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NFL Thread: It's DRAFT Day!

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I am going to get absolutely bombed today.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    And then the internet gaffe was countered by a TV gaffe

    http://deadspin.com/5882411/

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I guess I'm the only person who likes the pro bowl then

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I noticed this year there were a lot more "stand around while a play happens" situations than in previous years in the Pro Bowl.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I would actually like the Pro Bowl

    If the winners actually got something

    I mean, hell, at least you get homefield advantage in the MLB All Star Game

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I would actually like the Pro Bowl

    If the winners actually got something

    I mean, hell, at least you get homefield advantage in the MLB All Star Game

    home field based on the all star game is the dumbest fucking thing ever ever ever.

    Pro Bowlers get a bonus money wise (on top of if they have that incentive in their contract, if thats possible) and get to go to Hawaii for a week.

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote:
    I would actually like the Pro Bowl

    If the winners actually got something

    I mean, hell, at least you get homefield advantage in the MLB All Star Game

    home field based on the all star game is the dumbest fucking thing ever ever ever.

    Pro Bowlers get a bonus money wise (on top of if they have that incentive in their contract, if thats possible) and get to go to Hawaii for a week.

    I like it that way because at least it's determined by an actual game of some sort

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I'm not saying the homefield advantage isn't dumb, it is

    But at least it gives something to play for

    Pro Bowl, they get a bonus and a Hawaii trip, whoopee, they don't need to actually work during the game, they can just BS their way through the 60 minutes, it doesn't matter

    At least the All Star Game matters for the World Series, dumb as it is

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    It's a no brainer to half ass it in the Pro Bowl.

    Get hurting going all out playing a meaningless game and risk the next season?

    well, "meaningless". The winners get 50k. That's peanuts for someone in the NFL.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    hoping the pats win now, going for maximum schadenfreude

  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    hoping the pats win now, going for maximum schadenfreude

    This is the wrong opinion and you are wrong for expressing it.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Rootin for the Pats so Brian Waters can get a ring.

    Blonde Danny Devito is freaking me out.

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    MegaMan001 wrote:
    hoping the pats win now, going for maximum schadenfreude

    This is the wrong opinion and you are wrong for expressing it.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Believe me, I was shocked too.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    alrighty, going to see the game with family now

    see you all on the other side

    TheySlashThem on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    MegaMan001 wrote:
    Believe me, I was shocked too.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    the only victory tonight is if Madonna misses her cue and the halftime show is cancelled

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    No

    The halftime show with Madonna and Nicki Minaj will be the best thing about this Super Bowl

    It claimed this the instant it was announced

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Who watches the halftime show?

    Puppy Bowl is where it is at.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i am going to risk becoming extremely unpopular and say that i don't like the puppy bowl

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    The Puppy Bowl only tries to be an incredibly adorable time-waster to build you up for the Super Bowl

    At that, it is successful

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i am going to play just cause 2 to prepare for a night at work, not watching The Big Game

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I'll watch the half time show.

    I hope Madonna is wearing a tank top.

  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    what nbc.com?

    silverlight? probably going to be a little difficult to get running on my linux box hooked up to my tv

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I'm preparing for the game by playing Madden and Final Fantasy XIII-2

    Back to back

    Over and over again

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    Who watches the halftime show?

    Puppy Bowl is where it is at.

    Do you know how torn I am between Madonna and Nicki Minaj

    and puppies?

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Isoldae wrote:
    Who watches the halftime show?

    Puppy Bowl is where it is at.

    Do you know how torn I am between Madonna and Nicki Minaj

    and puppies?

    That's why the Puppy Bowl's on now silly

    They don't wanna compete for your attention

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    oh

    spoilers: I've never watched the Puppy Bowl

  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    I'm not sure I understand Stafford for comeback poty. He had his first solid season. What did he come back from?

    I had the same thought about Stafford.

    I'll take the bait post(s). Here's why Stafford won comeback player of the year:

    Fuck you, that's why.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I don't got no cable so I can't watch no Puppy Bowl.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Marth wrote:
    I don't got no cable so I can't watch no Puppy Bowl.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Isoldae wrote:
    Marth wrote:
    I don't got no cable so I can't watch no Puppy Bowl.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    mcp wrote:
    I'll watch the half time show.

    I hope Madonna is wearing a tank top.

    Why would you wish this horror on us?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Butters wrote:
    I'm not sure I understand Stafford for comeback poty. He had his first solid season. What did he come back from?

    I had the same thought about Stafford.

    I'll take the bait post(s). Here's why Stafford won comeback player of the year:

    Fuck you, that's why.

    I can't argue with that.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Bogey wrote:
    HAPPY TOM BRADY DAY!! :o

    x2

    But since everyone is picking the Giants I guess we're in for a long day. After all, although they scored fewer points, gave up more points, turned the ball over more, took the ball away less, were outscored by their opponents and won 4 fewer regular season games than the Patriots, they absolutely destroyed the 49ers by tricking them into overtime so their backup punt returner could fumble the ball deep in his own territory. That's fucking momentum.

    And sure even without that edge, their confidence would have to be high given the match ups at Quarterback and Head Coach. I mean yeah Tom Brady threw for the second most yards in NFL history but his 39/12 TD-INT ratio is 3 times worse than his unanimous MVP season in 2010 and he didn't even win one of his three Super Bowls that year. Compare that to Eli Manning, who is so good that many people didn't laugh when he compared himself to Brady before the season and whose statistics put him comfortably close to being a top 5 active QB if we only look at his stats this year. And while Belichick has been getting complacent, people were calling for Coughlin's head this and every other season, giving him that cornered animal whose face is suffering frost bite constantly and is becoming dehydrated due to chronic nasal drip feel.

    All that matters is the best way to prepare for a Super Bowl is to spend two weeks with 2/3rds of bettors and 80% of the media assuring you that you are going to win it.

    PantsB on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    mcp wrote:
    I'll watch the half time show.

    I hope Madonna is wearing a tank top.

    Why would you wish this horror on us?

    Nothing's more horrible than seeing Madonna wearing a short sleeve shirt for the first time

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I am watching this super bowl now

    preshow stuff is nonsense

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
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