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can't stop won't stop farting
Local H Jay
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i woke up this morning farting and i can't seem to stop
they are really just the worst farts
how do you cure butt hiccups
they are really just the worst farts
how do you cure butt hiccups
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i think there is a small dog farting in my butt
do you have to hold your farts in all the time or do both people just cut loose?
let 'em all out
if i fart in the same room as my gf we break up for however long she can smell them
she just stops loving me
you're not in a real relationship until you can fart with your partner like you would on your own
just cut it loose, but try to be polite.
like, try not to fart if they're using your thigh as a pillow
if it happens, oh well, no biggie
i just lift and spread
I find it pretty hilarious that you actually find this tough.
but they are also the stinkiest
Also, I really enjoy feeling slimmer after a big fartfest. Eat gassy foods for the fart diet.
always when you have to fart the hardest
farts are more reliable method of waking up than alarms
every morning at 6 my butt starts but there ain't a snooze button
It was awesome.
I haven't farted, in like, hours
:^:
Got it from spell for really evil dudes on p 489
farts even their own creators could not love
no matter how quiet everyone looks at you
i was calling a friend from a phone booth (this was a bit before everyone had mobiles, so like 1995?)
someone was queueing outside
as i finished the call, i farted and it basically hotboxed the tiny booth with the rankest fart i had ever produced
i was making frantic signals to the person waiting outside 'dont go in here!'
he went in, i ran away
and they are the worst smelling farts
Any time she farts, the other dog gets up and runs out of the room because he knows how terrible they are
So when my little brother was dating this girl (they were both in their mid/late 20s), he used to go into the bathroom to fart.
One day they're just hanging out at her place, and he really has to fart all of a sudden, so he gets up and starts walking out of the living room and toward the hall. On his 2nd or 3rd step, a little fart slips out, but is fairly audible.
He clinched his butt muscles and took another step. Another fart.
Next step, there was yet another little fart. On his next step/fart, he started laughing, and on the fifth he collapsed to the ground, laughing and farting.
PS4:MrZoompants
once I had been ... causing a scene in a public bathroom and was washing my hands
another guy comes in, opens the stall door, and immediately says, loudly "NOPE"
and then he walked back out