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Ed Norton Won't Be in The Avengers

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    SCREW ALL Y'ALL ANG LEE'S HULK WAS FANTASTIC

    *ollies out*

    Nope.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    http://io9.com/5881067/a-fresh-look-at-hawkeyes-bow-from-the-avengers-in-nerf-form

    Does anyone else think Nerf bows are lame? I mean, the string has no function; it's purely decorative. It's a bow-shaped gun.

    I don't know, but, from the comments:

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    Gold.

    super

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    In my mind RDJ is walking around the store wearing one of those plastic Iron Man masks.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    In my mind RDJ is walking around the store wearing one of those plastic Iron Man masks.

    Looking all awesome wearing all his merchandise. The mask, the Arc, the little hand thingies loosely strapped to his wrists cuz they won't fit right cuz he's not a little kid.

    And they're both just standing there, with just one toy each.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    If Thor has a weakness as a film it was the fight scenes. The first was to dark and to fast. The Destroyer wasn't a really fight.

    the end fight was alright though.

    You didn't consider the entire middle part where he was not Thor a flaw?

    I mean I did.

    I loved the beginning of it and I loved the end and I loved Loki in it too.

    But I did not like the adventures of country hick and tiny lady part.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I need a picture of Ruffalo wearing hulk hands.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    If Thor has a weakness as a film it was the fight scenes. The first was to dark and to fast. The Destroyer wasn't a really fight.

    the end fight was alright though.

    You didn't consider the entire middle part where he was not Thor a flaw?

    I mean I did.

    I loved the beginning of it and I loved the end and I loved Loki in it too.

    But I did not like the adventures of country hick and tiny lady part.
    He was still Thor

    he retained the same personality and attitude

    that is like saying Tony Stark is a different person when he is wearing the suit

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Blake T wrote:
    If Thor has a weakness as a film it was the fight scenes. The first was to dark and to fast. The Destroyer wasn't a really fight.

    the end fight was alright though.

    You didn't consider the entire middle part where he was not Thor a flaw?

    I mean I did.

    I loved the beginning of it and I loved the end and I loved Loki in it too.

    But I did not like the adventures of country hick and tiny lady part.

    I just put it on the top of my list. Would I do that if I disliked an entire third of it? No, I love all of that. I love the fight in the rain. I love the description of the world tree. I love Thor drinking the guy under the table. It was fun.

    nightmarenny on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i'd rank thor higher if the fight against the destroyer was better and if the romance plot was nonexistent/better

    ugh, that romance plot

    you're kind of a weird creepy crazy homeless guy but we hung out for a night so now we're in love??

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    i'd rank thor higher if the fight against the destroyer was better and if the romance plot was nonexistent/better

    ugh, that romance plot

    you're kind of a weird creepy crazy homeless guy but we hung out for a night so now we're in love??
    Have you seen Chris Hemsworth

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I enjoyed the "Thor on Earth" jokes

    dude is pretty hilarious

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    yeah, i liked thor being a viking in modern day

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    If Thor has a weakness as a film it was the fight scenes. The first was to dark and to fast. The Destroyer wasn't a really fight.

    the end fight was alright though.

    You didn't consider the entire middle part where he was not Thor a flaw?

    I mean I did.

    I loved the beginning of it and I loved the end and I loved Loki in it too.

    But I did not like the adventures of country hick and tiny lady part.

    What?

    I mean, that's the whole film basically.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    For me it would probably be:

    Thor
    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Iron Man 2
    The Incredible Hulk

    With obviously the Coulson shorts being on the very top of such a list.

    I liked Iron Man 2 a lot, but I would put IH over it. Maybe it was because it was so much better than the Bana Hulk movie, but I just really love it.

    Mine would be

    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Thor
    Incredible Hulk
    Iron Man 2

    and this list is a little flawed because I love all of those movies, but if I had to choose, that is what it would be.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    I enjoyed the "Thor on Earth" jokes

    dude is pretty hilarious

    yeah that shit was wonderful

  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    The worst part of Thor was the lady with the boobs


    (That sentence goes against everything I stand for, but it's the truth)

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    For me it would probably be:

    Thor
    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Iron Man 2
    The Incredible Hulk

    With obviously the Coulson shorts being on the very top of such a list.

    I liked Iron Man 2 a lot, but I would put IH over it. Maybe it was because it was so much better than the Bana Hulk movie, but I just really love it.

    Mine would be

    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Thor
    Incredible Hulk
    Iron Man 2

    and this list is a little flawed because I love all of those movies, but if I had to choose, that is what it would be.
    Pretty much my list

    We bros now.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I can't state how much fun I had watching Thor. I've probably seen it 8 or 9 times, and it stays fun.

    It probably has something to do with this feeling that the film works as an epic D&D adventure brought to the silver screen.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote:
    The worst part of Thor was the lady with the boobs


    (That sentence goes against everything I stand for, but it's the truth)
    I laughed at Meowmeow and also Thor getting tazed because god of thunder being taken out by a tazer.

    Other than that she is pretty eh, yeah. I get why she was there, though. I saw the movie twice and both times people were cracking up at her. The mass audience is stupid and a movie as weird and high concept as Thor need all the help it can get.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    everyone in Thor who was not from asgard or shield was awful

    I mean

    really awful

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    i'd rank thor higher if the fight against the destroyer was better and if the romance plot was nonexistent/better

    ugh, that romance plot

    you're kind of a weird creepy crazy homeless guy but we hung out for a night so now we're in love??
    Have you seen Chris Hemsworth

    They are never really shown to be in love anyway. They are two people who are interesting to each other and when they are forced to part Thor promises her that he'll come back, that they both want to see more of each other.

    They are enamored with each other, lustful, but not in love.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBmueYJ0VhA

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    BugBoy wrote:
    everyone in Thor who was not from asgard or shield was awful

    I mean

    really awful
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Turambar has it

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!
    They weren't from Asgard.

    There is more than one realm.

    BlankZoe on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    For me it would probably be:

    Thor
    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Iron Man 2
    The Incredible Hulk

    With obviously the Coulson shorts being on the very top of such a list.

    I liked Iron Man 2 a lot, but I would put IH over it. Maybe it was because it was so much better than the Bana Hulk movie, but I just really love it.

    Mine would be

    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Thor
    Incredible Hulk
    Iron Man 2

    and this list is a little flawed because I love all of those movies, but if I had to choose, that is what it would be.
    Pretty much my list

    We bros now.

    I am pretty sad about Favreau not coming back for iron man 3, I think that is going to really hurt the film.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I liked the romance and earth stuff in Thor

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!

    She's wrong about where it's from anyway. Its a Frost giant artifact called the Casket of Infinity Winters.

    nightmarenny on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    nightmarenny, i'm a chick

    and it was a led zeppelin joke

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    For me it would probably be:

    Thor
    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Iron Man 2
    The Incredible Hulk

    With obviously the Coulson shorts being on the very top of such a list.

    I liked Iron Man 2 a lot, but I would put IH over it. Maybe it was because it was so much better than the Bana Hulk movie, but I just really love it.

    Mine would be

    Iron Man
    Captain America
    Thor
    Incredible Hulk
    Iron Man 2

    and this list is a little flawed because I love all of those movies, but if I had to choose, that is what it would be.
    Pretty much my list

    We bros now.

    I am pretty sad about Favreau not coming back for iron man 3, I think that is going to really hurt the film.
    I would agree if Shane Black wasn't totally awesome

    which he is

    Downey loves the guy and approves of where the film is heading and he was fairly vocal about what he thinks went wrong with IM2

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!

    She's wrong about where it's from anyway. Its a Frost giant artifact called the Casket of Infinity Winters.

    oh that changes things completely the similarity in designs aren't irritating at all now!

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Favreau's other movies suggest to me that Iron Man was a fluke.

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  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!

    She's wrong about where it's from anyway. Its a Frost giant artifact called the Casket of Infinity Winters.

    oh that changes things completely the similarity in designs aren't irritating at all now!

    I'm just saying!

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    God Cowboys & Aliens was such complete horseshit

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!

    She's wrong about where it's from anyway. Its a Frost giant artifact called the Casket of Infinity Winters.

    oh that changes things completely the similarity in designs aren't irritating at all now!
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    vs
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