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Letters of [chat], aka classy people being classy

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf an expressway late at night only halogen lights shine mysteriouslyRegistered User regular
    Infinite hats or infinite cats

    truly sophie's choice

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    That is super kawaii echo

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I have to take this traffic school course, because of a ticket I got due to "avoiding a red light". Ok, fine, whatever. It's online, at least I don't have to go hang out with some smelly losers. The letter says "It should take approximately 4 hours to complete." I'm thinking, whatever, it's online, I'm not clinically retarded, I'll breeze through it in no time.

    Nope.

    Every screen

    every fucking screen

    gets read to you audibly. You can't go to the next screen, until the audio finishes. The "continue" button doesn't activate until then. And the audio gets read in one of those "I am reading this as slow as I can and pronouncing every word as if my life depended on it" voices.

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  • EchoEcho Where da waaagh at? Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote:
    Infinite hats or infinite cats

    truly sophie's choice

    Put the cat in the hat. Then stick it in the machine.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    sigh, i said kawaii

    sigh

    sigh

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    It reads every question to you and doesn't present the answers until the question is done being read oh my god I am going to road rage so hard

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    when I was a wee lad we had this match the cat-to-his-hat game

    my favorite cat was party cat, his hat was a lampshade.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    those are adorable babies, cass!

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    okay

    i think if i punch a hole through my chest. i can reach my motivation reservoirs and pull some up to the surface again.

    wish me luck.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    those are adorable babies, cass!

    they have the best personalities of any cat i've ever met

    i loff them so

  • EchoEcho Where da waaagh at? Moderator mod
    I have a cat on my mousepad.

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Good morning [chat]!

    although it's not morning anymore

    Bastion kept me up

    plus, I had a really nice dream, so when I woke up at 11 I didn't want to stop dreaming so I went back into the dream until now

    and it's quarter to 3 now

    it was a really nice dream

    two words: nude jacuzzi

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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    I've arrived at Genoa with exotic foreign pornography. Now hopefully this town will sell me some trousers with an absurdly large crotch.

    Genoa! Is it nice?

    Sadly, I'm playing computer games and not actually sailing the seven seas.

    The mechanics of lateen sails utterly defy me. I don't really get the physics behind how they work at all.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    ugugghh i don't wanna go to class today

    maybe i should buy myself lunch as a reward for not being a lazy piece of shit

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    the trenches sucks

    and the latest story makes me think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel hard

    its not even a story its just some guy ranting

    how do we know hes even a tester?

    he could just be creative

  • simonwolfsimonwolf an expressway late at night only halogen lights shine mysteriouslyRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote:
    simonwolf wrote:
    Infinite hats or infinite cats

    truly sophie's choice

    Put the cat in the hat. Then stick it in the machine.

    What have you done, echo

    what have you doooooooone

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    Avast, I've blown my cash on useless novelties and now my crew will have to drink their own urine on the way home.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    the trenches sucks

    and the latest story makes me think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel hard

    its not even a story its just some guy ranting

    how do we know hes even a tester?

    he could just be creative

    The one before last was good. I hoped this marked a turning point in the comic. It seems not.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    I've arrived at Genoa with exotic foreign pornography. Now hopefully this town will sell me some trousers with an absurdly large crotch.

    Genoa! Is it nice?

    Sadly, I'm playing computer games and not actually sailing the seven seas.

    The mechanics of lateen sails utterly defy me. I don't really get the physics behind how they work at all.

    the basics of it is having your sail diagonal to the wind

    the keel means that you don't get pushed diagonally, but mostly forwards

    but I'm not 100% on lateen sails specifically

    I'm not sure how "sharp" ie how close to facing the wind, they can sail

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    my parents were intending to become less invested in property

    now they are becoming ever more invested in property

    in London of all places

    aaaaaaah

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote:
    wazilla wrote:
    South host wrote:
    wazilla wrote:
    apparently, whilst flirting via the facebooks, I will keep talking and talking far past the time where I should be talking.

    I used to do this all the time when I was meeting people on OKCupid.

    I mean, when someone says they wish they could be where you are and you agree... but it's not possible to make that happen... that's kinda a good note to go out on.

    But noooo, I gotta get mouthy.

    I take it back. Stick in for the long haul, boys. She's coming over tomorrow!

    And now she's coming for lunch, then going to work, then coming back after work. I am starting to get suspicious. This is going a little too well.

    Psn:wazukki
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    ronya wrote:
    my parents were intending to become less invested in property

    now they are becoming ever more invested in property

    in London of all places

    aaaaaaah

    Buying property in London? Would you like a sham marriage with no prenuptial agreement?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    you know i should feel at ease with all the pirate talk in chat

    it will allow me to unveil my true dread pirate nature

    for instance i can admit now that my favorite comic is
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRchie

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Kalkino wrote:
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    I've arrived at Genoa with exotic foreign pornography. Now hopefully this town will sell me some trousers with an absurdly large crotch.

    Genoa! Is it nice?

    Sadly, I'm playing computer games and not actually sailing the seven seas.

    The mechanics of lateen sails utterly defy me. I don't really get the physics behind how they work at all.

    the basics of it is having your sail diagonal to the wind

    the keel means that you don't get pushed diagonally, but mostly forwards

    but I'm not 100% on lateen sails specifically

    I'm not sure how "sharp" ie how close to facing the wind, they can sail

    hmm, ok. these early ships are all fore-and-aft rigged and finding the right way to position them keeps eluding me.

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Rms, good to see the solicitor has delivered a late Christmaz present. You should reciprocate by giving him an extra half star on your review

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    you know i should feel at ease with all the pirate talk in chat

    it will allow me to unveil my true dread pirate nature

    for instance i can admit now that my favorite comic is
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRchie

    you are a bad person

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    if the UK could stage an amazing and brilliant economic miracle over the next decade that sends house prices spiraling that'll be excellent thank you

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    they should make an earthbound style discworld rpg

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    you know i should feel at ease with all the pirate talk in chat

    it will allow me to unveil my true dread pirate nature

    for instance i can admit now that my favorite comic is
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRchie

    you are a bad person

    That fact is unARRRRRRRRRRRRguable.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    you know i should feel at ease with all the pirate talk in chat

    it will allow me to unveil my true dread pirate nature

    for instance i can admit now that my favorite comic is
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRchie

    you are a bad person

    what, do you prefer mARRRRRRRRRRRRRRmaduke

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cats are the worst creatures.

    Ladies.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    bown sucks

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote:
    Cats are the worst creatures.

    i will fight you

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    And, just to be clear, that last post wasn't a prelude to self sabotage. Not at all.

    Psn:wazukki
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    bowen wrote:
    Cats are the worst creatures.
    That's why they're so great!

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    the trenches sucks

    and the latest story makes me think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel hard

    its not even a story its just some guy ranting

    how do we know hes even a tester?

    he could just be creative

    The one before last was good. I hoped this marked a turning point in the comic. It seems not.

    Yeah, I actually laughed at the previous one. Now it's back to its regular us-vs-them-we're-not-even-really-joking style.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I love it when I get my sails rigged right in this game. There's a friendly beep and this AUTO SAIL icon appears and I just whoosh through the ocean with my sailors doing all the work instead of me having to fiddle with the positions.

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