got pills in my shaving cream!
    You got razors in my hormones!

    The hit new children's cereal

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Mine does too, Cal

    The pussies who are afraid to shave don't know what they're missing

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Mine does too, Cal

    The pussies who are afraid to shave don't know what they're missing

    PPS: Vibrating cockring = H5

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Bunta wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    Ew...

    She at least bought you a new one, right? I mean, things could be all good if she did.

    Nope, she tried to be all cute and all "teehee, sorry" and forgot about it like it was no big thing.

    Har-dee-har, lets see how you like it when I swallow all your birth control pills... i mean, what?

    I do hope you changed out the blade for a new one.


    He replaced her birth control with the used razor blades.

    HAH! That'll show that bitch what's the business.

    Why would he need to change the blade? It's not like she spilled AIDS blood all over it.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Major h5

    Only used it once so far, but it was awesome

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Major h5

    Only used it once so far, but it was awesome

    Well, you should go try it again because it's great. Especially when you're going at it from behind then it's all double your pleasure, double your fun, something's vibrating on my balls mint fun.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hahaha christ there is sobe all over my desk

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    nucsh shave your face weasel

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bongi I am not going to shave my face

    Because you don't know what I can do with my goatee
    Hint:
    It's nothing.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Bunta wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    One time, an ex used my precious mach3 razor to shave her legs and armpits without asking. This was during the nice beginning part of the relationship, and after that, it was all downhill.

    Ew...

    She at least bought you a new one, right? I mean, things could be all good if she did.

    Nope, she tried to be all cute and all "teehee, sorry" and forgot about it like it was no big thing.

    Har-dee-har, lets see how you like it when I swallow all your birth control pills... i mean, what?

    I do hope you changed out the blade for a new one.


    He replaced her birth control with the used razor blades.

    HAH! That'll show that bitch what's the business.

    Why would he need to change the blade? It's not like she spilled AIDS blood all over it.

    Like, when Natasha and I shave our junkcicles we put a fresh razor on, but then we just keep that razor on to do her legs and armpits and my face. I mean, why waste a perfectly good razor?

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would do my face, then the junkcicles, and then her legs and pits.

    I don't know if I would want a pit razor near my face, is all I'm sayin'

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