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The Hot Gates ("300" Movie Thread)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Bladehands: The Musical

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?
    Does he hate large sums of money?
    Well, Alan Moore does.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?
    Does he hate large sums of money?

    300: Part 2: With a Vengeance: HEY YOUUUU GUUUUUUYYYYSSSS

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?
    Does he hate large sums of money?
    Well but I mean, didn't he get all huffy about Sin City ever being made into a movie and only through really slow coaxing and probably a lot of cash did he finally consent?

    Wouldn't that mean he has some shred of dignity left?

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I think they also ended up liking the Kickass Queen.

    All, "Only Spartan women give birth to real men."


    BURN

    It was like they inserted a Lifetime Original Movie in there.

    I am strong independent single mother!

    oh shit rape

    No I am still strong and you perverts and Abe Lincolns will get your comeuppance!

    Also, lots of chiseled manly mans with no shirts.

    Meredith Baxter Birney should have played the queen.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How about a prequel?

    Marathon: 26 Miles To Athens

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bladehands: The Musical

    i would see it

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  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm opting for

    10,000

    The story of the Persian Immortals, the deadliest fighting force in all of Asia and who apparently were almost entirely made up of Japanese Orc ninja samurai.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?
    Does he hate large sums of money?
    Well but I mean, didn't he get all huffy about Sin City ever being made into a movie and only through really slow coaxing and probably a lot of cash did he finally consent?

    Wouldn't that mean he has some shred of dignity left?
    I think it'll be a lot easier for him to just accept the cash now. He's like an addict.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What was with that fatass sword-hands guy anyway.
    I thought I was watching Hellraiser for a second there.

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    you know what would be awesome?

    a multiplatform 300 video game where one of the minigames is "guess the tranny"

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    What was with that fatass sword-hands guy anyway.
    I thought I was watching Hellraiser for a second there.

    motherfuckin' bladehands

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bladehands: The Musical

    YES

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    What was with that fatass sword-hands guy anyway.
    I thought I was watching Hellraiser for a second there.
    I just wondered why he was in the trailer when he got 10 seconds of actual screen time.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    I think it'll be a lot easier for him to just accept the cash now. He's like an addict.
    It hurts when you talk this way. :(

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I think they also ended up liking the Kickass Queen.

    All, "Only Spartan women give birth to real men."

    BURN
    I also really liked the Spartan insult Leonidas throws at the hunchback there at the end. :)

    [Edit - Heh, wombat deleted his post and now you're just talking crazy, LD! ]

    The guy that betrayed the greeks' name means "nightmare" in Greek. It's a classic burn.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    Seriously, that first Senator the Queen meets up with would be perfect as Abraham Lincoln.

    Also, coming soon: 13 Going On 300, starring Jennifer Garner.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    What was with that fatass sword-hands guy anyway.
    I thought I was watching Hellraiser for a second there.
    I just wondered why he was in the trailer when he got 10 seconds of actual screen time.

    he's motherfuckin' bladehands
    Bogey wrote: »
    Seriously, that first Senator the Queen meets up with would be perfect as Abraham Lincoln.

    Also, coming soon: 13 Going On 300, starring Jennifer Gardner.

    haha, we all noticed he was abe lincoln, too

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    10,000
    The Rapening

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    What was with that fatass sword-hands guy anyway.
    I thought I was watching Hellraiser for a second there.
    I just wondered why he was in the trailer when he got 10 seconds of actual screen time.

    That way, people wouldn't be all "wtf hahahah" when they saw him in the movie.

    Of course, it happened anyway.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    300 Miles to Spart-land

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    I think it'll be a lot easier for him to just accept the cash now. He's like an addict.
    It hurts when you talk this way. :(
    I'm sorry. I would live in your world too.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Three Hundred and One Dalmations

    (they're spartan dalmations)

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Seriously, that first Senator the Queen meets up with would be perfect as Abraham Lincoln.

    Also, coming soon: 13 Going On 300, starring Jennifer Gardner.
    haha, we all noticed he was abe lincoln, too
    Awesome! :o

    Also coming soon: Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short reunite for The 300 Amigos, the epic version of the Battle of Santo Poco.

    [Edit - Haha, stop deleting your posts, wombat! ]

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The 300 Musketeers

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Seriously, that first Senator the Queen meets up with would be perfect as Abraham Lincoln.

    Also, coming soon: 13 Going On 300, starring Jennifer Gardner.
    haha, we all noticed he was abe lincoln, too
    Awesome! :o

    Also coming soon: Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short reunite for The 300 Amigos, the epic version of the Battle of Santo Poco.

    [Edit - Haha, stop deleting your posts, wombat! ]
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    300 things I hate about you

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  • wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Seriously, that first Senator the Queen meets up with would be perfect as Abraham Lincoln.

    Also, coming soon: 13 Going On 300, starring Jennifer Gardner.
    haha, we all noticed he was abe lincoln, too
    Awesome! :o

    Also coming soon: Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short reunite for The 300 Amigos, the epic version of the Battle of Santo Poco.

    [Edit - Haha, stop deleting your posts, wombat! ]

    haha I have no idea what you're talking about bogalicious!

    haha

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    300 Men and a Baby

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    There's Something About Sparta

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    World As Myth wrote: »
    Frank Miller won't let this happen.

    right guys?
    ... right?
    Does he hate large sums of money?
    Well but I mean, didn't he get all huffy about Sin City ever being made into a movie and only through really slow coaxing and probably a lot of cash did he finally consent?

    Wouldn't that mean he has some shred of dignity left?

    Actually, he didn't give in until he saw the first five minutes with Josh Hartnett and that hot chick...Robert Rodirequez shopped that little part around to everyone as test footage.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Three-Hundredth Element

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    300 weddings and 300 funerals

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    300 Ninjas




    followed by 300 Ninjas Kick Back

    and 300 Ninjas Knuckle Up

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    300 Men and a Baby
    that made me giggle.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The 300th Sense
    300 Fast, 300 Furious
    The 300th Day
    Ocean's 300
    300 Days Later

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    you can't replace numbers that don't have three in them

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Me, Myself, and 300.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    you can't replace numbers that don't have three in them
    that would probably have been best

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    die hard 300

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