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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Stale

    please don't use the word tranny.

    What if I'm working on a car transmission and want to shorten the word for ease of communication with colleagues?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    as a squirtologist

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    as a squirtologist

    Pip gushes so much they call him Blastoise

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote:
    WHAT HAPPENED TO tits.docx (2)????


    AND WHO KEEPS THEIR PORN IN A WORD DOCUMENT JESUS YOU PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN DO PORN RIGHT ON A COMPUTER
    you do it so that no one looks there

    but you have to name it subtly

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    papa keith's gotta get that squirt

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Stale

    please don't use the word tranny.

    What if I'm working on a car transmission and want to shorten the word for ease of communication with colleagues?
    :|
    you know damn well why I said that

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    anti is that where you keep your porn

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    yo, anybody here dts?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    yes

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    anti is that where you keep your porn
    you think I keep porn? hah.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote:
    yo, anybody here dts?
    valid question, everyone please answer

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    anti is that where you keep your porn
    you think I keep porn? hah.
    I guess I thought you had a sentimental side

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Why would anyone keep porn when it's all on the internet to just watch freely anyway

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Why would anyone keep porn when it's all on the internet to just watch freely anyway

    Nostalgia?

    Power outages

    Traveling

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Why would anyone keep porn when it's all on the internet to just watch freely anyway

    Nostalgia?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote:
    Why would anyone keep porn when it's all on the internet to just watch freely anyway
    this man understands
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    anti is that where you keep your porn
    you think I keep porn? hah.
    I guess I thought you had a sentimental side

    well, i'd be willing to cuddle before and/or after i fucked a girl crazy

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    yo, anybody here dts?
    valid question, everyone please answer

    Down to snooze?

    I like sleep, yeah.

    DTSWK

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote:
    PiptheFair wrote:
    yo, anybody here dts?
    valid question, everyone please answer

    Down to snooze?

    I like sleep, yeah.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Hunter wrote:
    Solar wrote:
    Why would anyone keep porn when it's all on the internet to just watch freely anyway

    Nostalgia?

    I don't really know how one can be nostalgic for porn

    I mean sometimes you think "ah shit that porn vid I saw back when was good what was that" and then you can't find it

    But it's in the nature of porn that there is always something new to watch anyway. Might as well just hop online and have a look.

    I guess if I was in a porno I might keep it for sentimental reasons.

    Solar on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I haven't really checked out porn the past few days

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Reason #1 to hang on to porn: Some porn is better than other porn, and I don't always have the patience to find a decent video.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Reason #2 to hang on to porn: If Legba's in it

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Reason #1 to hang on to porn: Some porn is better than other porn, and I don't always have the patience to find a decent video.
    type in: abella anderson OR katsuni

    you have now found decent porn

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Fun fact: There's a stolen mobile out there somewhere with some of that on it. I've learned my lesson since then!

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba wrote:
    Fun fact: There's a stolen mobile out there somewhere with some of that on it. I've learned my lesson since then!

    you learned the lesson to use your new camera and distribute it yourself?

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Fun fact: There's a stolen mobile out there somewhere with some of that on it. I've learned my lesson since then!

    I think we may have found Keith's purpose in life

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Solar wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Fun fact: There's a stolen mobile out there somewhere with some of that on it. I've learned my lesson since then!

    I think we may have found Keith's purpose in life

    Gotta become the world's greatest detective and find that phone

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Ubik can't cum if he sees penetration

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    sometimes i turn on cinemax but mess with the wires so it's all scrambled to get that nostalgic porn effect

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Solar wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Fun fact: There's a stolen mobile out there somewhere with some of that on it. I've learned my lesson since then!

    I think we may have found Keith's purpose in life

    Gotta become the world's greatest detective and find that phone

    I considered offering a reward for the return of my phone but honestly it's probably better if it never sees the light of day again.

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    sex is gross

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    sex is gross

    Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Legba wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    Solar wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    Fun fact: There's a stolen mobile out there somewhere with some of that on it. I've learned my lesson since then!

    I think we may have found Keith's purpose in life

    Gotta become the world's greatest detective and find that phone

    I considered offering a reward for the return of my phone but honestly it's probably better if it never sees the light of day again.

    It needs to see the light of my dark, computer-screen-lit room

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Cheggit was nowhere near as good as empornium.

    These days it's all xhamster. Streaming every day and night.


    mhmm yes

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Darmak wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket
    yo

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket

    We talkin' double-ended crowbar? No, wait, don't tell me. I just want to imagine it.

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