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The Hot Gates ("300" Movie Thread)

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    wow

    and that was on a wacom tablet too, huh?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Having a wacom tablet doesn't magically make you an artist.


    But it is helping me improve. Those were literally the first things I drew on it right after opening the box and plugging it in. So yeah, they aren't exactly good examples of what little I am capable of.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I would like to see a good example of what you are capable of, SH.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Guys. The first quest of Titan Quest is to go meet Leonidas in Sparta.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Guys. The first quest of Titan Quest is to go meet Leonidas in Sparta.

    Does he kick you? Are wells involved?

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    he's all like, "hey dont bug me, head somewhere else please"

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    does he have washboard abs?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If one of the options when you talk to him is not "This is madness!" then the game is worthless.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I will Cosplay as Xerxes for COmic Con this year.

    Comments? Suggestions?

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  • TalkaTalka Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I will Cosplay as Xerxes for COmic Con this year.

    Comments? Suggestions?

    Be nine feet tall.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I will Cosplay as Xerxes for COmic Con this year.

    Comments? Suggestions?

    start shaving now

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well I'm already 6'6" and I have some 4" platform boots I was thinking about converting into golden knee high sandals.

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  • Sasquatch TimetodieSasquatch Timetodie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Begin piercing yourself. Now.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get tanned and toned. You don't need abs of steel, but Xerxes wasn't fat, know what i'm saying?

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    also you must have huge hands, and put them on peoples' shoulders

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  • TalkaTalka Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also see if you can hook a subwoofer up to your vocal chords.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get tanned and toned. You don't need abs of steel, but Xerxes wasn't fat, know what i'm saying?

    Well I'm already pretty on par with Xerxes physique-wise, though I go to the gym regularly so that definitely won't be a problem. However the tanning will be a little tough. Then all the random gold crap he had strung all about himself and I'd like to include the awesome cape he had on sometimes. I have a feeling this costume will require many embarassing trips to Claire's and such.

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get tanned and toned. You don't need abs of steel, but Xerxes wasn't fat, know what i'm saying?

    Well I'm already pretty on par with Xerxes physique-wise, though I go to the gym regularly so that definitely won't be a problem. However the tanning will be a little tough. Then all the random gold crap he had strung all about himself and I'd like to include the awesome cape he had on sometimes. I have a feeling this costume will require many embarassing trips to Claire's and such.

    Know what else you need?

    A dozen dudes from the gym dressed up as persians, carrying your giant, golden throne around for you, cause if you're gonna go as Xerxes, you gotta like Xerxes.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm tempted to do the Spartan thing for Halloween. It depends on how warm it is here.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Get tanned and toned. You don't need abs of steel, but Xerxes wasn't fat, know what i'm saying?

    Well I'm already pretty on par with Xerxes physique-wise, though I go to the gym regularly so that definitely won't be a problem. However the tanning will be a little tough. Then all the random gold crap he had strung all about himself and I'd like to include the awesome cape he had on sometimes. I have a feeling this costume will require many embarassing trips to Claire's and such.

    Know what else you need?

    A dozen dudes from the gym dressed up as persians, carrying your giant, golden throne around for you, cause if you're gonna go as Xerxes, you gotta like Xerxes.

    Word, this would actually be a pretty cool idea, I could at very least, park a ways away and have the guys carry me to the entrance of Comic Con on a big ass golden throne. Problem is I live no where near San Diego, so I don't think I could find guys who would be willing to travel. Maybe I could advertise in the San Diego Craigslist before hand...hmmm...

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can you fit the role, Harrier? Or will you be the butt of many "Shoulda been discarded at birth" jokes?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hop on over to san fran and I doubt you'll have trouble scrounging up 12 muscley brown dudes

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can you fit the role, Harrier? Or will you be the butt of many "Shoulda been discarded at birth" jokes?

    I see this as a win-win.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PipTheFair wrote: »
    hop on over to san fran and I doubt you'll have trouble scrounging up 12 muscley brown dudes

    Damn, you're right, that's a good idea.
    I should get my friends out there to make the throne for me and then they can be my heralds, all walking out in front yelling shit about the Godking Xerxes.

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited March 2007
    the problem with this plan is that you know some dude is going go dressed up as Leonidas

    then the next thing you know

    spear in the cheek

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the spear is actually a penis and it turns into a porno spoof

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Can you fit the role, Harrier? Or will you be the butt of many "Shoulda been discarded at birth" jokes?

    I see this as a win-win.


    Sounds like Viv found herself some new nightly entertainment :winky:

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    the problem with this plan is that you know some dude is going go dressed up as Leonidas

    then the next thing you know

    spear in the cheek

    If I saw a Leonidas there I would definitely have my dudes bring me over to him and get down and start spouting all those lines from their first meeting. Hopefully the guy would be cool enough to know Leonidas' lines and then we'd get mad attention.

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  • KPCKPC Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think I will Cosplay as Xerxes for COmic Con this year.

    Comments? Suggestions?
    Get a hispanic chick to shave your eyebrows so she can draw it back on.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KPC wrote: »
    I think I will Cosplay as Xerxes for COmic Con this year.

    Comments? Suggestions?
    Get a hispanic chick to shave your eyebrows so she can draw it back on.

    Nah, I know enough drag queens that could probably do a better job.

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  • KPCKPC Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    KPC wrote: »
    I think I will Cosplay as Xerxes for COmic Con this year.

    Comments? Suggestions?
    Get a hispanic chick to shave your eyebrows so she can draw it back on.

    Nah, I know enough drag queens that could probably do a better job.
    The gem is the racially motivated joke.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can you fit the role, Harrier? Or will you be the butt of many "Shoulda been discarded at birth" jokes?
    Guys, should I post pics? I have my shirt off in them. :winky:

    I'm like 5 foot 10 and weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 150-155 lbs. I do situps in the morning, pushups in the evening, and I've been kickboxing for like seven months every Friday or Saturday.

    One of the guys who teaches me also does more heavy-duty muscle-building. If I busted my ass over the summer, I like to think I could do it.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I could probably go as Stelios, what with him being much slimmer than Leonidas. The problem is my being Asian, but I think a Spartan helmet could cover that right up.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I could probably go as Stelios, what with him being much slimmer than Leonidas. The problem is my being Asian, but I think a Spartan helmet could cover that right up.

    Astinos had a little bit of an asian look about him. Just get the right tan and haircut and that might work. Stelios definitely had the physique that I've been aiming for pretty much all my life.

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    http://gamevideos.com/video/id/9574

    This is a pretty cool 300 parody trailer using halo footage.

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    when did this thread take a turn for the homo erotic?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    when did this thread take a turn for the homo erotic?

    The second that the trailer revealed that the movie was about sweaty half naked men.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It was in the 60s somewhere

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    TFS are you a treehugger

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