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The Hot Gates ("300" Movie Thread)

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave that is just a reversal scenario. TFS noticed the girls, made a swift analysis of their most likely social subgroup based on clothing and actions and other such identifiers, noticed the puddle, and made the concious decision to splash them.

    The scenario you provide would most likely have involved the girl driving the huge SUV while on a cell phone with a peer while paying only enough attention to the road to actually not run TFS over or hit a parked car.

    Weaver on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't think that edit was really necessary.
    We can assume these things with Bogey.

    I didn't know that Bogey was a porn afficionado. I stand corrected.

    he is a white girl afficianado

    PiptheFair on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Time to go catch my bus home.

    Weaver on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Lord Dave that is just a reversal scenario. TFS noticed the girls, made a swift analysis of their most likely social subgroup based on clothing and actions and other such identifiers, noticed the puddle, and made the concious decision to splash them.

    The scenario you provide would most likely have involved the girl driving the huge SUV while on a cell phone with a peer while paying only enough attention to the road to actually not run TFS over or hit a parked car.

    I asked about the story afterwards, not a description of the event.
    Summary is not analysis.
    C-

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So it would seem the Iranians are none too happy with this movie, even though it will never be released there due to Iran's restrictions on Western media.

    Apparently the movie is a propaganda film by the US at it
    tries to “humiliate” Iran in order to reverse historical reality and “compensate for its wrongdoings in order to provoke American soldiers and warmongers” against Iran.

    This is the best part:
    “The film depicts Iranians as demons, without culture, feeling or humanity, who think of nothing except attacking other nations and killing people,” Ayende-No said in its article Tuesday.

    Because it certainly wasn't Darius or Xerxes who invaded Greece. Certainly not.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.

    naporeon on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.

    If you had found me a job by now, I could be doing this with you guys.

    Thanks for nothing, Nappy.

    p.s. I'm getting fed up with Dallas, in case that wasn't obvious enough.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dude, if you really want, I can probably get you a job where I work.

    I have hiring privileges.

    PM me your resume/skillset, email address, and desired salary.

    naporeon on
  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What are you doing for St Pat's, Darth?

    RocketScience on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    PipTheFair wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't think that edit was really necessary.
    We can assume these things with Bogey.
    I didn't know that Bogey was a porn afficionado. I stand corrected.
    he is a white girl afficianado
    :P

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Dude, if you really want, I can probably get you a job where I work.

    I have hiring privileges.

    PM me your resume/skillset, email address, and desired salary.

    I can kill men with my bare hands; what else would you need in corporate America?

    RocketScience: Probably hanging with J.Grant and his wife and crew of miscreants. You?

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "There's no reason we can't be civil.."

    tugga on
  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Dude, if you really want, I can probably get you a job where I work.

    I have hiring privileges.

    PM me your resume/skillset, email address, and desired salary.

    I can kill men with my bare hands; what else would you need in corporate America?

    RocketScience: Probably hanging with J.Grant and his wife and crew of miscreants. You?
    I'm in Irving for work, and I was planning on getting drunk.

    RocketScience on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm hitting the flying saucer in Addison in about fifteen minutes. Look for the guy with the shaved head and a blue dress shirt and black slacks.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    "There's no reason we can't be civil.."

    That is like our motto, except we put a period after "reason".

    Lord Dave on
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  • RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm hitting the flying saucer in Addison in about fifteen minutes. Look for the guy with the shaved head and a blue dress shirt and black slacks.

    I didn't mean tonight, but you may have yourself a deal.

    RocketScience on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Dude, if you really want, I can probably get you a job where I work.

    I have hiring privileges.

    PM me your resume/skillset, email address, and desired salary.

    HIRE ME!
    jk
    I'm just about to complete my AA, haven't even started on my bachelor's yet.

    Druhim on
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Dude, if you really want, I can probably get you a job where I work.

    I have hiring privileges.

    PM me your resume/skillset, email address, and desired salary.

    HIRE ME!
    jk
    I'm just about to complete my AA, haven't even started on my bachelor's yet.

    I'm almost done with my BA! Hire me? Wait, that means having to move.

    IpseDixit on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, the lowest position I have hiring authority for starts at just upwards of $30k/year. Not a grand living, for sure, but I started at even less than that, and am making far more now.

    naporeon on
  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.


    Can't go wrong with Optimus Rhyme and The Goondocks. I can hook you up with all the info if you're interested.

    Cerrius on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.

    If you had found me a job by now, I could be doing this with you guys.

    Thanks for nothing, Nappy.

    p.s. I'm getting fed up with Dallas, in case that wasn't obvious enough.
    You knew Dallas fucking blew. Man, seriously, fuck that place.

    Dynagrip on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Well, the lowest position I have hiring authority for starts at just upwards of $30k/year. Not a grand living, for sure, but I started at even less than that, and am making far more now.

    After almost 2 years back in school do you realize how grand that sounds? Once I have my bachelors though, I have to keep telling myself it'll be worth it. :lol:

    Druhim on
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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.


    Can't go wrong with Optimus Rhyme and The Goondocks. I can hook you up with all the info if you're interested.

    The Goondocks?

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Go back to ignoring me, shit head.

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.


    Can't go wrong with Optimus Rhyme and The Goondocks. I can hook you up with all the info if you're interested.

    The Goondocks?


    Yes, The Goondocks, a band native to Seattle. Saturday they're having a CD release party with Optimus Rhyme, Beefy, and MC Router. Tommy's Nightclub at University & 47th Street in the University District.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.


    Can't go wrong with Optimus Rhyme and The Goondocks. I can hook you up with all the info if you're interested.

    The Goondocks?


    Yes, The Goondocks, a band native to Seattle. Saturday they're having a CD release party with Optimus Rhyme, Beefy, and MC Router. Tommy's Nightclub at University & 47th Street in the University District.



    Neat.

    Borfase on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Man Borfase isn't even an entertaining troll anymore, he's just pointless.

    Druhim on
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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I like it, but they sound a little too much like Optimus Rhyme.

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Could someone please quote Borfase's post immediately beneath my last? I have a feeling it relates to my post, but I don't want to hit "View Post," because I don't know if I'll ever be able to ignore it again.

    naporeon on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Man Borfase isn't even an entertaining troll anymore, he's just pointless.

    Oh shut the fuck up, Dave. I came in here asking an honest question about a band that I was curious about because I like Optimus Rhyme and your little idiot friend came in and started dogging me.

    Borfase on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Bearcat on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Yeah but the Spartans at least went out in a blazy of glory.

    Borfase on
    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Bearcat wrote: »
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Yeah but the Spartans at least went out in a blazy of glory.

    They sure did, Borfase. They sure did.

    Bearcat on
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I...I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.

    Borfase on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Oh come on, as enjoyable as the movie may be have you considered the thread's gone off topic because there's really only so much that can be said about it before everyone's just repeating each other?

    Druhim on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bearcat wrote: »
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Oh come on, as enjoyable as the movie may be have you considered the thread's gone off topic because there's really only so much that can be said about it before everyone's just repeating each other?

    That sounds like something a PERSIAN would say.

    Bearcat on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bearcat wrote: »
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Oh come on, as enjoyable as the movie may be have you considered the thread's gone off topic because there's really only so much that can be said about it before everyone's just repeating each other?

    That sounds like something a PERSIAN would say.

    Our penises will blot out the sun!

    Druhim on
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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bearcat wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bearcat wrote: »
    This thread bares a similar plot to the movie.
    It lasted a few days, then was over-run by the invading faggots.

    Oh come on, as enjoyable as the movie may be have you considered the thread's gone off topic because there's really only so much that can be said about it before everyone's just repeating each other?

    That sounds like something a PERSIAN would say.

    Our penises will blot out the sun!

    Perhaps a walk will cool our tongues. A walk towards this large hole over here.

    Bearcat on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver, Dru, and any other non-lame fuckers that live in Seattle: Let us booze this weekend. Perhaps at a karaoke bar, so that we might involve Jordyn and Fram.

    I'll be at Ranks house Friday night and sailing out of Anacortes all day Saturday.

    Weaver on
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