Fun with Porn. NSFW!

MrMonroe

I ended up watching twenty minutes of these two girls putting up wallpaper recently

I mean, they were hot, and they were wearing clothing completely unbefitting the job they were doing, but no one got naked, no one made any dirty talk, no power dynamic or any thing

just twenty minutes of two chicks cooperating on wallpapering a room

Huntera

MrMonroe wrote: »

I ended up watching twenty minutes of these two girls putting up wallpaper recently

I mean, they were hot, and they were wearing clothing completely unbefitting the job they were doing, but no one got naked, no one made any dirty talk, no power dynamic or any thing

just twenty minutes of two chicks cooperating on wallpapering a room

Hmmm, yes, go on.

Garlic Bread

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

MrMonroe

Huntera wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

I ended up watching twenty minutes of these two girls putting up wallpaper recently

I mean, they were hot, and they were wearing clothing completely unbefitting the job they were doing, but no one got naked, no one made any dirty talk, no power dynamic or any thing

just twenty minutes of two chicks cooperating on wallpapering a room

Hmmm, yes, go on.

at the end, it got really good

I don't want to spoil it just in case but

they finished wallpapering the room and cleaned up their supplies

Ubik

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

Huntera

MrMonroe wrote: »

Huntera wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

I ended up watching twenty minutes of these two girls putting up wallpaper recently

I mean, they were hot, and they were wearing clothing completely unbefitting the job they were doing, but no one got naked, no one made any dirty talk, no power dynamic or any thing

just twenty minutes of two chicks cooperating on wallpapering a room

Hmmm, yes, go on.

at the end, it got really good

I don't want to spoil it just in case but

they finished wallpapering the room and cleaned up their supplies

Yes, yes.

This is good.

KalTorak

MrMonroe wrote:

Huntera wrote: »

MrMonroe wrote: »

I ended up watching twenty minutes of these two girls putting up wallpaper recently

I mean, they were hot, and they were wearing clothing completely unbefitting the job they were doing, but no one got naked, no one made any dirty talk, no power dynamic or any thing

just twenty minutes of two chicks cooperating on wallpapering a room

Hmmm, yes, go on.

at the end, it got really good

I don't want to spoil it just in case but

they finished wallpapering the room and cleaned up their supplies

Unnnngggh

Garlic Bread

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

I'm 19, in college, with your favorite body type

send me a picture of your dick

SeñorAmor

Smart Hero wrote:

The other day I found out one of our outside sales guys had porn on his work laptop. Had to do some remote support, remoted in to his machine, he wasn't sure how to install something he'd downloaded, went to his Downloads folder:

tits.docx

tits.docx (1)

tits.docx (3)

kristine - hot fuck.mov



;[

;[

When I first started at my current job (8ish years ago), I had to fix something on my boss' laptop. He was on the phone, reclined back in his chair, and when I opened his downloads folder, it was set to show thumbnails of the images -- most of which were topless girls.

I've never seen a person jolt forward from a full recline faster than he did. Unfortunately for him, I was between him and his computer, and I left the window open just long enough for it to be super awkward for him.

Ubik

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

I'm 19, in college, with your favorite body type

send me a picture of your dick

it's in the mail!

Garlic Bread

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

I'm 19, in college, with your favorite body type

send me a picture of your dick

it's in the mail!

I don't see any "Ubik sent you a message" in my forum dashboard

Ubik

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

I'm 19, in college, with your favorite body type

send me a picture of your dick

it's in the mail!

I don't see any "Ubik sent you a message" in my forum dashboard

no

like the mail mail

Umaro

All of my pornographic material is cleverly squirreled away within a folder named 'Tax Returns 08'.

Crimson King

just constantly like

'look i know this is porn because of the context'

'the second i look away this is going to suddenly become the best porn ever i just know it'

SeñorAmor

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

I'm 19, in college, with your favorite body type

send me a picture of your dick

it's in the mail!

I don't see any "Ubik sent you a message" in my forum dashboard

no

like the mail mail

The anticipation will kill him, you know.

Peccavi

tits.docx

ASCII porn

KalTorak

Ubik uses the mail system defined by the Constitution's framers.

SeñorAmor

I have a folder called "porn" on our public share at work, inside which is a single file.

why-did-you-even-look-in-here-you-perv.txt

The filename is enough.

Crimson King

one of my lecturers was going for something on his laptop and accidentally opened his porn folder mid-lecture

fortunately he was an awesome dude and his porn was just like tasteful nudes

but he was hilariously english and awkward and adorable about the whole thing

Ubik

KalTorak wrote:

Ubik uses the mail system defined by the Constitution's framers.

Ben Franklin knew what he was doing

Garlic Bread

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

Ubik wrote:

Keith wrote:

I wish I was a hot girl so all the boys would pay attention to me

you can be anything you want,

on the internet!

I'm 19, in college, with your favorite body type

send me a picture of your dick

it's in the mail!

I don't see any "Ubik sent you a message" in my forum dashboard

no

like the mail mail

but

what am I supposed to do now?

mrmr

laughing too hard at this to not post.

school/town not too great - County Line Germantown

Middle name/street name is better but sounds like a colonial poet - Joseph Hawthorne

pet name/street name best if I were a gay black man (who is also a poet) - Midnight Hawthorne

Garlic Bread

Peccavi wrote:

tits.docx

ASCII porn

peccavi.jpg
peccavi2.jpg

KalTorak

Ubik wrote:

KalTorak wrote:

Ubik uses the mail system defined by the Constitution's framers.

Ben Franklin knew what he was doing

French prostitutes is what

(and we're back)

Abracadaniel

my porn is in a folder called XXX because I don't give a fuuuuuck

Noisymunk

MrMonroe

Ubik wrote: »

KalTorak wrote:

Ubik uses the mail system defined by the Constitution's framers.

Ben Franklin knew what he was doing

that's how he kept from getting the clap despite his insatiable appetite for french whores

Artreus

Mine is in a folder called Definitely Not Porn

Inside is another folder called Porn. That is where all the porn is

Futore

I wish there were a way on Chrome to password protect specific bookmark folders

MrMonroe

E:\Applications\NetGear\OEM\Data\

contents: 15gb

the big problem with this hiding space, although I don't anticipate anyone really going looking, is that I don't have a netgear router anymore

Emruggs

I found out about some previously unknown-to-me tube sites a few weeks ago on reddit. It was a pretty good discovery. I can remember all those links better than I can remember things I need to know for school.

#pipe

Smart Hero wrote:

my porn is in a folder called XXX because I don't give a fuuuuuck

Mine is on a hidden, encrypted partition on an external drive.

#pipe

Futore wrote:

I wish there were a way on Chrome to password protect specific bookmark folders

Create a .url shortcut and save it in a folder and password protect the folder.

Ladai

my porn name using the first pet/street is

Michelob Paley.

my first pet was my dad's dog from college.

edit: oh there was also the deaf cat named Cat that my mom had.

So I could be M.C. Paley.

KalTorak

oh my..

the amount of space my saved porn takes up, I'm pretty sure it means i have a problem

MetroidZoid

Artreus wrote:

Mine is in a folder called Definitely Not Porn

Inside is another folder called Porn. That is where all the porn is

Nice, that's where mine is too. "Not Porn". The umm how shall we say not-so-straight stuff (because, occasionally my computer friend is using my computer, and I try to protect his accidentally wandering eyes) is in a folder within there called "Definitely Not Porn"

E: Also the hardest part about making SFW porn is finding just the right screenshot. I'm going to try again.

Jars

I would only send keith dickpix if I got a detailed criticism of what he liked and disliked about my wang

Huntera

#pipe wrote: »

Smart Hero wrote:

my porn is in a folder called XXX because I don't give a fuuuuuck

Mine is on a hidden, encrypted partition on an external drive.

Pipe may just be the most paranoid about his porn.

What you got on there, huh? Scat? It's ok, you can confide in us.

Garlic Bread

Jars wrote:

I would only send keith dickpix if I got a detailed criticism of what he liked and disliked about my wang

I can do this

I don't really dislike anything about most boners though

Futore

#pipe wrote:

Futore wrote:

I wish there were a way on Chrome to password protect specific bookmark folders

Create a .url shortcut and save it in a folder and password protect the folder.

true.

now I need to finally figure out how to password protect a folder.