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Shaving problems

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I don't see what's wrong with sharing a razor if it's used in the same place

    I mean, those places are going to touch anyway
    So why the hell not

    Nusch, one day you and I will run away and live in Hippy Paradise.

    PS: My razor vibrates, it makes shaving my balls four times as fun. Exactly four times.

    Jesus Christ!
    I use the Norelco Body Groomer for down there. I am so fucking careful, it is unreal. It hardly nicks though cause of the shields and stuff. But a vibrating razor.... it just sounds like step one in a process to being castrated.

    Machismo on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Bongi I am not going to shave my face

    Because you don't know what I can do with my goatee
    Hint:
    It's nothing.

    such a disappointment

    tsplitter on
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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This thread is going places.

    In my wildest dreams, I did not imagine this thread going anywhere, but you have proven me wrong, SE++... I solute you all!

    misbehavin on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I would do my face, then the junkcicles, and then her legs and pits.

    I don't know if I would want a pit razor near my face, is all I'm sayin'

    I mean, we're far from methodical about it.

    Just when it's junk shaving time it's also new razor time.

    I don't care if somethin' that's been in her pits goes to my face. She shaves her pits after washing in the shower... so, like, I know they're probably clean and shit.

    Callius on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I don't see what's wrong with sharing a razor if it's used in the same place

    I mean, those places are going to touch anyway
    So why the hell not

    Nusch, one day you and I will run away and live in Hippy Paradise.

    PS: My razor vibrates, it makes shaving my balls four times as fun. Exactly four times.

    Jesus Christ!
    I use the Norelco Body Groomer for down there. I am so fucking careful, it is unreal. It hardly nicks though cause of the shields and stuff. But a vibrating razor.... it just sounds like step one in a process to being castrated.

    Not at all, it's one step towards awesomeness. It totally helps give you a boner which makes it safer.

    Callius on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    you should shave your face because THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

    bongi on
  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bongi I should shave my face because I'M GOING TO WORK NOW K BYE

    Nucsh on
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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I would do my face, then the junkcicles, and then her legs and pits.

    I don't know if I would want a pit razor near my face, is all I'm sayin'

    I mean, we're far from methodical about it.

    Just when it's junk shaving time it's also new razor time.

    I don't care if somethin' that's been in her pits goes to my face. She shaves her pits after washing in the shower... so, like, I know they're probably clean and shit.
    Awww.... it's so domestic of you.

    I just used a different trimming device entirely for my areas besides my face. Although I clean it between instances of use and such. It just seems different. Granted, I am a hairy Irish German and I need to at least trim if not shave my entire body outside of my arms and legs
    yes, my crack as well. I bet you wanted to hear that. I bet you got an erection from it.

    Machismo on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I have a hairy ass

    I don't even bother

    Nucsh on
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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I don't see what's wrong with sharing a razor if it's used in the same place

    I mean, those places are going to touch anyway
    So why the hell not

    Nusch, one day you and I will run away and live in Hippy Paradise.

    PS: My razor vibrates, it makes shaving my balls four times as fun. Exactly four times.

    Jesus Christ!
    I use the Norelco Body Groomer for down there. I am so fucking careful, it is unreal. It hardly nicks though cause of the shields and stuff. But a vibrating razor.... it just sounds like step one in a process to being castrated.

    Not at all, it's one step towards awesomeness. It totally helps give you a boner which makes it safer.

    Well, ya, I do make a habit of looking at some porn or make out with my girlfriend right before hand. It just makes it easier. Although the make out tends to lead to other activities than shaving... so ya, not the best idea.

    Machismo on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    Bongi I should shave my face because I'M GOING TO WORK NOW K BYE

    it's as good a reason as any!

    bongi on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    Filler Inc. on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote: »
    I have a hairy ass

    I don't even bother

    Oh jesus, my asscrack has been compared to a weasel or marmot before.

    Callius on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    all beards are red

    i swear it's like a fact

    i am blonde and my beard is red

    bongi on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    My dad beard is grey.

    I thought you were always right bongi, your image is shattered.

    Filler Inc. on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Machismo on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I was gonna trim my junk the other day but then I was all "Wait a minute sometimes I shower at the gym and I don't want to be the guy with trimmed pubes"

    Weaver on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, yes Im very irish. But I don't like red facial hair. I may just grow a nice pair of mutton chops.

    Filler Inc. on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    why does everyone use st patricks day as an excuse to get really drunk instead of drive snakes from their lands like st patrick actually did?

    i mean, we ride out and slay dragons on st george's day, we don't go out and get off our tits on e or something

    bongi on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I was gonna trim my junk the other day but then I was all "Wait a minute sometimes I shower at the gym and I don't want to be the guy with trimmed pubes"

    The fuck?
    Ya you do. First off, if someone makes fun of ya, you say, stop looking at my junk, fag! Viola. You won.

    Secondly, no reason to make it clean. Get the Norelco Body Groomer and just trim it down to a low height. That way you still got the manly mane, but your junk ain't covered by a black canopy of fur.

    Machismo on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hey Bongi what are some good Scottish saints

    Weaver on
  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Making fun of Bush is, from this day forth, not cool. It's like making fun of people with down syndrome... it may seem like a good idea, but everyone just thinks your a dick.

    Also, I'm Irish and my beard has flecks of red in it, but not completely red... It's great! It gives it that something extra, I think.

    misbehavin on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I am a firecrotch

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Making fun of Bush is, from this day forth, not cool. It's like making fun of people with down syndrome... it may seem like a good idea, but everyone just thinks your a dick.

    Also, I'm Irish and my beard has flecks of red in it, but not completely red... It's great! It gives it that something extra, I think.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a douche-bag who sends thousands of people to their deaths is fair game for being made fun of.

    Callius on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    why does everyone use st patricks day as an excuse to get really drunk instead of drive snakes from their lands like st patrick actually did?

    i mean, we ride out and slay dragons on st george's day, we don't go out and get off our tits on e or something

    what's st george's day?

    i think everyone just defines the irish almost exclusively by their drinking and it's as good an excuse as any

    mrpaku on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Making fun of Bush is, from this day forth, not cool. It's like making fun of people with down syndrome... it may seem like a good idea, but everyone just thinks your a dick.

    Also, I'm Irish and my beard has flecks of red in it, but not completely red... It's great! It gives it that something extra, I think.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a douche-bag who sends thousands of people to their deaths is fair game for being made fun of.

    Not if it's a really dumb insult, though.

    Javen on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    why does everyone use st patricks day as an excuse to get really drunk instead of drive snakes from their lands like st patrick actually did?

    i mean, we ride out and slay dragons on st george's day, we don't go out and get off our tits on e or something

    Cant we do both?

    Will it make you happy if while Im tossin back guiness and smiticks if I whack a snake on the head?

    Filler Inc. on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    hey Bongi what are some good Scottish saints

    i'm pretty sure the patron saint is andrew

    i dunno what he did

    but really, why bother after george killed a fucking dragon

    i mean you're never going to top that are you

    bongi on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Making fun of Bush is, from this day forth, not cool. It's like making fun of people with down syndrome... it may seem like a good idea, but everyone just thinks your a dick.

    Also, I'm Irish and my beard has flecks of red in it, but not completely red... It's great! It gives it that something extra, I think.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a douche-bag who sends thousands of people to their deaths is fair game for being made fun of.

    Hey man, He's the decider.

    Machismo on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Who's the saint of touching children and banning homosexuals from parades?

    Filler Inc. on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Making fun of Bush is, from this day forth, not cool. It's like making fun of people with down syndrome... it may seem like a good idea, but everyone just thinks your a dick.

    Also, I'm Irish and my beard has flecks of red in it, but not completely red... It's great! It gives it that something extra, I think.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a douche-bag who sends thousands of people to their deaths is fair game for being made fun of.

    Not if it's a really dumb insult, though.

    Oh, in that case go after the "Quality not quantity" issue. That's a whole different debate though, isn't it really?

    Callius on
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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Im growing a beard for st pattys day. This is not going to end well, when I realize my facial hair is red.

    The hell you say! Red? Irish? It goes together like.... like.... Bush and retardation!

    Making fun of Bush is, from this day forth, not cool. It's like making fun of people with down syndrome... it may seem like a good idea, but everyone just thinks your a dick.

    Also, I'm Irish and my beard has flecks of red in it, but not completely red... It's great! It gives it that something extra, I think.

    No, I'm pretty sure that a douche-bag who sends thousands of people to their deaths is fair game for being made fun of.

    Not if it's a really dumb insult, though.

    Hey, it was known to be a bad insult being the two ellipses are there.

    I don't claim to be a comedian. I just no that I can be entirely self-deprecating and be just fine.

    Machismo on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Who's the saint of touching children and banning homosexuals from parades?

    that's at least two different saints man

    mrpaku on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Who's the saint of touching children and banning homosexuals from parades?

    Banning homosexuals from parades?
    Sorry?
    Are they planning to do that whole, marching in leather chaps and Dorthy outfits? Cause if so, they were done a service.

    Machismo on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Where's there day and parades?

    Its not fair.

    Filler Inc. on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Who wants to kiss my reliquary?

    Weaver on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Who's the saint of touching children and banning homosexuals from parades?

    Banning homosexuals from parades?
    Sorry?
    Are they planning to do that whole, marching in leather chaps and Dorthy outfits? Cause if so, they were done a service.

    New york or boston, probably boston, banned homosexuals from marching in the st patricksday parade.

    Filler Inc. on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Y'know... I will often contemplate the last 6 years worth of American Foreign policy and I'll just... I just ...


    Jesus christ, it seems so surreal to me. Like, I know it happened... but, I just can't believe that anyone was fucking dumb enough to actually make it happen.

    Seriously, every step of the way I just watched (well, watched, wrote letters and protested) and thought to myself "This is a bad idea. This idea has 'Bad Idea' written in four hundred foot tall flaming letters stapled directly onto it."

    I dunno, maybe the sign was too big to see... maybe they only saw the flaming giant B and were like "oh, I guess it's a B idea... well, we could try for an A+ idea, but hell, that's good enough." I don't know...

    I just... what the fuck?! How can any of the current US foreign policy EVER seem to be a good idea? What planets have to align for someone to think that this brain dead policy might actually fucking work?





    christ...

    Callius on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ATTN: Gays

    Stop having parades where you dance around with giant phalli whilst dressed as flamingos.

    Weaver on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    they have they own parade, geez

    next thing you know they'll be wanting a gay martin luther king jr. day

    mrpaku on
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