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The Hot Gates ("300" Movie Thread)

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    wait

    where do i get the soundtrack for 300

    it's not even out yet

    <.<

    >.>

    by other means

    Please, go into detail

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lets just say that you may find yourself quite pleased if you go searching for the name "tyler bates". at some websites.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Some websites eh?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Defender you can't go on for pages and pages about horrible Warcraft backstory and then say that Ghostbusters 2 sucked. It's a credibility issue.

    Whoa whoa hold on. I just said that the backstory was dogshit. That should ADD credibility, if anything. I did not read the Extended Universe-ish backstory, I just said it sounds like ass compared to the story in the game.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think they should make a movie about how Greek aristocrats would give their children as apprentices, and then their masters would have sexual relations with them. And some scenes with the naked gymnasiums and being rubbed down in olive oil.

    Or is that already the premise of this movie?
    Godfather wrote: »
    Christ, if this doesn't get picture of the year i'm going to be seriously pissed.


    After seeing The Departed win the award, anything's possible now.

    Isn't it that movies that come out close to the Oscars can get nominated even if they're released afterwards? It seems if they thought they had any chance for one they would've screened it and everything in time.

    And The Departed deserved nothing. It wasn't much better than any other movie where people have guns and shoot each other. And the ending was ridiculous.

    I don't think I saw Ghost Busters 2...

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So the local newspaper in town had a big article on 300.

    They went on and on about how "the only way 300 can be successful is if they use the incredible amount of man-meat in this movie properly to attract gay males."
    That "this movie will only attract Frank Miller fanboys and geeks."

    I found it amusing.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Me and most of my friends wanna see this movie.

    Perhaps when it comes out we can all go see it as a group.

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A gay group?! o_O

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Maybe, everyone who wants to see it is a guy.

    :winky:

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If SOAP can generate decent ticket sales just on Internet hype alone, this movie has the potential topple some charts.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Spartans were kinda gay, so why not?

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  • StigmaStigma Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Uhh yup.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Psh the real challenge is finding a greek that wasn't gay.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think as far as sexuality goes we are much more closely related to Bonobos than Chimps.

    They have sex with everything they see (both sexes) all the time. Its like saying hello for them.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Best way to say hello ever.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah I tried saying hello to some bitch in an alleyway and she blew a whistle and started screaming at me

    what a twat

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Did you refer to her as a bitch while you were trying to say hello?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    HELLO BITCH!

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SURPRISE BITCH

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's not rape if you yell surprise!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited March 2007
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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ohoho

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This is the manliest of movies

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Maybe, everyone who wants to see it is a guy.

    :winky:

    I'm going on saturday (rather than opening night) because a girl wants to see it with me. She might have a penis though, I'll let you guys know when I find out.
    :winky:

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I visited Sparta when I was in Greece, guys.



    Had some gyros, saw some ruins.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ...greased up some locals...

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh man i would like to see this movie.


    any of you Bostoners know a nearby IMAX showing this?

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah i was wanting to mention that for this movie to be accurate basically every spartan should be nude except for cape and weapons

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah i was wanting to mention that for this movie to be accurate basically every spartan should be nude except for cape and weapons

    Accurate to the comic book right? There's dongs in the comic. In that whole "Yeah I drew it but I didn't shade it because then I'd be gay" style.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh man i would like to see this movie.


    any of you Bostoners know a nearby IMAX showing this?

    Jordan's Furniture in Natick is going to be showing it.
    I don't know where you're from but basically it's on Rt. 9 in the Natick/Framingham shopping area near where the natick mall is.
    http://www.jordansimaxtheatre.com/

    There's also another one in Reading.

    That's all for MA though.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah i was wanting to mention that for this movie to be accurate basically every spartan should be nude except for cape and weapons

    Accurate to the comic book right? There's dongs in the comic. In that whole "Yeah I drew it but I didn't shade it because then I'd be gay" style.
    I know that style. My anatomy drawing book uses that style.

    After this they should make a movie about the isle of Lesbos, just to be fair.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So...uh...I get to see it tonight. For free.

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  • cold wolfcold wolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    So...uh...I get to see it tonight. For free.
    The joys of workin at the theatre mirite

    No srsly I hate you.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GOD DAMNIT ZERO....

    Tell us how it is.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ZeroZero I hate you.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    cold wolf wrote: »
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    So...uh...I get to see it tonight. For free.
    The joys of workin at the theatre mirite

    No srsly I hate you.

    BUT HE HAS TO WORK AT A FUCKING THEATRE.

    Totally not worth the free movies.

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  • SpaceGhostSpaceGhost Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    300 seconds of 300

    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?name=movies&id=1553704&vid=136403

    Only I'm from Canada and can't watch the video. Great.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I may be seeing it this Friday


    In IMAX




    With friends.


















    :D

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm seeing it a week after it opens. It's not going to be any different on the 16th than will be on opening night.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SpaceGhost wrote: »
    300 seconds of 300

    http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?name=movies&id=1553704&vid=136403

    Only I'm from Canada and can't watch the video. Great.

    I do believe this is what you are searching for:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWzCdxhgFEU

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