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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Darmak wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket
    yo

    2hpnei8.jpg :?:

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    this thread makes me think of http://censoredporn.ytmnd.com/

    I have not gone to ytmnd in like 5 years

    Jars on
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Keith wrote:
    Darmak wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket
    yo

    2hpnei8.jpg ??

    Darmak on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Darmak wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket
    yo

    2hpnei8.jpg :?:

    of course

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    The pet / street name thing is great

    I owned 2 pets (bought at the same time, DOG BROTHERS)

    Almond and Cashew

    I live on Slater street

    So yes my porn name would be A.C. Slater

    Tasteticle on

    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Darmak wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Darmak wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    I think I have watched way too much porn.

    I masturbated to a picture of a crowbar in a rusty bucket
    yo

    2hpnei8.jpg ??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjcsgROJ83c

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Mine would be Chuck Prior

    you should say "will be" so that I can have some hope in my life

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    Houk wrote:
    Sal wrote:
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    I

    can't

    believe

    I got edited out of this! I was the foundation of this whole sexual innuendo!!

    Houk I am so sorry! :(

    I thought it would accentuate the effect if you couldn't see Tito's lower body

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Solar wrote:
    Why would anyone keep porn when it's all on the internet to just watch freely anyway

    Porn you get from torrent sites is usually much higher quality than streamed porn

    I keep a few good vids on my hd that I know I like for the times when I don't feeling going through a million terrible vids on the internet

    Turambar on
    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    damnit, what am I supposed to do now that cheggit is dead

    jerk off to cave paintings

    KalTorak on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Streaming porn is both a luxury and a curse for me. I'll just open up 5 tabs of 5 different videos and intermittently switch between them all.

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    Jigsy Hebard

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be
    kekaimalu kuauli

    white
    hot

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Gonna have to try one of those paint-over-screenshots things.

    But that means I'll have to go look for porn! Oh well, sacrifices must be made.

    While you wait, please enjoy the following picture:
    They're high-divers! Perv
    184282_700b.jpg

    MetroidZoid on
    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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    DorkmanDorkman Registered User regular
    Andrew Mystery Lake.

    That isn't awkward at all.

    Poke Black 2 FC: 0390 6923 7158
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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be
    kekaimalu kuauli

    white
    hot

    can we just write off your state as a loss

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    My home address is rubbish but my middle name/office street would be...

    Lloyd Prince

    It's not too bad.

    But my first pet/office street?

    Strip Prince.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote:
    Streaming porn is both a luxury and a curse for me. I'll just open up 5 tabs of 5 different videos and intermittently switch between them all.

    I thought that was the point.

    Am I doing it wrong?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    zimfan wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    Streaming porn is both a luxury and a curse for me. I'll just open up 5 tabs of 5 different videos and intermittently switch between them all.

    I thought that was the point.

    Am I doing it wrong?

    You're really not respecting the artistic integrity of the director when you do that.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I have a ton of porn but I haven't downloaded much lately

    mostly because I already have so much

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be
    kekaimalu kuauli

    white
    hot

    can we just write off your state as a loss
    ?

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    zimfan wrote:
    Gatsby wrote:
    Streaming porn is both a luxury and a curse for me. I'll just open up 5 tabs of 5 different videos and intermittently switch between them all.

    I thought that was the point.

    Am I doing it wrong?

    You're really not respecting the artistic integrity of the director when you do that.

    Boogie Nights is a good film.

    But I think we're getting off topic.

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    Porn name: Richard Forest B)

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Using the middle name/ street naming system my porn name would be
    kekaimalu kuauli

    white
    hot

    can we just write off your state as a loss
    ?

    gonna let @de?ad field this q

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    can't see the forest for the dicks

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    Towering redwoods, supple willows, etc.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    So is a vasectomy like deforestation?

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    pet/street for me would be Boomer Kings

    middle name/street for me would be Hunter Kings

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    no because there would still be a forest of dicks

    they would just be uh

    seedless

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    I chuckled.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    @Rolo

    Am I doing the Lord's work yet?

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    MetroidZoid on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    oh my

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    i like the unnecessary fancy hat.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Gonna have to try one of those paint-over-screenshots things.

    But that means I'll have to go look for porn! Oh well, sacrifices must be made.

    While you wait, please enjoy the following picture:
    They're high-divers! Perv
    184282_700b.jpg
    405937_3166121153793_1288341120_33212705_313903341_n.jpg

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Gonna have to try one of those paint-over-screenshots things.

    But that means I'll have to go look for porn! Oh well, sacrifices must be made.

    While you wait, please enjoy the following picture:
    They're high-divers! Perv
    184282_700b.jpg

    bottom, second from right looks like Zonugal

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    oh my god dan

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    those are some

    heh

    nice melons

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    oh my god dan

    hahaha

    I didn't mean it in a mean way

    it just

    well i does kinda bear a resemblance.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    it's spot on

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