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The Hot Gates ("300" Movie Thread)

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    MAN IT SURE IS GOOD THAT RANK AND I ARE PALS AND I HANG OUT WITH HIM TOO

    *sob*

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pffffft maybe he wouldn't mind extra company

    Weaver on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my God you guys

    You guys, I finally saw the movie

    Oh my God

    Oh my fucking God

    Holy shit, dudes

    SO MANLY

    I feel the need to build a car or become a lumberjack or smash an unopened beer can over my forehead or something equally manly

    Someond give me something manly to do

    I will do it RIGHT NOW

    TheySlashThem on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my God you guys

    You guys, I finally saw the movie

    Oh my God

    Oh my fucking God

    Holy shit, dudes

    SO MANLY

    I feel the need to build a car or become a lumberjack or smash an unopened beer can over my forehead or something equally manly

    Someond give me something manly to do

    I will do it RIGHT NOW

    Bone some guy in the ass.

    msuitepyon on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Oh my God you guys

    You guys, I finally saw the movie

    Oh my God

    Oh my fucking God

    Holy shit, dudes

    SO MANLY

    I feel the need to build a car or become a lumberjack or smash an unopened beer can over my forehead or something equally manly

    Someond give me something manly to do

    I will do it RIGHT NOW

    Bone some guy in the ass.

    Are you volunteering?

    TheySlashThem on
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Oh my God you guys

    You guys, I finally saw the movie

    Oh my God

    Oh my fucking God

    Holy shit, dudes

    SO MANLY

    I feel the need to build a car or become a lumberjack or smash an unopened beer can over my forehead or something equally manly

    Someond give me something manly to do

    I will do it RIGHT NOW

    Bone some guy in the ass.

    Are you volunteering?

    Only if you keep yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    Oh my God you guys

    You guys, I finally saw the movie

    Oh my God

    Oh my fucking God

    Holy shit, dudes

    SO MANLY

    I feel the need to build a car or become a lumberjack or smash an unopened beer can over my forehead or something equally manly

    Someond give me something manly to do

    I will do it RIGHT NOW

    Bone some guy in the ass.

    Are you volunteering?

    Only if you keep yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

    Deal!

    TheySlashThem on
  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I saw it for the second time today, I was unlucky because four people who talked during the movie and brought a BABY with them sat next me. It was even better the second time though and I can't wait to go see it in IMAX next week.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Throw the people and the baby off a cliff.

    Defender on
  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    or kick them down a well in slow motion

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A baby was gurgling behind me during the Spartan's last stand. It didn't make a single sound during the loud battle scenes at all, which surprised everyone.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Just saw it.

    And it was FUCKING AMAZING.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A bunch of my floormates are watching a shitty quality downloaded copy of the movie. Makes me want to vomit they'll watch that butchery of it.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So it would seem the Iranians are none too happy with this movie, even though it will never be released there due to Iran's restrictions on Western media.

    Apparently the movie is a propaganda film by the US at it
    tries to “humiliate” Iran in order to reverse historical reality and “compensate for its wrongdoings in order to provoke American soldiers and warmongers” against Iran.

    This is the best part:
    “The film depicts Iranians as demons, without culture, feeling or humanity, who think of nothing except attacking other nations and killing people,” Ayende-No said in its article Tuesday.

    Because it certainly wasn't Darius or Xerxes who invaded Greece. Certainly not.

    everyone knows Xerxes invaded greece to liberate the people from the horrors of freedom

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OH GOD! FREEDOM! RUN AWAY!

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  • DarkseidDarkseid Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Just saw it. Almost shit myself.

    Have started digging large hole in ground

    Darkseid on
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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    OH GOD! FREEDOM! RUN AWAY!

    Run, freedom, run! Freedom, run away! My friends, you gotta run run-a, run-a run, freedom, run away!

    That freedom sun will shine someday; til then you better run run-a, run-a run, freedom, run away!

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm hitting the flying saucer in Addison in about fifteen minutes. Look for the guy with the shaved head and a blue dress shirt and black slacks.

    I didn't mean tonight, but you may have yourself a deal.

    So, RocketScience is a pretty chill dude. I have to apologize for my buddy Kris, though; homey's gonna join the Navy in a few days and he's been pretty much packing in all the excitement he can. I'll see if I can get your ass invited to LOST night, duder.

    Darth Waiter on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys everyone knows that Persia was only defending it's soveriegn right to develop new farming and irrigation techniques for the betterment of it's people and the Greek armies were just western aggressors who wanted to maintain a monopoly on the top agricultural techniques of the time.

    Weaver on
  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Guys everyone knows that Persia was only defending it's soveriegn right to develop new farming and irrigation techniques for the betterment of it's people and the Greek armies were just western aggressors who wanted to maintain a monopoly on the top agricultural techniques of the time.


    Weaver, whats up with you and farming and irrigation? Every single time someone brings up someother country, you're like " lrn2farm afrika" or "lrn2irigate n00b."

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Guys everyone knows that Persia was only defending it's soveriegn right to develop new farming and irrigation techniques for the betterment of it's people and the Greek armies were just western aggressors who wanted to maintain a monopoly on the top agricultural techniques of the time.

    zomg

    it's just like iraq

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey kids! Farming makes food! For eating!

    Weaver on
  • GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey kids! Farming makes food! For eating!


    No...grocery stores make food.



    Farms are for hot teengirl/horse sexings.


    This is what the internets teach us

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  • Fission MailedFission Mailed Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GefahrMaus wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Hey kids! Farming makes food! For eating!


    No...grocery stores make food.



    Farms are for hot teengirl/horse sexings.


    This is what the internets teach us

    I call them Food Libraries.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Spawn more Overlords!

    Bogey on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    good morning, bogestrom

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Hello, Rank! How are you?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh god.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yes

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I remember reading some terribly written review on AICN where the guy said that heavy music played during the fight scenes. I was kind of disappointed when this turned out not to be the case.

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    duhhhh i like spaghetti-o's lolz
  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    NSFW? I dont know, I already have one stupid infraction.
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    Theres a bunch of stupid, and some funny, pictures at this place

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    FirmSkater, that photoshop reminds me of Mirrormask for some reason.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    PACKAGE

    TO THE FACE

    bongi on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    FirmSkater, that photoshop reminds me of Mirrormask for some reason.

    Hahahahahah yes the sphinx's!

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  • StratoStrato Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I watched MirrorMask for about five seconds.

    I really hate stories about carnies.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Strato wrote: »
    I watched MirrorMask for about five seconds.

    I really hate stories about carnies.

    "Small hands; smell of cabbage."

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  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Strato wrote: »
    I watched MirrorMask for about five seconds.

    I really hate stories about carnies.

    What about Carnivale?

    Dusda on
    and this sig. and this twitch stream.
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Hahahahahah yes the sphinx's!

    "Hungry!"

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