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The Hot Gates ("300" Movie Thread)

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "LOOK AN IDIOT!"

    "Where?!"

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    *munchmunchmunch*

    "There's no reason we can't be civil."

    *stabstabstab*

    "Yes, my king."

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    God, those creepy manakins......

    OH GOD DONT LET THEM TOUCH YOU! THATS HOW THEY STEAL YOUR SOUL!

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    good lord I could watch this movie every day for a month

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah, about the whole kneeling thing...

    Well, you see, as I was... slaughtering your men, I...

    Well, my knee sort of cramped up you see, so it's just not going to work.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am going to assume you are talking about either Mirrormask or 300, both of which would fit well with what you said.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    OH GOD SO CREEPY!

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Why do birds...
    Suddenly appear?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the touching.... oh god the touching......



    the touching.....

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dusda wrote: »
    Strato wrote: »
    I watched MirrorMask for about five seconds.

    I really hate stories about carnies.

    What about Carnivale?

    Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

    So good.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Both Mirrormask and Carnivale were totally amazing.

    And I saw 300 again last night and its unstoppably good. I want it on DVD so I jcan just have it playing nonstop in my house all the time while I do other stuff.

    I also started going to the gym again. These two things are completely unrelated.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jackal wrote: »
    Dusda wrote: »
    Strato wrote: »
    I watched MirrorMask for about five seconds.

    I really hate stories about carnies.

    What about Carnivale?

    Oh gosh. Oh gosh. Oh gosh.

    So good.
    Indeed.

    And I'm going to just go ahead and say that I think that the show ended perfectly.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So, I guess this made 70 million on the opening weekend and set a record for March and the third highest-grossing first-weekend for an R rated movie and apparently they were shocked because they expected only comic book geeks to go and see this to make them a 40 million dollar opening weekend but droves of WOMEN went to see it and so now the producers are scrambling to come up with a sequel.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man what?

    That is fucking retarded. You must be joking. Seriously.

    Like, did you get that from The Onion or something?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    301: More Abs And Rape, the feel good rom-com of Summer 2008

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have sources Naporeon.


    Also the newspaper.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Yeah that is a terrible idea.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    10,000

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I kinda hate the term "rom-com".
    I don't know why I keep using it.

    That and "frock".

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Did Miller do any other comic books in this era or surrounding eras?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    no no, you guys dont have the vision.


    Picture this.... A rocky greek scene. Peacefull... silent... except for the rumble of troops.


    Over the hil comes an army of ZOMBIE SPARTANS!

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Women don't like zombies.

    They like abs and rape.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    no no, you guys dont have the vision.


    Picture this.... A rocky greek scene. Peacefull... silent... except for the rumble of troops.


    Over the hil comes an army of ZOMBIE SPARTANS!
    Lay down your arms!

    *splotch* Hrrrrrrrrrg.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think they also ended up liking the Kickass Queen.

    All, "Only Spartan women give birth to real men."


    BURN

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    299: What a Messenian We've Made

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    wombat wrote: »
    299: What a Messenian We've Made

    ahahahaha

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    The sequel will have a newly-healed-and-returned Leonidas (since Faramir never actually saw him die) lead the armies of Greece to the heart of the Persian empire.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    whatever, college boy

    (why can't I stop doing that?)



    aw, he deleted his post

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I think they also ended up liking the Kickass Queen.

    All, "Only Spartan women give birth to real men."

    BURN
    I also really liked the Spartan insult Leonidas throws at the hunchback there at the end. :)

    [Edit - Heh, wombat deleted his post and now you're just talking crazy, LD! ]

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm glad you deleted the explanation, wombat, since it was roughly twelve times funnier without it.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    in the sequel the americans will come in and help save the spartans!



    yay! go america!

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Might finally get to see this this weekend.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    I'm glad you deleted the explanation, wombat, since it was roughly twelve times funnier without it.

    I dont know what you're talking about


    :|

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fucking Rambo and the Terminator show up and save Leonidas.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The sequel will be a sensitive and thoughtful look at the conflict from the Persian perspective.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Three Hundred Two.
    Is it the sequel, or a new movie called 302? You don't know!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?
    Does he hate large sums of money?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Threehundrewhatthefuckiswiththatgoatdude?

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